Olly J's definitions

the valley

noun. short for "The San Fernando Valley", an section of the City of Los Angeles, touching the north/west border of LA county. population 2.5mil (approx).

the closer to the edges of the valley you get (the hills), the nicer (more expensive) the property is. the closer to the center of the valley you get (Reseda, Van Nuys, etc), the more ghetto it gets.

The valley used to be agricultural (1930-50's) then became a suburb, then more recently has become more industrial and is becoming more urban.

Home to the largest Porn industry in the world (see chatsworth), the worlds most used road (the 101 freeway) and so much more. The valley is said to be where the excessive use of the word "like" first originated, but the rest of teen america seems to have picked that up now too.

see also "SFV" or "818"

L.A. people constantly bad mouth the valley, but every time it tries to become it's own city, they vote that shit down, cus they know how much they need the bundles of money the SFV brings in to keep their over-populated schools, over-used roads and everything else running

the valley is about 100x better than the OC. in the valley you're never more than 10mins from a chill smoking spot (the hills). most of the OC doesnt even have hills.

by Olly J March 14, 2005

sandruff

n. a hair condition similar to dandruff that is most frequently caught from visiting the beach. A.K.A. sand in the hair, sandy hair

dude1: "dude what's all that shit in your hair?"
dude2: "oh we just got back from the beach. I got some serious sandruff going on..."

by Olly J June 24, 2005

Ganja Claus

The mythical figure said to visit stoners that have been good in the last Weed Year, leaving them presents on 4/20 eve to reward them for their good behavior.

Ganja Claus is most often pictured as a jolly old rasta with long dredlocks, dressed head to toe in green. Rumours state that he flies through the sky on a lawn chair pulled by 8 giant sloths

dude: "you gonna roll another one?"
other dude: "nah we've only got a ten bag left any dan will need a spliff after work..."
dude: "wow man, that's nice of you. I hope Ganja Claus is watching..."

by Olly J April 22, 2007

scroll up

verb. to scroll up. used in Instant Message conversations, generally during an arguement or debate of some kind. one person will tell the other to "scroll up" in reference to something they have said earlier in the conversation, implying that the other person may need to use the scroll bar to go back and re-read what has already been said.

see also "scroll ^" or "^^"

person1: you dont think its fucked up that she did that to him?
person2: OMFG! i just said that like 10 times?!
person1: so do think it is or not....
person2: scroll up!
person2: geez

by Olly J March 13, 2005

bosh

verb. English slang terminology having the meanings: 1. To take, to consume. 2. Used to mark the occurance of something. 3. To strike or impact.

1. "yeah mate, I boshed about 15 beans last night... I was well fucked"
2. "I was just sitting there at work, when bosh! ... the phone rang and there she was..."
3. "He just ran up to the geezer and boshed him in the face with a bottle of stella"

by Olly J February 6, 2005

in the bubble

1. adj. phraze - to be high, the state of being associated with drug/alcohol use (most commonly used in reference to cannabis intoxication; being stoned

coming from the perceptions you can get when stoned, the feeling that you are in a giant bubble (or a bubble of varying sizes, depending on the situation).

2. adj. phraze - describing a relationship between one or more individuals. If two people are said to be 'in the bubble' with each other, it means they have a certain connection, an understanding. they are on the level with each other.

the bubble is representative of mental connection, not simply sexual or romantic connection (though this may also exist in some cases).

1. *after an hour of smoking...*
dudeA: 'yo dave, you ok over there...?'
dudeB: 'yeah man, i'm in the bubble'
dudeA: 'werd'

2. guy: so you girls are together? wanna 3some ?!
girls: erm... see it's like this: were in the bubble but you're on the outside, so its not going to work out.
guy: wtf... awwe.

by Olly J May 18, 2005

messy

1. To be in disarray, not in order.

2. A difficult situation. Not easy to resolve.

3. The point during a party or night out where things are officially out of control. Careless, drink-spilling-kebab-dropping wanton chaos. NOT just a few drinks down the pub.

4. The weekend of May 6th-8th, 2005, AKA Closing Weekend for Club Destiny (Bournemouth, UK). After carefully researching and experimenting messiness for their whole lives, the staff and patrons of Club Destiny have come together one last time for a weekend that will certainly stretch to new limits the definition of the term "messy"

1. "This room is messy jerold, clean it up at once!"

2. "It was a messy divorce..."

3. "Mate you should have come out last night. After the 4th round of aftershocks it started getting messy..."

4. There are too many examples. for more info see clubdestiny.co.uk.

by Olly J May 6, 2005