Ozone's definitions

my girlfriend

The most often subject discussed on internet forums, usually by people who want to seem cool but sadly have nothing better to do.

Yah my girlfriend and i got soooo high and went to some concert i hav no idea what it was but anyway i gotta go i think my mom...i mean my grrlfriend iz calling me.

by Ozone April 21, 2006

landon guy

Any person who goes to Landon, from ages 8-17, is intelligent, atheletic, and guarenteed to get laid some day.

Prep guy: Check out that landon guy he sux
20 years later an employee at Mcdonald's said...
Same guy: Man I wish i went to Landon

by Ozone August 7, 2004

keytar

The absolute coolest way to play the piano. First comes piano, then electric synth, than keytar. 6-year olds complaining about not liking piano lessons: Don't worry you'll be grateful in the future.

My Korg RK-100 keytar is off the hook and all because of the piano lessons I took from the ages of 5 to 13.

by Ozone August 7, 2004

keyboardist

One who plays the electric keyboard, who can imitate any sound, give atmosphere to any music, and stays in one place (unless using a keytar), so is easily crowded by girls.

The guitarist of the band left the stage in anger after seeing the keyboardist ripping his solo with seventeen girls around him.

by Ozone February 13, 2005

Georgetown Prep

These kids carry a bottle of beer and a gun wherever they go, just in case. Enjoy shooting kids both younger and older than them, cause their faculty won't care. I'm not making fun of them, I'm scared silly of them.

I was in tears when I saw some Georgetown Prep kid shoot my 7-year old brother.

by Ozone August 13, 2004

neeeh

A word said by someone parodying another. How Landon kids make fun of "nerds"

NEEEH! (refer to pronounciation)

by Ozone May 16, 2004