Online Fan's definitions

Skin alive

1. To be extremely angry with somebody. (Angry enough that you could actually literally do so to the person you're angry with)
2. To punish or threaten to punish somebody very severely

Originated from people literally having skin removed as a form of torture before execution.

' I'll skin alive the moron who broke my car window when I find them.'

by Online Fan October 28, 2016

Two and a Half Men

A comedy show on CBS, based originally on Charlie Harper, played by Charlie Sheen. A hedonistic bachelor and jingle writer who spends his time drinking, womanizing and gambling. His life changes for the worse when his divorced brother Alan and nephew Jake move in.

I'm bored, let's watch Two and a Half Men.

by Online Fan November 19, 2016

Nightmare

1. a bad/frightening dream
2. something happening in your waking life that is really traumatic
3. a fictional character from the Soul Calibur game series

1. Bloody hell, that was one bad nightmare, I'm glad it's over now
2. Will this nightmare never end?
3. Hmm, who shall I play as this time? I know, Nightmare

by Online Fan December 19, 2016

Softlad

Originating from Liverpool, a slang term meaning 'idiot' or 'stupid', but in a nicer way. Equivalent to Cockney people using the term, 'plonker'.

'Why did you do that? Softlad!'

by Online Fan July 24, 2016

cynophilist

A person who has a very deep love of dogs.

Usually a lover of all dogs in general, but may have a specific fondness of one breed in particular, often a result of positive experience of the breed at a young age, like in a film.

Dogs are great. I'm a total cynophilist.

by Online Fan January 26, 2017

Barn Door Open

Used casually to slip into conversation that the zip on someone's trousers is unfastened, prompting them to do it up.

Rob: 'Jake, you've got a barn door open.'
Jake: 'What's that?'
Rob: 'The zip on your trousers is undone.'
Jake: 'Oh, thanks' (Fastens zip up)

by Online Fan March 27, 2015