Ofashea's definitions

Maskist

A person who believes that despite any contrary evidence that wearing a shield over one’s face will prevent the spread or contraction of any and all airborne ilnesses

A person driving alone in a car wearing a mask is clearly a maskist.

by Ofashea November 9, 2021

Elective stupidity

The optional choice one makes to pursue an activity that is obviously non intelligent, potentially dangerous, hurtful land clearly not prudent

Rock climbing without a rope is an example of elective stupidity.

by Ofashea January 8, 2022

fatassaction

The karmic balance that occurs when the young arrogant stuck up girl grows a large humbling rear end, booty, derrière.

I got a lot of fatassaction looking at the women at my 20 year high school reunion.

by Ofashea May 13, 2019

woke-joke

An overly enthusiastic, guilt ridden, compensating, virtue signaling, non ethnic social justice warrior who’s personal life is devoid of challenge, strife, racism, poverty etc and is in fact from wealth.

Showing up to the protest in your Daddies new Mercedes Benz clearly makes you a woke-joke!

by Ofashea March 5, 2021

Passwordification

The technological movement that requires an ever increasing list of constantly expiring passwords that leads to frustration, anger, delays, annoyances and general discontent with our lives and the world.

The passwordification of our world only complicates our lives and reduces serenity.

by Ofashea March 23, 2019

murdaughded

When a family member or relative destroys, annhilates, humiliates another family member in a game, argument, discussion for no other reason than to crush the person’s spirit

I was playing my brother in chess and he literally murdaughded me in five moves

by Ofashea February 24, 2023

fatassaction

The satisfaction received when you see the profound ass growth of that Stuck up girl who wouldn’t talk to you in high school 20 years earlier.

I Left my 20 year high school reunion with a profound sense of fatassaction

by Ofashea May 14, 2019