Obv troll is obvious's definitions
The most random thing you could ever possibly say when nobody has been talking for a long time (applies to any context).
no one:
literally nobody:
the prof during the middle of an exam: so anyway i started blasting
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Discord group chat:
User 1: "But man, that was so funny"
User 2: "Hahahahaha, yeah"
*no talking for 3 minutes*
User 2: "so anyway i started blasting"
literally nobody:
the prof during the middle of an exam: so anyway i started blasting
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Discord group chat:
User 1: "But man, that was so funny"
User 2: "Hahahahaha, yeah"
*no talking for 3 minutes*
User 2: "so anyway i started blasting"
by Obv troll is obvious March 15, 2021
Get the so anyway i started blasting mug.Definition: someone who plows through their social media feed like some crazed madman.
This "species" can often be seen scrolling endlessly in their Instagram feed, spending no more than one second per post or story. For social speedsters, the act of sending a snap is no more than a 5 second ritualized process. Upon impulse, they whip their phone out of their pockets, instantly jump into snapchat, and without preparation, posts a selfie. And remember this is all within 5 seconds.
But the most characterizing feature that distinguishes social speedsters from regular folks is their expressionless faces when browsing emotion-inducing posts. You'd expect laughter from funny memes or a "wtffff" from controversial/disgusting posts, but nope. Just a deadpan reaction.
Some scholars suggest that social speedsters are more often than not desensitized by all the content (noise) they consume, hence leading them to form an indifferent attitude. Ultimately, the dopamine-rewarding nature of social media is what drives the insanely rapid browsing.
The current largest demographic of social speedsters are: Gen Z, Millennials.
This "species" can often be seen scrolling endlessly in their Instagram feed, spending no more than one second per post or story. For social speedsters, the act of sending a snap is no more than a 5 second ritualized process. Upon impulse, they whip their phone out of their pockets, instantly jump into snapchat, and without preparation, posts a selfie. And remember this is all within 5 seconds.
But the most characterizing feature that distinguishes social speedsters from regular folks is their expressionless faces when browsing emotion-inducing posts. You'd expect laughter from funny memes or a "wtffff" from controversial/disgusting posts, but nope. Just a deadpan reaction.
Some scholars suggest that social speedsters are more often than not desensitized by all the content (noise) they consume, hence leading them to form an indifferent attitude. Ultimately, the dopamine-rewarding nature of social media is what drives the insanely rapid browsing.
The current largest demographic of social speedsters are: Gen Z, Millennials.
To see an example, attend any college (post-COVID obv). You will be able to witness social speedsters and their smartphone-wielding dexterity in the flesh. Heck, you may even be one!
by Obv troll is obvious December 26, 2020
Get the Social speedster mug.A kinky act that involves a girl drenching her entire nude body with buckets of various paint colors, and then proceeding to use her body to paint various parts of your house (leaving boob prints, ass prints, etc.). The result is a masterpiece to behold.
"My girl was feeling pretty kinky today so she gave my entire wall a fresh new paint job!"
*shows picture*
"WOAH! WHAT A MASTERPIECE!"
*shows picture*
"WOAH! WHAT A MASTERPIECE!"
by Obv troll is obvious April 11, 2021
Get the paint job mug.Let me give you the complete etymology of this compound slang word.
It is correct that the first part of this word, POG, refers to the abbreviation for "play of the game". {Source: Wikipedia}
And so hence, Pogchamps would technically (and was probably intended to) refer to someone who is so good at a game that they always get POG.
However, gradually, this term has cultivated a new meaning for members of the streaming website Twitch.tv.
Now, Pogchamps exists as a versatile Twitch emote used to convey something or someone that is awesome and cool.
The first part of this term, pog, is also commonly used as an adjective or interjection to convey feelings of shock, excitement, and delight.
There is also now a online Chess tournament called PogChamps.
It is correct that the first part of this word, POG, refers to the abbreviation for "play of the game". {Source: Wikipedia}
And so hence, Pogchamps would technically (and was probably intended to) refer to someone who is so good at a game that they always get POG.
However, gradually, this term has cultivated a new meaning for members of the streaming website Twitch.tv.
Now, Pogchamps exists as a versatile Twitch emote used to convey something or someone that is awesome and cool.
The first part of this term, pog, is also commonly used as an adjective or interjection to convey feelings of shock, excitement, and delight.
There is also now a online Chess tournament called PogChamps.
Friend 1: Omg look at my new gaming PC my parents bought me!
Friend 2: Wow that's so pogchamps!
Friend 1: Hey guess what?
Friend 2: What??
Friend 1: I just hit over 10,000 subscribers on my YouTuber channel today!!
Friend 2: Dang you're a pogchamp!
Friend 2: Wow that's so pogchamps!
Friend 1: Hey guess what?
Friend 2: What??
Friend 1: I just hit over 10,000 subscribers on my YouTuber channel today!!
Friend 2: Dang you're a pogchamp!
by Obv troll is obvious October 30, 2020
Get the Pogchamps mug."I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.
Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.
by Obv troll is obvious April 8, 2023
Get the I reject your reality and substitute my own mug.To have one's dead body spam crouched by another player in any video game, especially online FPS games. Most commonly seen as an act to establish dominance, but mostly people just do it for fun.
Player 1: Camping at their base
Player 2: sneaks up behind him, kills him with a knife, then t-bags him
Player 2: *over the mic* Get t-bagged dawg
Player 2: sneaks up behind him, kills him with a knife, then t-bags him
Player 2: *over the mic* Get t-bagged dawg
by Obv troll is obvious January 2, 2021
Get the t-bagged mug.A phrase that is duly said right after somebody writes or says something incredibly foolish or ridiculous (i.e. full of bullshit).
See also: Bullshit detected
See also: Bullshit detected
Twitter troll 1: Trump did a great job at handling the coronavirus
Everyone: GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY!
Twitter troll 2: The government is closing bars, restaurant, hockey tournaments, all for a miniscule virus? Wake up sheeple!
Everyone: GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY!
Everyone: GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY!
Twitter troll 2: The government is closing bars, restaurant, hockey tournaments, all for a miniscule virus? Wake up sheeple!
Everyone: GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY!
by Obv troll is obvious November 27, 2020
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