2 definitions by Off For A Pint
n. A period of leave from masturbation. Usually self-imposed by males to increase productivity on set assignments and at work in an attempt to avoid the consequences of procrasturbation.
Also used as a remedy for wanker's arm, wanker sores and the effects of masturbeating.
Also used as a remedy for wanker's arm, wanker sores and the effects of masturbeating.
My penis is so sore I think I need to take a masturbbatical.
This paper is due next week. I need to take a masturbbatical, I have been procrasturbating so long I will never finish it in time.
I wanked so much today I think I may require a masturbbatical.
My cock took such a masturbeating the other day that I need to take a masturbbatical.
This paper is due next week. I need to take a masturbbatical, I have been procrasturbating so long I will never finish it in time.
I wanked so much today I think I may require a masturbbatical.
My cock took such a masturbeating the other day that I need to take a masturbbatical.
by Off For A Pint May 20, 2014
(v) The action of restarting of any dysfunctional electronic device, process or application in the hope that it consequently results in the inexplicable phenomenon of it operating in previous flawless functionality.
"The Internet is down. Let me magic restart the router."
"I think I need to perform a magic restart on my browser"
"After magic restarting everything worked as normal"
"I think I need to perform a magic restart on my browser"
"After magic restarting everything worked as normal"
by Off For A Pint April 17, 2013