Olly J's definitions

cracking one off

noun. from English slang terminology. The act of masturbation. v. to masturbate.

"where's jim?"
"probably upstairs cracking one off to some midget porn"

by Olly J February 6, 2005

Gunt

noun.- A combination of a Gut and a Cunt. A gunt manifests itself as a fat outcropping of flesh at the base of the lower torso (below the belly button but above the crotch).

In extreme cases the size of the gunt may make location of the genitals difficult to impossible.

For some reason individuals possessing a fat gunt often feel the need to excentuate their 'assets' by wearing tight leggings or tube tops.

Jo: "...walking back to her husband across the beach, her gunt flapping in the wind.."
Everyone: "Bwaahahaha.... GUNT!!"

by Olly J April 22, 2006

sandruff

n. a hair condition similar to dandruff that is most frequently caught from visiting the beach. A.K.A. sand in the hair, sandy hair

dude1: "dude what's all that shit in your hair?"
dude2: "oh we just got back from the beach. I got some serious sandruff going on..."

by Olly J June 24, 2005

see you like a circle

See you around - like a circle.

Usually said when parting company with someone.

Dude 1: later dude, i gotta jet
Dude 2: see you like a circle...

by Olly J July 25, 2007

the valleys

noun. the region of wales, north of newport and cardiff. filled with pikeys, chavs, townies, basically low-class knob ends that love to fight for little to no reason, drink 24 hours a day and pop out new spawn every 9months (or sooner if they've managed to convince more than one girl to bone them)

a total shithole filled with shitheads.

... oh, and they're welsh on top of it all

go into newport on a saturday night and you can see all the chavs that have come down from the valleys fighting in the parks.

the boys from dirty sanchez are from the valleys

by Olly J March 14, 2005

nerk

adj. a statment describing an object or situation in a positive manner. A synonym for cool, sweet or werd, often used by itself.

"dude, I'm getting my new computer tomorrow!"
"nerk"

by Olly J February 6, 2005

stompin

adj. English slang terminology. Describing a positive atmosphere of energy, excitement and motion. When used to describe music: large amounts of bass; a "harder" sound (such as drum and bass or hardcore,etc.)

see also bangin

"were you down the club last night? it was stompin man!"

by Olly J February 6, 2005