Oscar's definitions

toblerone

The sharp, stinging ache that occurs in the penis after either a long, furious wank, or a series of many short quick wanks.
Feels as though the penis is changing shape- hence the term 'Toblerone'

"Man, i beat off so much last night i got a Toblerone!"

by Oscar September 2, 2004

chubby chaser

Look up "Pie Grande". Same guy

Damn chubby chaser!!! She weighs two hundred pounds and you hit it!!!

by Oscar April 18, 2005

Scooby Doo

Stupid ass cartoon dog who teaches kids they need no moral ethics by selling out in every fuckin' appearance he'll ever make in his sad life. If you listen to him speaks it's crystal clear he has an alhchol problem.

Shaggy:Scooby wanna go get the Ghost?
Scobby:Ruurr roor rappy
Shaggy:How 'bout for a Scooby Snack?
Scooby:rror rur rappy
Shaggy:How 'bout for-(stops short) Scooby put down that bottle of Tequila
Scooby:Rorr Ruur Rappy
Shaggy:For 2 Scooby Snacks?
Scooby:(Stumbles and rolls around in his own vomit and own urine) Righ Rappy

by Oscar September 20, 2004

sausiguous

Sausage-like or pertaining to sausages

This cucumber is very sausiguous!

by Oscar November 22, 2004

flexe flieb0l

a fusion between flex and flieb0l. somebody whos chillin out all the time and does not give a damn about anyrhing. all he does is smoking, drinking and whatching TV.

*grabs remote control* 'man, wheres like, the like, channel 10? I mean.. dude.. like, dude...'

by oscar February 16, 2005

twat shot

A blunt force to the vaginal area causing much discomfort.

Lauren nailed Amanda with t a huge twat shot

by Oscar March 13, 2005

Nomar Garciaparra

Nomar Garciaparra... YEH FUCKIN RITE try Nomar Gayciaparra... He is gay with Lo Merloni and u assholes might say wat about Mia Hamm shes a lebian with sum 1 yet to be named (Rosie O Donnel?????). WHY IN THE HELL WOULD THE SOX BRING BAK THAT SAP MERLONI?? Wat in the fuck did he do for us ooo wait i no he hit a whopping 2 homeruns and batted in an astounding 19 runs. well anyways thatnks for takin the time to read my definition

Carlos: Man this is Gayciaparra lets leave.
Oscar: This ios so Rosie O Donnel

by Oscar September 18, 2004