Ozone's definitions

landon guy

Any person who goes to Landon, from ages 8-17, is intelligent, atheletic, and guarenteed to get laid some day.

Prep guy: Check out that landon guy he sux
20 years later an employee at Mcdonald's said...
Same guy: Man I wish i went to Landon

by Ozone August 7, 2004

keyboardist

One who plays the electric keyboard, who can imitate any sound, give atmosphere to any music, and stays in one place (unless using a keytar), so is easily crowded by girls.

The guitarist of the band left the stage in anger after seeing the keyboardist ripping his solo with seventeen girls around him.

by Ozone February 13, 2005

shirts

Objects used, typically worn, that inhibit the actions of tanning, pimping, and being totally sweet.

Leddy, Wags, and Thach took their shirts off when some smokin' chicas came by.

by Ozone April 27, 2004

my girlfriend

The most often subject discussed on internet forums, usually by people who want to seem cool but sadly have nothing better to do.

Yah my girlfriend and i got soooo high and went to some concert i hav no idea what it was but anyway i gotta go i think my mom...i mean my grrlfriend iz calling me.

by Ozone April 21, 2006

neeeh

A word said by someone parodying another. How Landon kids make fun of "nerds"

NEEEH! (refer to pronounciation)

by Ozone May 16, 2004

stoner band

Comes from the 1960s as a band who would write songs about and use drugs while on and offstage. These guys were awesome, especially if they have the ability to perform while high. If they overdose though, they're screwed.

Pink Floyd comes to mind when you talk about stoner bands.

Man, Jimi Hendrix is awesome! He played while he was high the other day and it was amazing!

It's too bad the guy from Pink Floyd got kicked out for overdosing on LSD.

by Ozone January 8, 2005