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A derogatory name for supporters of Donald Trump invented by people who went into debt for thousands of dollars for what turned out to be a fake college degree. They are angry at Trump and his followers for not bailing them out of their debt and providing them with a job.
It's not entirely their fault. In years gone by colleges were into actually educating people. In this era they are only interested in generating revenue for themselves. They are like used car salespeople. Tell any lie to get your maney.
It's not entirely their fault. In years gone by colleges were into actually educating people. In this era they are only interested in generating revenue for themselves. They are like used car salespeople. Tell any lie to get your maney.
by OneWhoKnowsBetter February 14, 2021
Get the Trumpanzee mug.The elderly politician told his grankids about how he faced down a gangbanger named Corn Pop and bravely defeated him when in reality he'd pee'd his pants and said "Please Mr.Big Scary black man, don't hurt me!!!" Corn Pop took pity on him and only bitch slapped him a few times.
by OneWhoKnowsBetter January 20, 2021
Get the Corn Pop mug.A person who hangs around the breakroom listening in on conversations. When they hear someone talking about a employee breaking a minor rule they'll report to the boss what they heard. The victim will never know who turned them in.
by OneWhoKnowsBetter July 26, 2021
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Urbanized Hillbillies tend to read a lot and like to fix things like cars or anything else that needs fixing. A U.H. is the guy you call on when you need something fixed and you don't have the money to call a repairman, go to a garage, or etc.
Urbanized Hillbillies tend to read a lot and like to fix things like cars or anything else that needs fixing. A U.H. is the guy you call on when you need something fixed and you don't have the money to call a repairman, go to a garage, or etc.
City Boy 1; "Dude these snow chains I put on my tires ain't doing shit in this snow."" I'm gonna take em back then I'm gonna sue the store that sold them, and the company that made them."
City Boy 2: "Let's stop by Bob's house." " Bob's OK but his dad is a urbanized hillbilly."
City Boy 1; " No,he's a dumb motherfucker,"
City Boy 2; " "Yes he's a dumb fuck but there IS a few things those retarded hillbilly's do know." "Heres his house pull in."
Urbanized Hillbilly; "Looks at the car and shakes his head sadly and says; " First off I really would not be driving a classic car in this weather." Secondly; This is a 1969 Mustang and you put the chains on the front tires." " This is a rear wheel drive car, the chains go on the back tires." " Next time y'all do any work on a car go get a Haynes or a Chilton book and read it before you do anything else."
He then gets out his tools and proceeds to to change the chains for them.
Both city boys start jabbing each other in the ribs and whispering to each other "Look at that dumb motherfucker,he's changing it for us."
Old hillbilly thinks to himself: "Dumb fuckers." "They think I"m too stupid to know they are making fun of me." " Too stupid to know that the only reason I am doing this is because I don't want them to screw up this classic car."
City Boy 2: "Let's stop by Bob's house." " Bob's OK but his dad is a urbanized hillbilly."
City Boy 1; " No,he's a dumb motherfucker,"
City Boy 2; " "Yes he's a dumb fuck but there IS a few things those retarded hillbilly's do know." "Heres his house pull in."
Urbanized Hillbilly; "Looks at the car and shakes his head sadly and says; " First off I really would not be driving a classic car in this weather." Secondly; This is a 1969 Mustang and you put the chains on the front tires." " This is a rear wheel drive car, the chains go on the back tires." " Next time y'all do any work on a car go get a Haynes or a Chilton book and read it before you do anything else."
He then gets out his tools and proceeds to to change the chains for them.
Both city boys start jabbing each other in the ribs and whispering to each other "Look at that dumb motherfucker,he's changing it for us."
Old hillbilly thinks to himself: "Dumb fuckers." "They think I"m too stupid to know they are making fun of me." " Too stupid to know that the only reason I am doing this is because I don't want them to screw up this classic car."
by OneWhoKnowsBetter December 25, 2012
Get the Urbanized Hillbilly mug.Jehovah's Witness 1: " What did that man say to you when he opened his door?"
Jehovahs Witness 2: " He was stark naked!" " He asked me if I wanted to flowerbed!" " When I said NO he told me to get my flowerbedding ass off his property!" Flowerbed/flowerbedding
Jehovahs Witness 2: " He was stark naked!" " He asked me if I wanted to flowerbed!" " When I said NO he told me to get my flowerbedding ass off his property!" Flowerbed/flowerbedding
by OneWhoKnowsBetter January 22, 2021
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Their favorite activity is to hide under a kids bed, then just as the kid is ready to drift off to sleep they sneak up under the bed covers and grab the kid by the foot. If the kid is not completely scared they will try dragging him out of bed. On other occasions they become invisible and pull the sheets off the kid when they are awake. This makes the shhets look like they are moving on their own.
