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a chubby munter or otherwise pregnant lookin girl, one who has 'eaten all the pies', and likely all the chocolates and crisps and chips and coke and biscuits and cake and her family and her dog as well, to look at her.

A porky bird.

An overweight female from Ulster (of which there are many).

Also, a polite term girls use to describe their morbidly obese friends.
Did you see the size of that arse! Now that's what I call a big girl! I wonder when she's due...
by Ownies Puppy August 22, 2006
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Noun: A distinct political unit, for all intents and purposes a country in its own right, located at the top north-east corner of the island of Ireland, comprised of six of the nine counties of Ulster.

Also known as God's Own Country or God's Chosen Six Counties, generically as Ulster or the Province, and most often shortened in literature to Norn Iron. A little country of a mere 1.5 million people, where job opportunities and social cohesion are so absent that most of the population drinks heavily and hates everyone else.

Vodka is cheap here, as is beer, thank god.

Northern Ireland contains everything that is good about the island of Ireland. The Northern Irish people have a dark self-deprecating sense of humour. We also beat England in 2005 in a football match and we'll never let them forget it.

Lots of people in Northern Ireland are inbred. Guinness tastes better up here, too.

Northern Ireland has many enemies in the wider world, but mostly they are just haters, jealous of Our Wee Country.
Foreigner : Northern Ireland? Never heard of it.
Me : It's fulla wankers mate. But it's home.

"We're not Brazil, we're Northern Ireland"
(popular football song)

Northern Ireland. The home of tatty bread and brown lemonade.
by Ownies Puppy August 22, 2006
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