cracking one off

noun. from English slang terminology. The act of masturbation. v. to masturbate.
"where's jim?"
"probably upstairs cracking one off to some midget porn"
by Olly J February 06, 2005
mugGet the cracking one offmug.

in the bubble

1. adj. phraze - to be high, the state of being associated with drug/alcohol use (most commonly used in reference to cannabis intoxication; being stoned

coming from the perceptions you can get when stoned, the feeling that you are in a giant bubble (or a bubble of varying sizes, depending on the situation).

2. adj. phraze - describing a relationship between one or more individuals. If two people are said to be 'in the bubble' with each other, it means they have a certain connection, an understanding. they are on the level with each other.

the bubble is representative of mental connection, not simply sexual or romantic connection (though this may also exist in some cases).
1. *after an hour of smoking...*
dudeA: 'yo dave, you ok over there...?'
dudeB: 'yeah man, i'm in the bubble'
dudeA: 'werd'

2. guy: so you girls are together? wanna 3some ?!
girls: erm... see it's like this: were in the bubble but you're on the outside, so its not going to work out.
guy: wtf... awwe.
by Olly J May 18, 2005
mugGet the in the bubblemug.

bosh

verb. English slang terminology having the meanings: 1. To take, to consume. 2. Used to mark the occurance of something. 3. To strike or impact.
1. "yeah mate, I boshed about 15 beans last night... I was well fucked"
2. "I was just sitting there at work, when bosh! ... the phone rang and there she was..."
3. "He just ran up to the geezer and boshed him in the face with a bottle of stella"
by Olly J February 06, 2005
mugGet the boshmug.

scroll up

verb. to scroll up. used in Instant Message conversations, generally during an arguement or debate of some kind. one person will tell the other to "scroll up" in reference to something they have said earlier in the conversation, implying that the other person may need to use the scroll bar to go back and re-read what has already been said.

see also "scroll ^" or "^^"
person1: you dont think its fucked up that she did that to him?
person2: OMFG! i just said that like 10 times?!
person1: so do think it is or not....
person2: scroll up!
person2: geez
by Olly J March 13, 2005
mugGet the scroll upmug.

the valleys

noun. the region of wales, north of newport and cardiff. filled with pikeys, chavs, townies, basically low-class knob ends that love to fight for little to no reason, drink 24 hours a day and pop out new spawn every 9months (or sooner if they've managed to convince more than one girl to bone them)

a total shithole filled with shitheads.

... oh, and they're welsh on top of it all
go into newport on a saturday night and you can see all the chavs that have come down from the valleys fighting in the parks.

the boys from dirty sanchez are from the valleys
by Olly J March 14, 2005
mugGet the the valleysmug.

sorted

v. From English slang terminology. 1. To be sorted. To be under the influence of ecstacy. Broader uses include being under the influence of other drugs and also being equiped with ecstacy (or other substances) 2. To be organised. To have things in order.
3. syn. for cool or wicked.
1. (in a club)"easy mate, you havin' a good night"
"yeah im fuckin' sorted bruv!!"

2. "I've got to get my taxes sorted by tuesday."

3. "can you hook me up with that program you use for editing songs?"
"yeah, sure"
"sorted!"
by Olly J February 06, 2005
mugGet the sortedmug.

meatspace

the name for the more desparate-sexual partner/date-hunting side of myspace.com

coming from the slang terminology "meatmarket".
dude1: "yeah this chick is totally hot man, i'm gonna chat with her again"
dude2: "what, is this another one you met on meatspace?"
by Olly J February 24, 2005
mugGet the meatspacemug.