I cracked a couple of gold tops in class today just to keep me fresh.
Yo olo pick me up a 30 of gold tops.
Gold tops are cheap and delicious.
Yo olo pick me up a 30 of gold tops.
Gold tops are cheap and delicious.
by Olof Carmody January 28, 2008
Stupid Person: Yo dude pass me a Busch
Smart Person: Yeah but it's called a goldtop
Stupid Person: Goldtop?
Smart Person: Just look at the color of the top of the can
Stupid Person: Oh I get it. I'm sorry for not calling it by its proper name. So let me get a goldtop bro
Smart Person: No, get your own shithead
Smart Person: Yeah but it's called a goldtop
Stupid Person: Goldtop?
Smart Person: Just look at the color of the top of the can
Stupid Person: Oh I get it. I'm sorry for not calling it by its proper name. So let me get a goldtop bro
Smart Person: No, get your own shithead
by Olof Carmody June 10, 2008
Just picked up some fresh williams from the bank.
Dude I can't go to a strip club tonight, I'm running low on williams.
My wallet is bursting with some serious williams.
Dude I can't go to a strip club tonight, I'm running low on williams.
My wallet is bursting with some serious williams.
by Olof Carmody January 28, 2008
Hey Tom Cruise, stop preaching about your bullshit "religion" and start practicing some silentology you little fucking weirdo
by Olof Carmody January 28, 2008
an informal form of address for a man or woman. Substitutes words such as "dude", "man", "friend", "pal", etc.
Originated from a Turkish convenience store employee who would sell beer and cigarettes to underage kids and greet them with "wassup olo"
Originated from a Turkish convenience store employee who would sell beer and cigarettes to underage kids and greet them with "wassup olo"
by Olof Carmody January 23, 2008
Some thing or situation that sucks ass. Derives from Buffalo which is known for being an undesirable place to live or visit
Dude that bar was so buffle. Way too many dudes and the beers were like 8 bucks.
That kid is fuckin buffle. He never has any money and always steals other people's beers.
You can't come out tonight because you have court early tomorrow morning? What kind of buffle bullshit is that? Just show up there shitfaced and tell the judge to go fuck himself.
That kid is fuckin buffle. He never has any money and always steals other people's beers.
You can't come out tonight because you have court early tomorrow morning? What kind of buffle bullshit is that? Just show up there shitfaced and tell the judge to go fuck himself.
by Olof Carmody January 21, 2008
1. a cell phone that you accidentally drop in the toilet. Occasionally the phone will still be functional after it's dried off or taken in to get repaired and the owner will say "fuck it" and continue to use it even though it's been in a smelly toilet. How do we know if the phone has been in a toilet? Your Facebook status states: Drunkidiot dropped her phone in the toilet :(
2. a cell phone that smells like shit for some other reason
2. a cell phone that smells like shit for some other reason
- Yo dude I dropped my phone in the toilet and it still works!!! Use it to call your parents to tell them you're gay!
- Fuck you assfuck and get that smell phone away from me
- Why does my phone smell like shit?
- I don't know but shove that smell phone up your ass where it belongs
- Fuck you assfuck and get that smell phone away from me
- Why does my phone smell like shit?
- I don't know but shove that smell phone up your ass where it belongs
by Olof Carmody March 12, 2009