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Maskist

A person who believes that despite any contrary evidence that wearing a shield over one’s face will prevent the spread or contraction of any and all airborne ilnesses
A person driving alone in a car wearing a mask is clearly a maskist.
by Ofashea November 9, 2021
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fatassaction

The karmic balance that occurs when the young arrogant stuck up girl grows a large humbling rear end, booty, derrière.
I got a lot of fatassaction looking at the women at my 20 year high school reunion.
by Ofashea May 13, 2019
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Elective stupidity

The optional choice one makes to pursue an activity that is obviously non intelligent, potentially dangerous, hurtful land clearly not prudent
Rock climbing without a rope is an example of elective stupidity.
by Ofashea January 8, 2022
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woke-joke

An overly enthusiastic, guilt ridden, compensating, virtue signaling, non ethnic social justice warrior who’s personal life is devoid of challenge, strife, racism, poverty etc and is in fact from wealth.
Showing up to the protest in your Daddies new Mercedes Benz clearly makes you a woke-joke!
by Ofashea March 5, 2021
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fatassaction

The satisfaction received when you see the profound ass growth of that Stuck up girl who wouldn’t talk to you in high school 20 years earlier.
I Left my 20 year high school reunion with a profound sense of fatassaction
by Ofashea May 14, 2019
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Homo sapien largivorus ( Largivore)

A species of Homo sapiens with the sub species designation of largivorus to designate them as a hominid that eats all foods in excess of caloric requirements and subsequently becomes quite large.
The evolutionary stresses of high caloric diets has created a new species of hominids known as Homo sapien largivorus ( largivore)
by Ofashea July 31, 2023
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Jungle cracker

A white youth who tries to act, dress and talk in a ghetto manner but is clearly a failure, an embarrassment and an insult to African Americans who have proprietary claims to this.
Not only is he a cracker but he’s a jungle cracker .
by Ofashea June 24, 2019
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