jamster

Really STUPID COMMERCIALS THAT APPEAR ABOUT 3000 TIMES A DAY ON MTV ALONE AND THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Larry: Hey dude listen to my Jamster Ring t-
Bob: (fires magnum at larry)

by Oz January 17, 2005

bed

synonomous with fuck, bang, lay, etc. More noble than any of them however. makes women feel more lady like and reformed

hes so hot... id bed his ass all night long

by Oz February 01, 2005

400,000 pounds of fuel

a shitload of fuel, perhaps

(falls off a cliff into a lake that smells like gas) WHOA I JUST FOUND WHAT MUST BE 400,000 POUNDS OF FUEL!

by Oz March 09, 2005

silent alarm

When a girl wakes her man with a blowjob.

My girlfriend is the best...she woke me with a silent alarm this morning.

by Oz October 10, 2003

chubbie

A big pulsating boner, an erect phallus

See: Pan handle; big floppy donkey dick

Colin was embarrassed of his Chubbie.

Vaz's chubbie was mocked by his girlfriend.

by Oz March 16, 2003

american idol

A show most people watch for the chance to see people you want to insult get insulted by critics. Some contestents don't deserve to be insulted but 90% of them should be slapped for thinking sing.

Bob: Lets watch American Idol and see idiots try to sing!

by Oz March 08, 2005

freecorps

THE man. We all want to have his babies. He is the manliest man ever to walk this earth.

Exactly my fucking point, stated by the fucking man himself, Freecorps.
-SniperNinja

by Oz September 28, 2004