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An emoticon commonly used by people who have autism. So if you see someone using this unironically, they are probably autistic.
Me: Wow this song is just too good
Some 14 y/o: Omg ikr, best song ever 👁👄👁
Me: Oof, sorry to hear that you have autism.
Some 14 y/o: Omg ikr, best song ever 👁👄👁
Me: Oof, sorry to hear that you have autism.
by Obv troll is obvious February 12, 2021
Get the 👁👄👁mug. The most random thing you could ever possibly say when nobody has been talking for a long time (applies to any context).
no one:
literally nobody:
the prof during the middle of an exam: so anyway i started blasting
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Discord group chat:
User 1: "But man, that was so funny"
User 2: "Hahahahaha, yeah"
*no talking for 3 minutes*
User 2: "so anyway i started blasting"
literally nobody:
the prof during the middle of an exam: so anyway i started blasting
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Discord group chat:
User 1: "But man, that was so funny"
User 2: "Hahahahaha, yeah"
*no talking for 3 minutes*
User 2: "so anyway i started blasting"
by Obv troll is obvious March 15, 2021
Get the so anyway i started blastingmug. Definition: someone who plows through their social media feed like some crazed madman.
This "species" can often be seen scrolling endlessly in their Instagram feed, spending no more than one second per post or story. For social speedsters, the act of sending a snap is no more than a 5 second ritualized process. Upon impulse, they whip their phone out of their pockets, instantly jump into snapchat, and without preparation, posts a selfie. And remember this is all within 5 seconds.
But the most characterizing feature that distinguishes social speedsters from regular folks is their expressionless faces when browsing emotion-inducing posts. You'd expect laughter from funny memes or a "wtffff" from controversial/disgusting posts, but nope. Just a deadpan reaction.
Some scholars suggest that social speedsters are more often than not desensitized by all the content (noise) they consume, hence leading them to form an indifferent attitude. Ultimately, the dopamine-rewarding nature of social media is what drives the insanely rapid browsing.
The current largest demographic of social speedsters are: Gen Z, Millennials.
This "species" can often be seen scrolling endlessly in their Instagram feed, spending no more than one second per post or story. For social speedsters, the act of sending a snap is no more than a 5 second ritualized process. Upon impulse, they whip their phone out of their pockets, instantly jump into snapchat, and without preparation, posts a selfie. And remember this is all within 5 seconds.
But the most characterizing feature that distinguishes social speedsters from regular folks is their expressionless faces when browsing emotion-inducing posts. You'd expect laughter from funny memes or a "wtffff" from controversial/disgusting posts, but nope. Just a deadpan reaction.
Some scholars suggest that social speedsters are more often than not desensitized by all the content (noise) they consume, hence leading them to form an indifferent attitude. Ultimately, the dopamine-rewarding nature of social media is what drives the insanely rapid browsing.
The current largest demographic of social speedsters are: Gen Z, Millennials.
To see an example, attend any college (post-COVID obv). You will be able to witness social speedsters and their smartphone-wielding dexterity in the flesh. Heck, you may even be one!
by Obv troll is obvious December 26, 2020
Get the Social speedstermug. A woman who dominates the club scene and reigns supreme over all other club-goers. She's the girl who knows everyone, gets free drinks from the bartenders, and always has the best spot in the VIP section. She's got style for days and can dance like nobody's business.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard about the new girl in town who goes out clubbing every night?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Queen of Clubs? She's the one who runs the scene. She's got all the connections, gets free drinks, and always has a table waiting for her. And have you seen her moves on the dance floor? She's the real deal.
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Queen of Clubs? She's the one who runs the scene. She's got all the connections, gets free drinks, and always has a table waiting for her. And have you seen her moves on the dance floor? She's the real deal.
by Obv troll is obvious April 7, 2023
Get the Queen of Clubsmug. Those people who dedicate their spare time to make (upload) music, video games, how-to tutorials, educational resources, animations, memes, podcasts, copyright-free images, product reviews, graphic designs, porn, fanfiction, ASMR, food recipes, and other digital content. Without content creators, the world would be a dull place.
Sal: Hi I'm a content creator!
John: What's that?
Sal: It means I produce digital content! Content refers to any digital medium, whether that be audio, video, image, text, or a combination of them.
John: Oh cool!
John: What's that?
Sal: It means I produce digital content! Content refers to any digital medium, whether that be audio, video, image, text, or a combination of them.
John: Oh cool!
by Obv troll is obvious December 4, 2021
Get the Content creatormug. It's the E number for Monosodium Glutamate (aka MSG).
The furry imageboard with the same name most likely named itself E621 to address how 'tasty' their content is.
Funnily enough, there's a forum named E926 (the E number for bleach) that exists as an eye-bleach after one views the 'tasty' content of E621.
The furry imageboard with the same name most likely named itself E621 to address how 'tasty' their content is.
Funnily enough, there's a forum named E926 (the E number for bleach) that exists as an eye-bleach after one views the 'tasty' content of E621.
by Obv troll is obvious March 23, 2021
Get the E621mug. We all know what a(n internet) troll is. It's someone who intentionally says something offensive or controversial within a forum or comment thread, just to elicit a reaction.
Unfortunately nowadays this term is often abused as an "argument stopper", where somebody calls someone a troll just because his/her viewpoint does not align with theirs, or that they refuse to believe what they said was true. That is not unwarranted per se, especially if the person unironically said something so stupid or misguided (e.g. earth is flat), but even a person with a reasonable point or who is telling the truth could be labelled a troll.
Unfortunately nowadays this term is often abused as an "argument stopper", where somebody calls someone a troll just because his/her viewpoint does not align with theirs, or that they refuse to believe what they said was true. That is not unwarranted per se, especially if the person unironically said something so stupid or misguided (e.g. earth is flat), but even a person with a reasonable point or who is telling the truth could be labelled a troll.
Person 1: Pineapples on pizza is the best thing in the entire world!
Person 2: Please stop trolling, thanks.
Person 1: k
Person 3: OMG I just found a $100 bill on the ground!
Person 4: No you didn't, stop trolling for attention troll.
Person 3: Wha....
Person 2: Please stop trolling, thanks.
Person 1: k
Person 3: OMG I just found a $100 bill on the ground!
Person 4: No you didn't, stop trolling for attention troll.
Person 3: Wha....
by Obv troll is obvious March 17, 2021
Get the Trollmug.