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meeting

It's 1:15pm time for our daily meeting
by oscar February 6, 2004
mugGet the meetingmug.

Santina

noting stuck up wanna be white girl that lives in rockwall texas and gose to cain middle school
by oscar October 19, 2003
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-//-

2 fingers at the top of the nose between the 2 eyes. usually done by somebody who is so l33t that when a non-l33t person makes a stupid joke, he does -//-

sometimes this cannot be avoided and incontrolable, a lot of the times, another l33t person must come to the resque.
loser: What is green and has 3 legs?
another loser: uuuh... a crippled frog?
üB3rl337 P3rs0N: -//-
by oscar June 22, 2006
mugGet the -//-mug.

GoodFellas

Greatest fuckin' mob movie ever. Starred Robert De Niro, Joe Pesci and Ray liotta.Disturbin' as hell though.Scarface, The Godfather or any other gangster movie pales in comparison to GoodFellas
Always keep ya' mouth shut and never rat on ya' friends-
Jimmy a.k.a. Robert De Niro

(Tommy has just told a story that's cracked up the entire company of gangsters at a table)
Henry: (laughing hard) Really funny. Really funny.
Tommy: Whattya mean I'm funny?
Henry: You're just funny, y'know, the story. It's funny. You're a funny guy.
Tommy: Whattya mean? They way I talk? What?
Henry: It's just, y'know, it's just funny, you know the way you tell the story and everything ...
Tommy: Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?
Anthony (Frank Adonis): (worried) Tommy, no, you got it all wrong ...
Tommy: Whoa, whoa Anthony! He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What'd you say? Funny how? What?
Henry: Just you know you're funny.
Tommy: You mean, let me understand this ... cuz I ... maybe its me, maybe I'm a little fucked up maybe. I'm funny how, I mean funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you. I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?
Henry: I don't know just ... you know how you tell the story. What?
Tommy: No, no I don't know. You said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. (yelling now) How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny?
(Long suspenseful pause: is someone going to die?)
Henry (cracking up): Get the fuck outta here!
(everyone laughs, the tension is gone)
Tommy: Ya motherfucker, I almost had him! I almost had him! You stuttering prick here! Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning!!
Tommy, questioning Henry about his comedic talents
by Oscar September 13, 2004
mugGet the GoodFellasmug.

Pie Grande

A large Mexican/Samoan/Filipino who drinks a lot, passes out and loses his cell phone.
Damn Pie Grande! Eating fried chicken off the street and shit!!!
by Oscar April 18, 2005
mugGet the Pie Grandemug.

oscar

mexican baller who knos he da bomb!
"man im oscar"
by oscar September 27, 2003
mugGet the oscarmug.

twat shot

A blunt force to the vaginal area causing much discomfort.
Lauren nailed Amanda with t a huge twat shot
by Oscar March 13, 2005
mugGet the twat shotmug.

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