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to piece together parts of a night that was initially categorized as a blackout. Usually followed by an epiphany
I remember being really hungry, really tired and really cold last night. But that doesn't explain why I'm now well fed, well rested and smell like shit. Wait a second! I'm starting to black in now. I was stumbling home and decided to fulfill all 3 needs in one shot so I hopped in a dumpster, covered myself in newspaper and ate a bunch of dumpster food.
I'm not an alcoholic because I didn't blackout, but I might actually be a bum
I'm not an alcoholic because I didn't blackout, but I might actually be a bum
by Olof Carmody February 25, 2008
Get the black in mug.A short, scheming, little bitch that mooches off everybody and contributes nothing of any value to society. They often think they are sweet but anyone with half a brain knows they're just a little piece of shit
Dude that little nut sack kid just stole a loaf of bread.
That nut sack kid is a joke. He has no friends, no money, and a small dick. No wonder everybody hates him.
You accept drinks people buy for you but you have never in your life bought one for someone else. The next drink I buy for you is getting poured on your head you little nut sack kid.
That nut sack kid is a joke. He has no friends, no money, and a small dick. No wonder everybody hates him.
You accept drinks people buy for you but you have never in your life bought one for someone else. The next drink I buy for you is getting poured on your head you little nut sack kid.
by Olof Carmody January 21, 2008
Get the Nut Sack Kid mug.Prefixing a word with "bro". Common usages: bromance, broasis, brofessional, brocialize, broseph, brobot, broller coaster, brotato chip, etc
by Olof Carmody June 10, 2008
Get the brofix mug.an informal form of address for a man or woman. Substitutes words such as "dude", "man", "friend", "pal", etc.
Originated from a Turkish convenience store employee who would sell beer and cigarettes to underage kids and greet them with "wassup olo"
Originated from a Turkish convenience store employee who would sell beer and cigarettes to underage kids and greet them with "wassup olo"
by Olof Carmody January 23, 2008
Get the olo mug.Just picked up some fresh williams from the bank.
Dude I can't go to a strip club tonight, I'm running low on williams.
My wallet is bursting with some serious williams.
Dude I can't go to a strip club tonight, I'm running low on williams.
My wallet is bursting with some serious williams.
by Olof Carmody January 28, 2008
Get the Williams mug.Hey Tom Cruise, stop preaching about your bullshit "religion" and start practicing some silentology you little fucking weirdo
by Olof Carmody January 28, 2008
Get the Silentology mug.1. a cell phone that you accidentally drop in the toilet. Occasionally the phone will still be functional after it's dried off or taken in to get repaired and the owner will say "fuck it" and continue to use it even though it's been in a smelly toilet. How do we know if the phone has been in a toilet? Your Facebook status states: Drunkidiot dropped her phone in the toilet :(
2. a cell phone that smells like shit for some other reason
2. a cell phone that smells like shit for some other reason
- Yo dude I dropped my phone in the toilet and it still works!!! Use it to call your parents to tell them you're gay!
- Fuck you assfuck and get that smell phone away from me
- Why does my phone smell like shit?
- I don't know but shove that smell phone up your ass where it belongs
- Fuck you assfuck and get that smell phone away from me
- Why does my phone smell like shit?
- I don't know but shove that smell phone up your ass where it belongs
by Olof Carmody March 11, 2009
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