Their favorite activity is to hide under a kids bed, then just as the kid is ready to drift off to sleep they sneak up under the bed covers and grab the kid by the foot. If the kid is not completely scared they will try dragging him out of bed. On other occasions they become invisible and pull the sheets off the kid when they are awake. This makes the shhets look like they are moving on their own.
it's the 1950's and little Johnnie screams out in the night.
Johnnies mom: What's the matter dear?"
Johnnie; The Clipcloppers and Cottas are grabbing my feet"
Johnnies mom; " Don't say that ever again or the police will come and lock you up in the lunatic Asylum for the rest of your life."
Johnnies mom: What's the matter dear?"
Johnnie; The Clipcloppers and Cottas are grabbing my feet"
Johnnies mom; " Don't say that ever again or the police will come and lock you up in the lunatic Asylum for the rest of your life."
by OneWhoKnowsBetter January 1, 2013
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Many times you will find non smokers there too. They are there because they like the conversation that sometimes goes on at a smoke shack.
Smokers go there for many different reasons. The main one being that they don't want to offend their non smoking friends. They also know that for many people smoking is not healthy. Many of them want to quit,have tried to quit, but then a anti-smoking Nazi will get in their face and tell them they are evil people." This has the reverse effect on a smoker and makes them want a cigarette even more."
Many times you will find non smokers there too. They are there because they like the conversation that sometimes goes on at a smoke shack.
Smokers go there for many different reasons. The main one being that they don't want to offend their non smoking friends. They also know that for many people smoking is not healthy. Many of them want to quit,have tried to quit, but then a anti-smoking Nazi will get in their face and tell them they are evil people." This has the reverse effect on a smoker and makes them want a cigarette even more."
Two anti-smoking nazis are walking by a smoke shack.
Nazi 1; "Look at that Smoke Shack." "Those people are the scum of the earth."
Nazi 2; " Whenever I see somebody smoking a cigarette I wanna smash it in their face, they really piss me off."
People in the smoke shack " Wow, look at the hateful looks those people are giving us."
Old Man in smoke shack: " Y'all wanna hear a funny story?"
Smoke Shack People; " Oh good!" "Another funny story."
Ols man; " I've known both of them for years." " Yall know I have nothing against pot but let me tell you that those two still smoke pot every night when they get home."
Smoke Shack people; " WHAT???" THEY SMOKE???"
OLd Man " Yes I know...it sounds crazy...but it's true." They consider it a herb and believe it's healthful." "They are actually taking in more tar and nicotine in one joint than i will by smoking a pack of cigarettes."
reformed dope dealer; Laughs and says " He's right and that aint all they do." " The old man knows because he used to smoke pot himself but gave it up years ago."
Old man: " I wish you would not tell that shit on me." "Yes it's true." " I smoked pt socially but gave it up when I got married." "it was damn lonely to be a single man on a Saturday night back then."
Nazi 1; "Look at that Smoke Shack." "Those people are the scum of the earth."
Nazi 2; " Whenever I see somebody smoking a cigarette I wanna smash it in their face, they really piss me off."
People in the smoke shack " Wow, look at the hateful looks those people are giving us."
Old Man in smoke shack: " Y'all wanna hear a funny story?"
Smoke Shack People; " Oh good!" "Another funny story."
Ols man; " I've known both of them for years." " Yall know I have nothing against pot but let me tell you that those two still smoke pot every night when they get home."
Smoke Shack people; " WHAT???" THEY SMOKE???"
OLd Man " Yes I know...it sounds crazy...but it's true." They consider it a herb and believe it's healthful." "They are actually taking in more tar and nicotine in one joint than i will by smoking a pack of cigarettes."
reformed dope dealer; Laughs and says " He's right and that aint all they do." " The old man knows because he used to smoke pot himself but gave it up years ago."
Old man: " I wish you would not tell that shit on me." "Yes it's true." " I smoked pt socially but gave it up when I got married." "it was damn lonely to be a single man on a Saturday night back then."
by OneWhoKnowsBetter December 25, 2012
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