Oz's definitions

Ripped Up Fireplace

An unsightly vagina.

Her vagina looked like a ripped up fireplace.

by Oz May 25, 2006

viva la bam

Fucking funny show similar to jackass but not quite as good. Still great though. Stars bam margera, his friends, his parents and his crazy giberish speaking uncle Don Vito.

Bam: Hey vito is that your car in 1000 pieces over there?
Vito: whya godda tearapart mycar! dammit bam, bedoaopaotiodiad adodoo!

by Oz May 19, 2005

hyundai

A korean car company. I don't care much for them cept that tiburon is a mighty fine looking car.

Get in the car, now.

by Oz May 18, 2005

furries

People who like to be in animal outfits better than not. Some of them like to have sex and do other sexual like things while being costumed up.

Bob: nayyyyyyyyy
Jenny: meowwwwwwww

by Oz May 21, 2005

sprite

Good fucking drink. Much better than 7-up.

Spite + Doritos = Mans best friends.

by Oz July 18, 2008

Metrotard

from'The Morning News': A person in front of you at the subway turnstile who can’t figure out how to swipe his or her subway pass. Also: A person who tries to use a Metrocard to withdraw money from an ATM.

I went to the cash machine to get some money out, but this metrotard in front of me is completely cramping my style.

by oz April 9, 2005

jack-in-the-box

One of the best fast food restraunts out there. An actual clean restraunt other than hardees or mcdonalds. They make quality food.

Im gonna get me a chicken fajita pita from jack in the box.

by Oz April 19, 2005