Olly J's definitions

done

1. adj. denoting a state of completedness, Finished.

2. adj. Intoxicated; to be at such a level of intoxication from either drugs or alcohol that the person could be described as "finished" for the night. NOTE: describing someone or one's self as being "done" does not necessarily mean they will actually stop getting more intoxicated or that they are actually "done"

3. v. (past tense) sometimes substituted for the word "did".

4. v. to have sexual intercourse

5. v. to be insulted in a harsh manner; dissed(US),slated(UK),cussed(UK)

6. v. the act of being incriminated and punished; booked

7. n. abbreviation of methadone, a drug used as a subsitute for heroin (given to addicts to wean them off the H)

8. interjection; used in the south of the U.S.A., usually used to defer greater emphasis to a sentance or to imply that the speaker has already imparted this information before; already

1. Boss: "hey did you finish all that stuff I gave you earlier?"
worker: "yes sir, it's all done and on your desk"

2. guy1: "Dude! you looked fucked!"
guy2: "I been drinking and blazing since noon. I'm Done!"
guy1: "Nah, you aint done... hit this"

3. chef: "it's about time you done some work in this damn kitchen"

4. guy1: "man she is a hottie"
guy2: "yeeaaaaah boy, I done her last night after that house party"

5. guy1: "... and if you come back, i'll beat you like the puny little cocksucker that you are! bitch!!"
guy2: "ooooh, you just got *done* mate!"

6. guy1: "oi, where's jim?"
guy2: "locked up mate. he got done for nicked that old lady's purse"

7. smackhead: "'done aint enough... I need my H!"

8. hick1: "cletus! where's the damn shotgun, I's hungry!"
hick2: "I done told you we a'int got no bullets left!"

by Olly J June 8, 2005

meatmarket

noun. a place or situation with the sole (stated or not stated) purpose of facilitating interaction of individuals for sexual/romantic activities.

The term draws parallels between real meat markets, where meat is hung up and displayed in plain view for people to look at, judge the quality of, and make decisions of whether to buy or not, and the atmosphere of many nightclubs/bars that are only seemingly in existance so individuals can display themselves to others for judgement and "aquisition", and likewise, size up and attempt to "aquire" others.

also used as an adjective to describe places possessing this quality.

see also "meat market"

girl1: "what are you up to tonight then? going out?"
girl2: "yeah we're going down to Elements for some drinks. wanna come?"
girl1: "EW, no! that place is such a meatmarket"

by Olly J February 24, 2005

see you like a circle

See you around - like a circle.

Usually said when parting company with someone.

Dude 1: later dude, i gotta jet
Dude 2: see you like a circle...

by Olly J July 25, 2007

the valleys

noun. the region of wales, north of newport and cardiff. filled with pikeys, chavs, townies, basically low-class knob ends that love to fight for little to no reason, drink 24 hours a day and pop out new spawn every 9months (or sooner if they've managed to convince more than one girl to bone them)

a total shithole filled with shitheads.

... oh, and they're welsh on top of it all

go into newport on a saturday night and you can see all the chavs that have come down from the valleys fighting in the parks.

the boys from dirty sanchez are from the valleys

by Olly J March 14, 2005

sandruff

n. a hair condition similar to dandruff that is most frequently caught from visiting the beach. A.K.A. sand in the hair, sandy hair

dude1: "dude what's all that shit in your hair?"
dude2: "oh we just got back from the beach. I got some serious sandruff going on..."

by Olly J June 24, 2005

sorted

v. From English slang terminology. 1. To be sorted. To be under the influence of ecstacy. Broader uses include being under the influence of other drugs and also being equiped with ecstacy (or other substances) 2. To be organised. To have things in order.
3. syn. for cool or wicked.

1. (in a club)"easy mate, you havin' a good night"
"yeah im fuckin' sorted bruv!!"

2. "I've got to get my taxes sorted by tuesday."

3. "can you hook me up with that program you use for editing songs?"
"yeah, sure"
"sorted!"

by Olly J February 6, 2005

cracking one off

noun. from English slang terminology. The act of masturbation. v. to masturbate.

"where's jim?"
"probably upstairs cracking one off to some midget porn"

by Olly J February 6, 2005