22 definitions by Oh Shit I'm Dead

cunt

For some reason this word really offends people, maybe because of the exceptionally crude sound of the word, or maybe because talking about the female genitalia is still considered unnaceptable. Either way, people cannot seem to comprehend that it is just a word, making it a great thing to say around tight ass pussies to piss them off.

I especially enjoy seeing feminists who talk about penises all day wince when I say cunt. Makes me so giddy inside.

by Oh Shit I'm Dead February 23, 2005

psychology

Mostly bullshit. Every time someone attempts to psychoanalyse me, they fail miserably.

Psychologist: I believe you punched that guy in the nose because you have deep issues of security and you felt threatened in your own envioronment. It had nothing to do with the fact that he kicked you in the balls.

by Oh Shit I'm Dead March 4, 2005

IQ

Despite what those unqualified in the field of psychology will tell you, IQ is an accurate of measurement of all kinds of intelligence. People with higher IQ's tend to do better in school, and have a more financially successful career.Alos, there are other methods of generating an IQ score than dividing mental age by real age, therefore adults can be tested as well.

I have never taken an IQ test from a qualified psychologist.

by Oh Shit I'm Dead February 16, 2005

2001

All I have to say is HAL is a scarier character than any gay fucking Freddy Kruegar.

Holy shit, HAL used that pod to throw that dude into deep space. What a badass motherfucker!

by Oh Shit I'm Dead January 31, 2005

mullet-hawk

When you have mohawk where the back is longer and flows freely

Dude look at that guy's mullet-hawk. He looks like a bogan trying to be a punk

by Oh Shit I'm Dead February 12, 2005

*

What people like to put in the middle of words like fuck and shit and cunt and bitch for some reason

"You're a f*cking c*nt, you b*tch.Eat my f*cking shit."

"I can't understand what you're saying because you're censoring so many letters!"

by Oh Shit I'm Dead February 13, 2005

suicide

People say suicide is selfish and cowardly. That's bullshit. It's more selfish to expect someone to go through life feeling like shit, just so you can keep them around because they make you happy or some shit. It is not they're duty to keep you happy whilst they go through hell, you fucking morons.

Someone decided their live was no longer living, so when they killed themselves, all the sensible people who loved them felt very sad, but realised that it would be selfish to expect them to go on living, just for their own pleasure.

by Oh Shit I'm Dead January 10, 2005