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jealouscope

The emotional immaturity that destroys relationships when every action, word, deed creates a destructive jealousy that ultimately ends the connection.
Their relationship ended because he saw everything she did through his jealouscope.
by Ofashea April 13, 2022
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Hunterosexual

A binary gender individual who identifies as a hunter primarily in preference to either homo or hetero classifications.
Although they were very close, they remained platonic because he was a committed Hunterosexual whose focus could not be weakened by carnal pursuits.
by Ofashea May 16, 2023
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Passwordification

The technological movement that requires an ever increasing list of constantly expiring passwords that leads to frustration, anger, delays, annoyances and general discontent with our lives and the world.
The passwordification of our world only complicates our lives and reduces serenity.
by Ofashea March 23, 2019
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Elective stupidity

The optional choice one makes to pursue an activity that is obviously non intelligent, potentially dangerous, hurtful land clearly not prudent
Rock climbing without a rope is an example of elective stupidity.
by Ofashea January 8, 2022
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fatassaction

The karmic balance that occurs when the young arrogant stuck up girl grows a large humbling rear end, booty, derrière.
I got a lot of fatassaction looking at the women at my 20 year high school reunion.
by Ofashea May 13, 2019
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Maskist

A person who believes that despite any contrary evidence that wearing a shield over one’s face will prevent the spread or contraction of any and all airborne ilnesses
A person driving alone in a car wearing a mask is clearly a maskist.
by Ofashea November 9, 2021
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woke-joke

An overly enthusiastic, guilt ridden, compensating, virtue signaling, non ethnic social justice warrior who’s personal life is devoid of challenge, strife, racism, poverty etc and is in fact from wealth.
Showing up to the protest in your Daddies new Mercedes Benz clearly makes you a woke-joke!
by Ofashea March 5, 2021
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