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Dolphins

Shitty football team from Miami who always get their asses kcked by the Patriots.They're the biggest group of choke artists in the NFL.
The dolphins always blow dick
by Oscar September 13, 2004
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Lil Scrappy

Shitty rapper from ATL who follows the lead of lil john with shitty Crunk songs. Self-Proclaimed ''Prince of Crunk''(Not that anyone's vying for that position). ''Has you don't want no problems'' A shitty song in which he dresses like a homo in the video(sleaveless leather shirt). Probably the worst southern rapper since Bone Crusher.
2. Synonym for terrible dierreha and vomit
Good Rapper-
Talent-
Word Play-
Beats-
Good videos+
Dog shit=
Lil Scrappy
2.Oscar: Oh, MAn I had the worst Lil Scrappy of my life!!!!!!!!
Carlos: OH NO I HOPE IT'S NOT CONTAGIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Oscar October 15, 2004
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Shitter

James asked Harry, "do you take it up the shitter?"
by oscar February 14, 2004
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sapingo

cuban slang for a person that is a total jackass...
that guy is a sapingo..ese comierda es tremendo sapingo
by oscar February 5, 2004
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Scooby Doo

Stupid ass cartoon dog who teaches kids they need no moral ethics by selling out in every fuckin' appearance he'll ever make in his sad life. If you listen to him speaks it's crystal clear he has an alhchol problem.
Shaggy:Scooby wanna go get the Ghost?
Scobby:Ruurr roor rappy
Shaggy:How 'bout for a Scooby Snack?
Scooby:rror rur rappy
Shaggy:How 'bout for-(stops short) Scooby put down that bottle of Tequila
Scooby:Rorr Ruur Rappy
Shaggy:For 2 Scooby Snacks?
Scooby:(Stumbles and rolls around in his own vomit and own urine) Righ Rappy
by Oscar September 20, 2004
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GoodFellas

Greatest fuckin' mob movie ever. Starred Robert De Niro, Joe Pesci and Ray liotta.Disturbin' as hell though.Scarface, The Godfather or any other gangster movie pales in comparison to GoodFellas
Always keep ya' mouth shut and never rat on ya' friends-
Jimmy a.k.a. Robert De Niro

(Tommy has just told a story that's cracked up the entire company of gangsters at a table)
Henry: (laughing hard) Really funny. Really funny.
Tommy: Whattya mean I'm funny?
Henry: You're just funny, y'know, the story. It's funny. You're a funny guy.
Tommy: Whattya mean? They way I talk? What?
Henry: It's just, y'know, it's just funny, you know the way you tell the story and everything ...
Tommy: Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?
Anthony (Frank Adonis): (worried) Tommy, no, you got it all wrong ...
Tommy: Whoa, whoa Anthony! He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What'd you say? Funny how? What?
Henry: Just you know you're funny.
Tommy: You mean, let me understand this ... cuz I ... maybe its me, maybe I'm a little fucked up maybe. I'm funny how, I mean funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you. I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?
Henry: I don't know just ... you know how you tell the story. What?
Tommy: No, no I don't know. You said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. (yelling now) How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny?
(Long suspenseful pause: is someone going to die?)
Henry (cracking up): Get the fuck outta here!
(everyone laughs, the tension is gone)
Tommy: Ya motherfucker, I almost had him! I almost had him! You stuttering prick here! Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning!!
Tommy, questioning Henry about his comedic talents
by Oscar September 13, 2004
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Reeboks Classics

Sick shoes put out by Reebok that are very comfortable and stylish even when they're too big for you.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And NOw I have to add eextra words to this def
by Oscar January 8, 2005
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