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nerk

adj. a statment describing an object or situation in a positive manner. A synonym for cool, sweet or werd, often used by itself.
"dude, I'm getting my new computer tomorrow!"
"nerk"
by Olly J February 6, 2005
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done

1. adj. denoting a state of completedness, Finished.

2. adj. Intoxicated; to be at such a level of intoxication from either drugs or alcohol that the person could be described as "finished" for the night. NOTE: describing someone or one's self as being "done" does not necessarily mean they will actually stop getting more intoxicated or that they are actually "done"

3. v. (past tense) sometimes substituted for the word "did".

4. v. to have sexual intercourse

5. v. to be insulted in a harsh manner; dissed(US),slated(UK),cussed(UK)

6. v. the act of being incriminated and punished; booked

7. n. abbreviation of methadone, a drug used as a subsitute for heroin (given to addicts to wean them off the H)

8. interjection; used in the south of the U.S.A., usually used to defer greater emphasis to a sentance or to imply that the speaker has already imparted this information before; already
1. Boss: "hey did you finish all that stuff I gave you earlier?"
worker: "yes sir, it's all done and on your desk"

2. guy1: "Dude! you looked fucked!"
guy2: "I been drinking and blazing since noon. I'm Done!"
guy1: "Nah, you aint done... hit this"

3. chef: "it's about time you done some work in this damn kitchen"

4. guy1: "man she is a hottie"
guy2: "yeeaaaaah boy, I done her last night after that house party"

5. guy1: "... and if you come back, i'll beat you like the puny little cocksucker that you are! bitch!!"
guy2: "ooooh, you just got *done* mate!"

6. guy1: "oi, where's jim?"
guy2: "locked up mate. he got done for nicked that old lady's purse"

7. smackhead: "'done aint enough... I need my H!"

8. hick1: "cletus! where's the damn shotgun, I's hungry!"
hick2: "I done told you we a'int got no bullets left!"
by Olly J June 8, 2005
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gashtronomical

adj. When a situation is absolutely and unthinkably bad in some way. Stemming from the words gash (meaning extremely sucky and astronomical (meaning very high in quanity).
matt: "The club will be shut after tonight and will not open for months..."
ollie ken: "This is gashtronomical!!"
by Olly J October 2, 2006
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meatmarket

noun. a place or situation with the sole (stated or not stated) purpose of facilitating interaction of individuals for sexual/romantic activities.

The term draws parallels between real meat markets, where meat is hung up and displayed in plain view for people to look at, judge the quality of, and make decisions of whether to buy or not, and the atmosphere of many nightclubs/bars that are only seemingly in existance so individuals can display themselves to others for judgement and "aquisition", and likewise, size up and attempt to "aquire" others.

also used as an adjective to describe places possessing this quality.

see also "meat market"
girl1: "what are you up to tonight then? going out?"
girl2: "yeah we're going down to Elements for some drinks. wanna come?"
girl1: "EW, no! that place is such a meatmarket"
by Olly J February 24, 2005
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Ganja Claus

The mythical figure said to visit stoners that have been good in the last Weed Year, leaving them presents on 4/20 eve to reward them for their good behavior.

Ganja Claus is most often pictured as a jolly old rasta with long dredlocks, dressed head to toe in green. Rumours state that he flies through the sky on a lawn chair pulled by 8 giant sloths
dude: "you gonna roll another one?"
other dude: "nah we've only got a ten bag left and dan will need a spliff after work..."
dude: "wow man, that's nice of you. I hope Ganja Claus is watching..."
by Olly J October 24, 2007
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burning backflip

A type of joint or spliff rolled using the backroll method, but finished off by using a lighter to burn off the excess paper, rather than ripping or cutting.

A proper urning backflip (otherwise known as an ultimate burning backflip) can only be performed if the excess paper is lit near to the roach, then held pointing upwards, so that the paper burns upwards, like a wick on a stick of dynamite, all the way up to the end (which should have been loosely twisted). at this point if your timing is perfect, you can twist the joint, point it downwards and begin to toke on it. if you have done it just right you will be able to spark the spliff from the original fire caused by the burning off paper.

you can see that then name burning back flip comes from 1) the backroll and 2) the motions the joint makes as you light/toke it. not only does this look cool but it is also a nicer smoke, as you have removed excess paper that you would have been inhaling
me: "i just busted the ultimate burning backflip man! all that practice paid off!"
dude: "gnarly bro! you must be a professional stoner!"
by Olly J April 23, 2006
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scott brown

noun. A hardcore producer and DJ from Scotland. His record label, Evolution Records, has put out a number of highly successful releases. Scott Brown also produces a mix cd for the "Bonkers" compliation series.
"scott brown's kick drums are fucking *HARD* man! how does he get em to sound like that?"
by Olly J February 23, 2005
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