Oscar's definitions

Weed

All you monkeys can do your acis and weed and coke in your pipe and shove it up your asses cause it will ruine your life like it did mine
"Git er done"

Dawg: come on lets smoke some good shit.

Oscar: That shit is dumb and if u make me do it i will kick all ur asses because that shit is just dumb
"Git er Done"

by Oscar December 21, 2004

Derek Lowe

Shitty sinkerballer for the red Sox. He likes too suck gigantic gorrila penis. He has a beard so nobody notices the gorilla cum on his mouth. He always blows and is fucking the Red Sox as we speak. He especially enjoys licking the hair off the testicles of donkeys

Joe:Did you get some Derek Lowe last night
Sean:OH YeaH!

by Oscar September 18, 2004

Oscar

a cuban guy that lives in miami that has a big cock and bangs a lot of chicks

That guy is hung like a pringles can and is surrounded by hot chicks...that must be Oscar

by oscar February 6, 2004

gizzard

a silly way of calling a friend

what's up gizzard...also what's up gizz...

by oscar February 5, 2004

Scooby Doo

Stupid ass cartoon dog who teaches kids they need no moral ethics by selling out in every fuckin' appearance he'll ever make in his sad life. If you listen to him speaks it's crystal clear he has an alhchol problem.

Shaggy:Scooby wanna go get the Ghost?
Scobby:Ruurr roor rappy
Shaggy:How 'bout for a Scooby Snack?
Scooby:rror rur rappy
Shaggy:How 'bout for-(stops short) Scooby put down that bottle of Tequila
Scooby:Rorr Ruur Rappy
Shaggy:For 2 Scooby Snacks?
Scooby:(Stumbles and rolls around in his own vomit and own urine) Righ Rappy

by Oscar September 20, 2004

sausiguous

Sausage-like or pertaining to sausages

This cucumber is very sausiguous!

by Oscar November 22, 2004

toblerone

The sharp, stinging ache that occurs in the penis after either a long, furious wank, or a series of many short quick wanks.
Feels as though the penis is changing shape- hence the term 'Toblerone'

"Man, i beat off so much last night i got a Toblerone!"

by Oscar September 2, 2004