Oh the insanity...'s definitions

up yours

Equivalent to "go to hell", "fuck off", etc.

Person 1: See? This never woulda happened if you'd just listened...
Person 2: Up yours!

by Oh the insanity... November 6, 2003

narsty

The word "nasty" pronounced with a Western/hillbilly/hill person accent.

"Gosh dangit John Paul, that there was narsty!"

by Oh the insanity... November 6, 2003

hick

Most people living in southern Delaware, New Jersey, and all of the deep South. Typically live in trailers, have sixteen one-eyed, eight-limbed, buck-toothed, 'special needs' kids, and are related by blood to everyone within a twenty mile radius. Scary people that always own a rifle and drive disgusting old red pickups and have cars without wheels on cinder blocks on their property, which, by the way, you better get the hell off of before Bubba shoots you...

"That hick is such a fucktard..."

by Oh the insanity... November 4, 2003

Squee

A squealing noise that pigs make.
A noise made to express glee.
A character from a disturbing comic.

1. "SQUEEEEEEEEEE!" -guy from 'Deliverance'
2. "SQUEEEEEEEEEE it's my favorite bishonen!"
3. Squee and Schmee are scary.

by Oh the insanity... November 13, 2003

-ness

Used to change an adjective into a noun.

Random-ness, Bishonen-ness, Ugly-ness, Scary-ness

by Oh the insanity... November 13, 2003

doujinshi

Doujinshi is amateur manga publications, featuring either a cast of original characters and plot or characters from another manga or an anime (a 'fan manga'). There's all sorts of doujinshi, though it isn't as widely circulated as more popular mangas, such as CLAMP works. Doujinshi is often cheap but is just as good as regular manga (well, some of the time...), and is sold on eBay, jpqueen.com, and other sites. Even if it isn't your bag, it's nice to take a peek and see a fan's perspective on Naruto... kinky pairings, too.

"I hunted for doujinshi all night..."

by Oh the insanity... November 6, 2003

mutually assured destruction

What Microsoft ensures- a destroyed computer, and the destroyed mind of the one that was working on the computer.

Microsoft comes with a mutually assured destruction guarantee.

by Oh the insanity... November 13, 2003