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noun.- A combination of a Gut and a Cunt. A gunt manifests itself as a fat outcropping of flesh at the base of the lower torso (below the belly button but above the crotch).
In extreme cases the size of the gunt may make location of the genitals difficult to impossible.
For some reason individuals possessing a fat gunt often feel the need to excentuate their 'assets' by wearing tight leggings or tube tops.
In extreme cases the size of the gunt may make location of the genitals difficult to impossible.
For some reason individuals possessing a fat gunt often feel the need to excentuate their 'assets' by wearing tight leggings or tube tops.
Jo: "...walking back to her husband across the beach, her gunt flapping in the wind.."
Everyone: "Bwaahahaha.... GUNT!!"
Everyone: "Bwaahahaha.... GUNT!!"
by Olly J April 22, 2006
Get the Gunt mug.The mythical figure said to visit stoners that have been good in the last Weed Year, leaving them presents on 4/20 eve to reward them for their good behavior.
Ganja Claus is most often pictured as a jolly old rasta with long dredlocks, dressed head to toe in green. Rumours state that he flies through the sky on a lawn chair pulled by 8 giant sloths
Ganja Claus is most often pictured as a jolly old rasta with long dredlocks, dressed head to toe in green. Rumours state that he flies through the sky on a lawn chair pulled by 8 giant sloths
dude: "you gonna roll another one?"
other dude: "nah we've only got a ten bag left any dan will need a spliff after work..."
dude: "wow man, that's nice of you. I hope Ganja Claus is watching..."
other dude: "nah we've only got a ten bag left any dan will need a spliff after work..."
dude: "wow man, that's nice of you. I hope Ganja Claus is watching..."
by Olly J April 22, 2007
Get the Ganja Claus mug.a phrase used to indicate that something with happen when <insert positive thing(s) here> begin to happen. The phrase says 1) that things are going to get better and 2) that is when the mentioned event or state of being will commence.
see also: the going is good good going and how's it going
see also: the going is good good going and how's it going
example 1:
guy: "do you think 3 people will be enough to run an entire company?"
boss: "it's enough to start with, we'll hire more when the going gets good"
example 2:
dude: "yo man, I heard you started dealin' again... you buy yerself a new TV set yet"
other dude: "nah man, I aint ballin yet, but you know i'll hook myself up when the going gets good, dig?"
dude: "werd"
guy: "do you think 3 people will be enough to run an entire company?"
boss: "it's enough to start with, we'll hire more when the going gets good"
example 2:
dude: "yo man, I heard you started dealin' again... you buy yerself a new TV set yet"
other dude: "nah man, I aint ballin yet, but you know i'll hook myself up when the going gets good, dig?"
dude: "werd"
by Olly J June 10, 2005
Get the when the going gets good mug.the name for the more desparate-sexual partner/date-hunting side of myspace.com
coming from the slang terminology "meatmarket".
coming from the slang terminology "meatmarket".
dude1: "yeah this chick is totally hot man, i'm gonna chat with her again"
dude2: "what, is this another one you met on meatspace?"
dude2: "what, is this another one you met on meatspace?"
by Olly J February 24, 2005
Get the meatspace mug.noun. the region of wales, north of newport and cardiff. filled with pikeys, chavs, townies, basically low-class knob ends that love to fight for little to no reason, drink 24 hours a day and pop out new spawn every 9months (or sooner if they've managed to convince more than one girl to bone them)
a total shithole filled with shitheads.
... oh, and they're welsh on top of it all
a total shithole filled with shitheads.
... oh, and they're welsh on top of it all
go into newport on a saturday night and you can see all the chavs that have come down from the valleys fighting in the parks.
the boys from dirty sanchez are from the valleys
the boys from dirty sanchez are from the valleys
by Olly J March 14, 2005
Get the the valleys mug.1. To be in disarray, not in order.
2. A difficult situation. Not easy to resolve.
3. The point during a party or night out where things are officially out of control. Careless, drink-spilling-kebab-dropping wanton chaos. NOT just a few drinks down the pub.
4. The weekend of May 6th-8th, 2005, AKA Closing Weekend for Club Destiny (Bournemouth, UK). After carefully researching and experimenting messiness for their whole lives, the staff and patrons of Club Destiny have come together one last time for a weekend that will certainly stretch to new limits the definition of the term "messy"
2. A difficult situation. Not easy to resolve.
3. The point during a party or night out where things are officially out of control. Careless, drink-spilling-kebab-dropping wanton chaos. NOT just a few drinks down the pub.
4. The weekend of May 6th-8th, 2005, AKA Closing Weekend for Club Destiny (Bournemouth, UK). After carefully researching and experimenting messiness for their whole lives, the staff and patrons of Club Destiny have come together one last time for a weekend that will certainly stretch to new limits the definition of the term "messy"
1. "This room is messy jerold, clean it up at once!"
2. "It was a messy divorce..."
3. "Mate you should have come out last night. After the 4th round of aftershocks it started getting messy..."
4. There are too many examples. for more info see clubdestiny.co.uk.
2. "It was a messy divorce..."
3. "Mate you should have come out last night. After the 4th round of aftershocks it started getting messy..."
4. There are too many examples. for more info see clubdestiny.co.uk.
by Olly J May 6, 2005
Get the messy mug.adj. English slang terminology. Describing a positive atmosphere of energy, excitement and motion. When used to describe music: large amounts of bass; a "harder" sound (such as drum and bass or hardcore,etc.)
see also bangin
see also bangin
by Olly J February 6, 2005
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