Obv troll is obvious's definitions
A phrase that is duly said right after somebody writes or says something incredibly foolish or ridiculous (i.e. full of bullshit).
See also: Bullshit detected
See also: Bullshit detected
Twitter troll 1: Trump did a great job at handling the coronavirus
Everyone: GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY!
Twitter troll 2: The government is closing bars, restaurant, hockey tournaments, all for a miniscule virus? Wake up sheeple!
Everyone: GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY!
Everyone: GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY!
Twitter troll 2: The government is closing bars, restaurant, hockey tournaments, all for a miniscule virus? Wake up sheeple!
Everyone: GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY!
by Obv troll is obvious November 27, 2020
Get the get a load of this guymug. One of the most badass porn material to have existed on the interwebz. Its popularity has faded away due to a shift in demographic (and also, well, the fear of being incriminated). There was a website called IsAnyoneUp that specialized in revenge porn. Today, revenge porn mostly exists in the form of deepfakes.
Person 1: Hey wanna watch some revenge porn
Person 2: No thanks, it goes against my personal moral code.
Person 1: kk (she's so lame...)
Person 2: No thanks, it goes against my personal moral code.
Person 1: kk (she's so lame...)
by Obv troll is obvious January 26, 2024
Get the Revenge pornmug. Bro 1: Man, I've been cooped up in my home for two months now
Bro 2: You really need to go outside and touch grass my dude
Bro 2: You really need to go outside and touch grass my dude
by Obv troll is obvious March 10, 2021
Get the touch grassmug. The wrong way to do it, if you pour milk first you're wrong because scientologists brainwashed you to think that.
babysitter: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna pour the milk first -
babysitter: *dialing 911 and the FBI* HELP ME!!! SOME DEMON CHILD IS POURING THE MILK FIRST!!!
*10 MINUTES LATER*
Feds: FBI open up!
babysitter: BEGONE EVIL MILK-FIRSTER!
child: yeah, and i'm gonna pour the milk first -
babysitter: *dialing 911 and the FBI* HELP ME!!! SOME DEMON CHILD IS POURING THE MILK FIRST!!!
*10 MINUTES LATER*
Feds: FBI open up!
babysitter: BEGONE EVIL MILK-FIRSTER!
by Obv troll is obvious January 18, 2021
Get the pouring the milk firstmug. Something that is mistakenly labelled as asmr when it should really be labeled as erotic asmr. People have the right to enjoy what they want, but this stuff really belongs on the hub or OF, not twitch nor youtube. Asmr is supposed to be wholesome, relaxing, and for all ages.....
Guy 1: do you listen to asmr?
Guy 2: yeah of course I listen to wet tongues dragging across a mic
Guy 1: no no I mean real asmr, aka whispering into a mic, not ear licking
Guy 2: oh okay, then no
Guy 2: yeah of course I listen to wet tongues dragging across a mic
Guy 1: no no I mean real asmr, aka whispering into a mic, not ear licking
Guy 2: oh okay, then no
by Obv troll is obvious February 11, 2022
Get the ear lickingmug. Coolmathgames.com is a website created in 1997 that hosts some of the most entertaining flash web browser games that you'd find yourself playing even while not at school. The games really have nothing to do with math at all, it has all the popular game titles that you'd find on other flash game websites. Its ingenious URL has managed to slip through most school's website filters for over 22 years, deceiving gullible teachers alike.
Some cool facts about coolmathgames:
1) The website is older than most of its users
2) In an article published by Popular Mechanics, Coolmathgames was listed as one of the 50 most important websites
3) They originally had a slogan, which was "where logic & thinking meets fun & games". It's a very clever slogan as it's technically true (ALL games require logic and thinking).
4) During the 2020 coronavirus pandemic, Coolmathgames saw a drastic increase in popularity
Some cool facts about coolmathgames:
1) The website is older than most of its users
2) In an article published by Popular Mechanics, Coolmathgames was listed as one of the 50 most important websites
3) They originally had a slogan, which was "where logic & thinking meets fun & games". It's a very clever slogan as it's technically true (ALL games require logic and thinking).
4) During the 2020 coronavirus pandemic, Coolmathgames saw a drastic increase in popularity
When the teacher left for a quick pp break, all the third graders in the computer lab starting playing games on coolmathgames.com
by Obv troll is obvious December 14, 2020
Get the coolmathgames.commug. When somebody on the internet starts trolling in a comment thread, it often elicits more people to come and troll (for the lulz). The larger the "troll train", the more trolls it will attract. This is known as the troll effect.
User 1: Wow! It's so nice to see another rover on mars!
User 2 (in reply to User 1): Bet they didn't tell you that the footage was all recorded in a studio!!
User 3 (in reply to User 2): Shhhh!! Brainwashed people are sensitive to these truths. Careful with what you say ;)
User 4: This is obviously all fake. I call BS.
User 5: You guys really believe that this is real? lmao
User 6: Can you trolls just shut the fuck up? You're only amplifying the troll effect.
User 2 (in reply to User 1): Bet they didn't tell you that the footage was all recorded in a studio!!
User 3 (in reply to User 2): Shhhh!! Brainwashed people are sensitive to these truths. Careful with what you say ;)
User 4: This is obviously all fake. I call BS.
User 5: You guys really believe that this is real? lmao
User 6: Can you trolls just shut the fuck up? You're only amplifying the troll effect.
by Obv troll is obvious March 17, 2021
Get the The troll effectmug.