Oh Shit I'm Dead's definitions

fuck you

People who think this phrase means "fuck me" are fucking idiots.

Me: Fuck you
Dipshit: You'd like that wouldn't you?
Me: See, fuck you means fuck you not fuck me. Fuck is the verb, so I'm saying that you should fuck you/yourself
Dipshit: Uh...I'm not too bright.

by oh shit i'm dead February 4, 2005

appetite for destruction

Guns N' Roses album whose quality will never be met by any other album by Guns N' Roses, including Chinese Democracy.

1. Welcome to the Jungle
2. It's So Easy
3. Nightrain
4. Out Ta Get Me
5. Mr. Brownstone
6. Paradise City
7. My Michelle
8. Think About You
9. Sweet Child O' Mine
10. You're Crazy
11. Anything Goes
12. Rocket Queen

by oh shit i'm dead February 3, 2005

*

What people like to put in the middle of words like fuck and shit and cunt and bitch for some reason

"You're a f*cking c*nt, you b*tch.Eat my f*cking shit."

"I can't understand what you're saying because you're censoring so many letters!"

by oh shit i'm dead February 12, 2005

william hung

Proof that the music industry is going downhill and has been for a long time. The idea that someone could get a record deal just because they look and sing funny is despicable.

It's fucking music, not your fucked up face.

by Oh Shit I'm Dead January 10, 2005

IQ

Despite what those unqualified in the field of psychology will tell you, IQ is an accurate of measurement of all kinds of intelligence. People with higher IQ's tend to do better in school, and have a more financially successful career.Alos, there are other methods of generating an IQ score than dividing mental age by real age, therefore adults can be tested as well.

I have never taken an IQ test from a qualified psychologist.

by oh shit i'm dead February 16, 2005

steven adler

The only original member of Guns N' Roses not to have a definition. (Before you say Izzy Stradlin, look up "Izzy").

Though he was a shit drummer (Never had a drumming lesson, didn't own an actual drumkit till he was 18), he still deserves some recognition

by oh shit i'm dead February 20, 2005

psychology

Mostly bullshit. Every time someone attempts to psychoanalyse me, they fail miserably.

Psychologist: I believe you punched that guy in the nose because you have deep issues of security and you felt threatened in your own envioronment. It had nothing to do with the fact that he kicked you in the balls.

by oh shit i'm dead March 4, 2005