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A mental state in which overwhelming use of technology alters behavior usually negatively, but not exclusively negatively in relation to social functionality.
The men and women lost interest in one another. Instead of taking each other out on dates they stayed home and played with their Iphones.
Joe was really trying to get Sally's attention by making eye contact. She was making love to her Iphone so much she didn't notice.
Although there were 20 people sitting together in a room, they all were on their Iphones and wouldn't talk to one another. They were in a state of deep technological hypnosis.
Joe was really trying to get Sally's attention by making eye contact. She was making love to her Iphone so much she didn't notice.
Although there were 20 people sitting together in a room, they all were on their Iphones and wouldn't talk to one another. They were in a state of deep technological hypnosis.
by Ontological June 23, 2018
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Little Johnny got blind sided by a ganglethon on the way home from school. The attackers arms moved so fast and so loosely he couldn't get a positive ID.
Turner kept picking on Joey. Joey couldn't take it anymore so he started to ganglethon. The whipping motion of Joeys finger tips smacked Turner right in the face.
Sarah tried to ganglethon without practicing and dislocated her shoulders.
Turner kept picking on Joey. Joey couldn't take it anymore so he started to ganglethon. The whipping motion of Joeys finger tips smacked Turner right in the face.
Sarah tried to ganglethon without practicing and dislocated her shoulders.
by Ontological August 20, 2018
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The media's conspiracy arsonists created so much fake news about the President that the President called the news fake.
The conspiracy arsonist exploited the polar intelligence matrix between two tribes resulting in traumatic fictitious assumption paradigms and societal trust degradation.
The conspiracy arsonist relied on butterfly deceptions.
Little Johnny got the whole class to pick on Sarah during recess because she didn't like him. He was a conspiracy arsonist.
The conspiracy arsonist exploited the polar intelligence matrix between two tribes resulting in traumatic fictitious assumption paradigms and societal trust degradation.
The conspiracy arsonist relied on butterfly deceptions.
Little Johnny got the whole class to pick on Sarah during recess because she didn't like him. He was a conspiracy arsonist.
by Ontological June 27, 2018
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Little johnny told the principle Sarah stole his cupcakes knowing she really didn't. The deception butterfly caused multiple parent teacher conferences and Sarah had to change schools.
Little johnny told the principle Sarah stole his cupcakes knowing she really didn't. The deception butterfly caused multiple parent teacher conferences and Sarah had to change schools.
by Ontological June 24, 2018
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The catastrophic litigation potential is huge on the new case. There's a chance everyone will be fired and go to prison.
We thought there was catastrophic litigation potential but it was just a false alarm.
We thought there was catastrophic litigation potential but it was just a false alarm.
by Ontological June 24, 2018
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The throttle cable on the old ford doesn't fully retract causing the engine to idle at a higher RPM. It's quasi-retarded.
The billing system is quasi-retarded. It accepts debit cards initially, but not after you try a new debit card. Customer service insists they don't accept debit cards.
The throttle cable on the old ford doesn't fully retract causing the engine to idle at a higher RPM. It's quasi-retarded.
The billing system is quasi-retarded. It accepts debit cards initially, but not after you try a new debit card. Customer service insists they don't accept debit cards.
by Ontological June 24, 2018
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Incremental morale degradation struck the heart of the soccer team. What started as confidence and hope for an easy win turned into a psychological train wreck.
They used incremental morale degradation techniques against the troops. Surrender seemed like the only option.
Incremental morale degradation struck the heart of the soccer team. What started as confidence and hope for an easy win turned into a psychological train wreck.
They used incremental morale degradation techniques against the troops. Surrender seemed like the only option.
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