Olof Carmody's definitions

Williams

Money. Derives from the word "bills" used to describe paper currency.

Just picked up some fresh williams from the bank.

Dude I can't go to a strip club tonight, I'm running low on williams.

My wallet is bursting with some serious williams.

by Olof Carmody January 28, 2008

postgame

to continue drinking after coming back from a bar or party (usually at a friend's house or apartment)

"Any pussy can pregame but it takes a true boozebag to postgame."

"I pissed my bed last night because I was shotgunning tallboys till I passed out. That's the price you gotta pay for postgaming."

"I was so fucked up at the bars last night I have no clue how I was able to postgame till 6am."

by Olof Carmody January 22, 2008

black in

to piece together parts of a night that was initially categorized as a blackout. Usually followed by an epiphany

I remember being really hungry, really tired and really cold last night. But that doesn't explain why I'm now well fed, well rested and smell like shit. Wait a second! I'm starting to black in now. I was stumbling home and decided to fulfill all 3 needs in one shot so I hopped in a dumpster, covered myself in newspaper and ate a bunch of dumpster food.
I'm not an alcoholic because I didn't blackout, but I might actually be a bum

by Olof Carmody February 25, 2008

goldtop

a can of cheap and delicious Busch beer

Stupid Person: Yo dude pass me a Busch

Smart Person: Yeah but it's called a goldtop

Stupid Person: Goldtop?

Smart Person: Just look at the color of the top of the can

Stupid Person: Oh I get it. I'm sorry for not calling it by its proper name. So let me get a goldtop bro

Smart Person: No, get your own shithead

by Olof Carmody June 9, 2008

busfucked

to get stuck behind a school bus that's making way too many stops usually when you're already running late to work or to catch a train

I'm sorry I'm late boss but I got busfucked an unprecedented 3 different times on the way to work.

Dude, we've been busfucked for over 20 minutes. I'm thinking about running over the next fucking kid that gets on that damn bus. I'm sure the judge will understand.

Bro I got busfucked and missed my train so I'm gonna chill and drink some gold tops in my car till the next one comes.

by Olof Carmody February 25, 2008

Gold top

a can of Busch beer. The top of the can is gold in case you didn't know

I cracked a couple of gold tops in class today just to keep me fresh.

Yo olo pick me up a 30 of gold tops.

Gold tops are cheap and delicious.

by Olof Carmody January 28, 2008

aba

a response given to thwart the continuance of a conversation due lack of interest, lack of substance, lack of agreement, etc. Not necessarily negitvely connotative, often used playfully. Used to replace "no", "not right now", "not really", "I don't wanna"

-Yo dude you wanna go to a karaoke bar tonight?
-Aba

-Dude I was fuckin wasted but I'm pretty sure that chick I nailed last night wasn't that bad looking. Should I call her tonight to come hang out with us?
-Aba

-I'm thinkin about growing a goatee. That would be pretty sweet. Right?
-Aba

by Olof Carmody January 23, 2008