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fuck you

People who think this phrase means "fuck me" are fucking idiots.
Me: Fuck you
Dipshit: You'd like that wouldn't you?
Me: See, fuck you means fuck you not fuck me. Fuck is the verb, so I'm saying that you should fuck you/yourself
Dipshit: Uh...I'm not too bright.
by oh shit i'm dead February 4, 2005
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*

What people like to put in the middle of words like fuck and shit and cunt and bitch for some reason
"You're a f*cking c*nt, you b*tch.Eat my f*cking shit."

"I can't understand what you're saying because you're censoring so many letters!"
by oh shit i'm dead February 12, 2005
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oh shit i'm dead

The name explains itself really
by Oh Shit I'm Dead April 17, 2006
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appetite for destruction

Guns N' Roses album whose quality will never be met by any other album by Guns N' Roses, including Chinese Democracy.
1. Welcome to the Jungle
2. It's So Easy
3. Nightrain
4. Out Ta Get Me
5. Mr. Brownstone
6. Paradise City
7. My Michelle
8. Think About You
9. Sweet Child O' Mine
10. You're Crazy
11. Anything Goes
12. Rocket Queen
by oh shit i'm dead February 3, 2005
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female

The more subtle gender
I'm a guy which means I prefer to kick ass/get my ass kicked.
by Oh Shit I'm Dead January 24, 2005
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nitpick

Someoen who, rather than attack the merits of your argument will bring up completely irrelevant shit, like how you mispronounced a word or, in the case of the internet, typed a word wrong.
Person 1: That makes absolutely no fjcking sense!
Person 2 (Nitpick): Oh, I'm so sorry that didnt make any *fjcking* sense. Jesus, anyone who types the word fucking wrong must be an idiot. I win the argument.
by oh shit i'm dead April 3, 2005
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boxers

Best underwear ever. Like government, underwear's sole purpose sould be to protect the people without taking away too much of their freedom. Boxers serve this purpose greatly. They prevent the chafin of the genitals while letiing the balls go free.

Look better on women than men? Not really. Well, I guess they do, because women are women and men are men and I'm not attratced to men, so yeah. As for them being the only type of men's underwear that look better on women than men, hell no. Of course, it would be disturbing to see a chick in boxer briefs with the crotch holder hanging out, but I'd much rather see a chick in men's briefs than boxers.
by oh shit i'm dead January 29, 2005
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