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cynophilist

A person who has a very deep love of dogs.

Usually a lover of all dogs in general, but may have a specific fondness of one breed in particular, often a result of positive experience of the breed at a young age, like in a film.
Dogs are great. I'm a total cynophilist.
by Online Fan January 26, 2017
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trumpet trousers

Man that guy's a trumpet trousers. His farts stink!
by Online Fan March 10, 2016
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Lipstick lesbian

Lipstick lesbian is a slang term for a woman who is romantically and sexually interested in other women (that's the lesbian part) and also exhibits feminine traits like wearing dresses or skirts, high heeled shoes and makeup (hence 'lipstick'), sympathy, gentleness and sensitivity.

NB a woman who is a lesbian doesn't necessarily hate men, she just isn't romantically interested in having a relationship with a man.
Bob: 'Wow, that girl Janine is fit, I'd love to be in a relationship with with her'.
Sean: 'Sorry bob, she's a lipstick lesbian, she wouldn't be interested'.
Bob: 'Damn it'!
by Online Fan December 7, 2014
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Softlad

Originating from Liverpool, a slang term meaning 'idiot' or 'stupid', but in a nicer way. Equivalent to Cockney people using the term, 'plonker'.
'Why did you do that? Softlad!'
by Online Fan July 24, 2016
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Nightmare

1. a bad/frightening dream
2. something happening in your waking life that is really traumatic
3. a fictional character from the Soul Calibur game series
1. Bloody hell, that was one bad nightmare, I'm glad it's over now
2. Will this nightmare never end?
3. Hmm, who shall I play as this time? I know, Nightmare
by Online Fan December 19, 2016
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Barn Door Open

Used casually to slip into conversation that the zip on someone's trousers is unfastened, prompting them to do it up.
Rob: 'Jake, you've got a barn door open.'
Jake: 'What's that?'
Rob: 'The zip on your trousers is undone.'
Jake: 'Oh, thanks' (Fastens zip up)
by Online Fan March 27, 2015
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