ambient audible rubbish

Unintelligible ambient sounds or voices produced by sound overlay.
The band was so bad it sounded like ambient audible rubbish.

The ambient audible rubbish at the after party was so loud I couldn't hear myself think.

They were working on a program to interpret ambient audible rubbish so it could be understood.
by Ontological June 25, 2018
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deception butterfly

The ripple effects associated with deceptions. Often interlinked with chaos theory.
The deception butterfly produced by fake news was so vast they had to get the President involved in damage control.

Little johnny told the principle Sarah stole his cupcakes knowing she really didn't. The deception butterfly caused multiple parent teacher conferences and Sarah had to change schools.
by Ontological June 24, 2018
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Jibba-Jabba

The rubbing of a dirty and specifically greasy hand over someones face.
Little Johnny had it coming. He got a really nasty Jibba-Jabba followed by a brutal ganglethon.

Turner got the worst Jibba-Jabba of his life. He had to clean his face three or four times to get the grease off.
by Ontological August 20, 2018
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degenerate cluster

A collection of degenerate attributes. Not exclusively relating to sociology.
There was a drunk degenerate cluster forming outside the bar. They harassed the women and started fighting.

The programmer left a degenerate cluster in the code. It caused glitches at boot up.

The traffic behaved as a degenerate cluster.

A degenerate cluster of cells formed near the superior vena cava.
by Ontological June 25, 2018
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quasi-retarded

The electrician installed the light switch incorrectly. Although the light still turned on, the switch didn't fully click in the upright position so therefore is quasi-retarded.

The throttle cable on the old ford doesn't fully retract causing the engine to idle at a higher RPM. It's quasi-retarded.

The billing system is quasi-retarded. It accepts debit cards initially, but not after you try a new debit card. Customer service insists they don't accept debit cards.
by Ontological June 24, 2018
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A dangerous legal situation where the potential for litigation and the effects thereof could cause permanent widespread damages to all parties.
The catastrophic litigation potential is huge on the new case. There's a chance everyone will be fired and go to prison.

We thought there was catastrophic litigation potential but it was just a false alarm.
by Ontological June 24, 2018
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biological tyranny

Her cancer was a biological tyranny.

Stephen Hawking was shackled by the biological tyranny of ALS.

She believed her large mole was a biological tyranny. Most thought it was beautiful.
by Ontological June 25, 2018
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