Ontological's definitions
The electrician installed the light switch incorrectly. Although the light still turned on, the switch didn't fully click in the upright position so therefore is quasi-retarded.
The throttle cable on the old ford doesn't fully retract causing the engine to idle at a higher RPM. It's quasi-retarded.
The billing system is quasi-retarded. It accepts debit cards initially, but not after you try a new debit card. Customer service insists they don't accept debit cards.
The throttle cable on the old ford doesn't fully retract causing the engine to idle at a higher RPM. It's quasi-retarded.
The billing system is quasi-retarded. It accepts debit cards initially, but not after you try a new debit card. Customer service insists they don't accept debit cards.
by Ontological June 24, 2018
Get the quasi-retardedmug. A mental state in which overwhelming use of technology alters behavior usually negatively, but not exclusively negatively in relation to social functionality.
The men and women lost interest in one another. Instead of taking each other out on dates they stayed home and played with their Iphones.
Joe was really trying to get Sally's attention by making eye contact. She was making love to her Iphone so much she didn't notice.
Although there were 20 people sitting together in a room, they all were on their Iphones and wouldn't talk to one another. They were in a state of deep technological hypnosis.
Joe was really trying to get Sally's attention by making eye contact. She was making love to her Iphone so much she didn't notice.
Although there were 20 people sitting together in a room, they all were on their Iphones and wouldn't talk to one another. They were in a state of deep technological hypnosis.
by Ontological June 23, 2018
Get the Technological hypnosismug. Two individuals or parties that have such diverse intellectual capabilities that no communicable purpose can be derived without synthetic intelligence reduction.
The polar intelligence matrix between Facebook and Google employees was minimal, so communication was fluid and profitable.
There was a vast polar intelligence matrix between the state department and the uncontacted peoples of Venezuela. Communication was difficult and dangerous.
Joe and Sally had a large polar intelligence matrix so didn't get along at the party. Joe was a physics major and Sally was a hairstylist so it didn't work out.
There was a vast polar intelligence matrix between the state department and the uncontacted peoples of Venezuela. Communication was difficult and dangerous.
Joe and Sally had a large polar intelligence matrix so didn't get along at the party. Joe was a physics major and Sally was a hairstylist so it didn't work out.
by Ontological June 23, 2018
Get the Polar intelligence matrixmug. Little Johnny had it coming. He got a really nasty Jibba-Jabba followed by a brutal ganglethon.
Turner got the worst Jibba-Jabba of his life. He had to clean his face three or four times to get the grease off.
Turner got the worst Jibba-Jabba of his life. He had to clean his face three or four times to get the grease off.
by Ontological August 20, 2018
Get the Jibba-Jabbamug. There was a drunk degenerate cluster forming outside the bar. They harassed the women and started fighting.
The programmer left a degenerate cluster in the code. It caused glitches at boot up.
The traffic behaved as a degenerate cluster.
A degenerate cluster of cells formed near the superior vena cava.
The programmer left a degenerate cluster in the code. It caused glitches at boot up.
The traffic behaved as a degenerate cluster.
A degenerate cluster of cells formed near the superior vena cava.
by Ontological June 25, 2018
Get the degenerate clustermug. Jennifer Lawrence spending time with sick children at the hospital is socially profitable because it makes the kids feel happiness and love.
It was socially profitable for Jeff to signup for meetup because he needed to meet new people.
Since Sarah didn't drink alcohol there was no social profit in going to the bar last night.
Law enforcement respecting the privacy of citizens is socially profitable because it builds public trust.
It was socially profitable for Jeff to signup for meetup because he needed to meet new people.
Since Sarah didn't drink alcohol there was no social profit in going to the bar last night.
Law enforcement respecting the privacy of citizens is socially profitable because it builds public trust.
by Ontological June 23, 2018
Get the Social profitmug. An offensive attack, characterized by the loose whipping motion of lengthy arms driven by an aggressive turning of the torso.
Little Johnny got blind sided by a ganglethon on the way home from school. The attackers arms moved so fast and so loosely he couldn't get a positive ID.
Turner kept picking on Joey. Joey couldn't take it anymore so he started to ganglethon. The whipping motion of Joeys finger tips smacked Turner right in the face.
Sarah tried to ganglethon without practicing and dislocated her shoulders.
Turner kept picking on Joey. Joey couldn't take it anymore so he started to ganglethon. The whipping motion of Joeys finger tips smacked Turner right in the face.
Sarah tried to ganglethon without practicing and dislocated her shoulders.
by Ontological August 20, 2018
Get the Ganglethonmug.