4 definitions by Old Dirty Danny

gunt

The part (A LARGE BUBBLE)above a womans vagina that is caused by child birth and/ or being a fatass. AKA the pump hump. Also the opposite of the male version (gick)

Honey, decorate the gunt daddys comming home!!! Damn, I couldnt get any last night, my wife's gunt was in the way!

by Old Dirty Danny May 5, 2005

Mr Ed.

The act of taking a plastic bag (with handles) and attaching them over your ears so the bag hangs down without the need of holding. Used primarly for excessive vomiting where you need your hands free. A kind of "hands free" puking device.

"I was so fucked up I pulled a Mr. Ed in the limo"

by Old Dirty Danny May 5, 2005

gick

The male version of the GUNT excessive stomach blocks the view of your beans and franks.

I couldn't see my prick, my GICK was in the way!

by Old Dirty Danny May 6, 2005

Cinco de Sanchez

A combination of a dirty Sanchez and a high five This should be used at corporate meetings or any pep talk situations that you do not care about.

At church, the priest was so happy he "high fives" the chorus, so I offered up a "cinco de Sanchez"

by Old Dirty Danny May 6, 2005