One little hellian 's definitions

school bus

The thing that takes you to hell.

O fuck here comes the school bus.

by One little hellian February 10, 2017

valentine's day

The reason why so many suicides are in winter. The reason why there are high murders during February.

Valentine's day, really? Just another way for men to kill each other over a girl.

Guy commits sucide because of Valentine's day coming up.

by One little hellian February 13, 2017

corny

Idiots who try to make themselves look good in public but really are embarrassing.

If you want to be corny then go ahead and embarrass yourself in public.

by One little hellian January 17, 2017

Revolutionary War

The revolution war was the one war that made Britain lose everything. It all started after the French and Indian War. The colonists had no representatives or anything. So they fight the British and won 8 of 10 major battles that actually counted. France helped the colonists after they won the Battle of Saratoga.

Revolutionary War is still talked to this day about.

by One little hellian October 24, 2017

mayonaise

Thing that you can play a prank on and gross everybody out.

take a mayonnaise jar and clean it out. Put vanilla pudding in it and take it to school and eat the vanilla pudding in front of everybody. You will see what I mean everyone will think it is mayonaise but really it is just vanilla pudding.

by One little hellian February 10, 2017

barney

He is so fucked up. He teaches kids that they need to love their families inside and out. Probably why incest occurs. Barney teaches kids that the world is a beautiful place. The sad thing it is not. We are trying to kick ISIS ass back to where it came from. The world is down on money. Donald Trump became president and is possibly going to start a world war 3 on top of a nuclear war. Barney all he is doing is making little kids believe that the world is a wonderful place and to prove it he sings these retarded songs. He also makes it to where kids have no personality or life.

Barney needs to go to hell

by One little hellian November 13, 2017

Easter

It's a holiday in April in which in the United States it is not a national holiday. It is supposed to be about Jesus resurrection, but then some retarded fucker came up with the idea of an Easter bunny. The idea is that he comes and hides baskets in your house through the front door. My theory is actually proven against the Easter Bunny. If he comes to people's house with an alarm how does he not set off the alarm. Evidence. Second, it is said that he comes into people's yard hiding easter eggs. One, that is creepy. Two, how does he not wake the dogs up and then set off the traps that people living in the country has.

Easter is supposed to be celebrated the right way. With the rate we are going if we dont celebrate Easter it could result in the world ending. Let me show you.

Easter of 2050:

Little boy- Daddy I cant wait to find easter eggs.
Dad- I know son and this year Im going to help find them. Church can wait.

Jesus-I HAVE HAD WITH THESE RETARDED TRADITIONS. GUESS WHAT YOUR ALL GOING TO HELL AND IM ENDING THE WORLD. HAVE A NICE LIFE IN HELL BITCHES>

by One little hellian April 20, 2018