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logic-whore

Someone who will step into a joke and ruin it with their excessive use of logic.
Person: I knocked that bitch out with my balls!
Logic Whore: Bullshit! As if you're balls are large or hard enough to do that.
by Oh Shit I'm Dead October 28, 2004
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william hung

Proof that the music industry is going downhill and has been for a long time. The idea that someone could get a record deal just because they look and sing funny is despicable.
It's fucking music, not your fucked up face.
by Oh Shit I'm Dead January 10, 2005
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cunt

For some reason this word really offends people, maybe because of the exceptionally crude sound of the word, or maybe because talking about the female genitalia is still considered unnaceptable. Either way, people cannot seem to comprehend that it is just a word, making it a great thing to say around tight ass pussies to piss them off.
I especially enjoy seeing feminists who talk about penises all day wince when I say cunt. Makes me so giddy inside.
by oh shit i'm dead May 13, 2005
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suicide

People say suicide is selfish and cowardly. That's bullshit. It's more selfish to expect someone to go through life feeling like shit, just so you can keep them around because they make you happy or some shit. It is not they're duty to keep you happy whilst they go through hell, you fucking morons.
Someone decided their live was no longer living, so when they killed themselves, all the sensible people who loved them felt very sad, but realised that it would be selfish to expect them to go on living, just for their own pleasure.
by Oh Shit I'm Dead January 10, 2005
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oh shit i'm dead

The name explains itself really
by Oh Shit I'm Dead April 17, 2006
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Cigar

The most badass thing you can put in your mouth.
It took me 3 minutes trying to think of an example before writing this.
by oh shit i'm dead February 5, 2005
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blink-182

I don't get it. What's so punk about them. Where's the rebellion. All I see is a lead singer singing in a whiney nasal voice.
If only there were some letter in the english language to represent a whiney sound.
by Oh Shit I'm Dead January 10, 2005
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