Olof Carmody's definitions

black in

to piece together parts of a night that was initially categorized as a blackout. Usually followed by an epiphany

I remember being really hungry, really tired and really cold last night. But that doesn't explain why I'm now well fed, well rested and smell like shit. Wait a second! I'm starting to black in now. I was stumbling home and decided to fulfill all 3 needs in one shot so I hopped in a dumpster, covered myself in newspaper and ate a bunch of dumpster food.
I'm not an alcoholic because I didn't blackout, but I might actually be a bum

by Olof Carmody February 25, 2008

goldtop

a can of cheap and delicious Busch beer

Stupid Person: Yo dude pass me a Busch

Smart Person: Yeah but it's called a goldtop

Stupid Person: Goldtop?

Smart Person: Just look at the color of the top of the can

Stupid Person: Oh I get it. I'm sorry for not calling it by its proper name. So let me get a goldtop bro

Smart Person: No, get your own shithead

by Olof Carmody June 9, 2008

brofix

Prefixing a word with "bro". Common usages: bromance, broasis, brofessional, brocialize, broseph, brobot, broller coaster, brotato chip, etc

-Is Edgar Allen Bro a brofix?
-No but Brover Cleveland is

by Olof Carmody June 10, 2008

Nut Sack Kid

A short, scheming, little bitch that mooches off everybody and contributes nothing of any value to society. They often think they are sweet but anyone with half a brain knows they're just a little piece of shit

Dude that little nut sack kid just stole a loaf of bread.

That nut sack kid is a joke. He has no friends, no money, and a small dick. No wonder everybody hates him.

You accept drinks people buy for you but you have never in your life bought one for someone else. The next drink I buy for you is getting poured on your head you little nut sack kid.

by Olof Carmody January 21, 2008

Williams

Money. Derives from the word "bills" used to describe paper currency.

Just picked up some fresh williams from the bank.

Dude I can't go to a strip club tonight, I'm running low on williams.

My wallet is bursting with some serious williams.

by Olof Carmody January 28, 2008

postgame

to continue drinking after coming back from a bar or party (usually at a friend's house or apartment)

"Any pussy can pregame but it takes a true boozebag to postgame."

"I pissed my bed last night because I was shotgunning tallboys till I passed out. That's the price you gotta pay for postgaming."

"I was so fucked up at the bars last night I have no clue how I was able to postgame till 6am."

by Olof Carmody January 22, 2008

smell phone

1. a cell phone that you accidentally drop in the toilet. Occasionally the phone will still be functional after it's dried off or taken in to get repaired and the owner will say "fuck it" and continue to use it even though it's been in a smelly toilet. How do we know if the phone has been in a toilet? Your Facebook status states: Drunkidiot dropped her phone in the toilet :(
2. a cell phone that smells like shit for some other reason

- Yo dude I dropped my phone in the toilet and it still works!!! Use it to call your parents to tell them you're gay!
- Fuck you assfuck and get that smell phone away from me


- Why does my phone smell like shit?
- I don't know but shove that smell phone up your ass where it belongs

by Olof Carmody March 11, 2009