OneBadAsp's definitions

Ostara

The patron (Germanic) Goddess of spring, fertility and of new life, after whom the holiday Easter was named and originally celebrated in honor of. Some of her symbols include the rabbit, egg, flowers, and other symbols of fertility. Hot cross buns originated as offerings to Ostara.

Aside from being a Goddess, Ostara is also a holiday.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Duplicity

Trickery; two-facedness; purposeful deceptiveness.

"His duplicity knows no bounds."

by OneBadAsp November 2, 2006

Cast an eyeball

To cast an eyeball means to look at.

Daisy was really hopping that Tom would cast an eyeball her way.

by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006

Para

1. A state in nothern Brazil mostly covered with rainforest.

2. A unit of Serbian or Yugoslavian currency. The word means money in this context.

3. Ancient Finnish household spirits who appear in the shape of a cat, snake, hare, or frog. Typically mischievous, stealing things and moving them around.

4. Also para is a affix meaning beyond, near to, or simular to; such as paranormal, parakeet, or paratroopers.

1. Pará has a territory covered mostly by jungle, covering a vast area of the Amazon Rainforest.

2. A para is one hundredth of a dinar.

3. The para stole my apple pie!

4. Peter is a paranormal parakeet paratrooper!

by OneBadAsp November 3, 2006

Father Fucker

Vulgar Slang, based on the word "Mother Fucker". Used in refference to a person who is attracted to men who are much older then they are (old enough to be their father).

Lee was called a father fucker.

by OneBadAsp November 7, 2008

Paradise

A version of the afterlife simular to heaven minus the clouds, harps and angels. Typically seen as an ideal place of beauty, a massive lush enclosed garden with every known exotic plant, animal, and bird.

Lucy thought when she'd die, she'd go to Paradise.

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Soccermom

An American mother living in the suburbs who spends most of her time driving her school-aged children from one athletic activity to another, often over scheduling them. Typically White, upper middle class, probably college-educated, most drive SUVs and talk on the cellphone while driving making them prone to cause traffic accidents.

Gigi is your classic Soccermom, she drives her SUV like a battle ship and I wouldn't want to be on the road next to her!

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006