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Boy toy

Contrary to most of the definitions here, Google dictionary defines this as "a young woman who offers herself as a sex object for young men."

This is the primary definition, the "guy who offers himself to women" is the second meaning.
Classmate 1: Look at Brandon's girl companions, he's such a boy toy

Classmate 2: Uh, don't you mean his girl companions are his boy toys?

Classmate 1: No, I mean he's a boy toy

Classmate 2: Okie then
by Obv troll is obvious October 6, 2020
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pouring the milk first

The wrong way to do it, if you pour milk first you're wrong because scientologists brainwashed you to think that.
babysitter: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna pour the milk first -
babysitter: *dialing 911 and the FBI* HELP ME!!! SOME DEMON CHILD IS POURING THE MILK FIRST!!!

*10 MINUTES LATER*
Feds: FBI open up!
babysitter: BEGONE EVIL MILK-FIRSTER!
by Obv troll is obvious January 18, 2021
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21

(Mostly applies to people who are 21 in 2020) The most boring age in one's lifetime. It's the age where nothing extraordinary happens, nor does anything lifechanging happen (both good or bad). Really, nothing happens during this moment in life.
*Me as a dad, 25 years later*
Me: Happy birthday son, can't believe you're 21 already!
Son: Thanks dad, I can finally purchase alcohol now hahahaha
Me: *chuckles* now don't get wasted okay?

Son: Hahaha, so dad what crazy stuff did you do when you were 21?
Me: Uhhhhhh..... don't remember, I don't think I really did anything to be honest... *internal sad noises*
by Obv troll is obvious December 11, 2020
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ear licking

Something that is mistakenly labelled as asmr when it should really be labeled as erotica.
Guy 1: Do you listen to asmr?
Guy 2: Yeah of course I listen to wet tongues dragging across a mic

Guy 1: No no I mean real asmr, aka whispering into a mic like a normal person
Guy 2: Oh okay, then no

ear licking
by Obv troll is obvious February 11, 2022
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Pogchamps

Let me give you the complete etymology of this compound slang word.

It is correct that the first part of this word, POG, refers to the abbreviation for "play of the game". {Source: Wikipedia}

And so hence, Pogchamps would technically (and was probably intended to) refer to someone who is so good at a game that they always get POG.

However, gradually, this term has cultivated a new meaning for members of the streaming website Twitch.tv.

Now, Pogchamps exists as a versatile Twitch emote used to convey something or someone that is awesome and cool.
The first part of this term, pog, is also commonly used as an adjective or interjection to convey feelings of shock, excitement, and delight.

There is also now a online Chess tournament called PogChamps.
Friend 1: Omg look at my new gaming PC my parents bought me!
Friend 2: Wow that's so pogchamps!

Friend 1: Hey guess what?
Friend 2: What??
Friend 1: I just hit over 10,000 subscribers on my YouTuber channel today!!
Friend 2: Dang you're a pogchamp!
by Obv troll is obvious October 30, 2020
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t-bagged

To have one's dead body spam crouched by another player in any video game, especially online FPS games. Most commonly seen as an act to establish dominance, but mostly people just do it for fun.
Player 1: Camping at their base
Player 2: sneaks up behind him, kills him with a knife, then t-bags him
Player 2: *over the mic* Get t-bagged dawg
by Obv troll is obvious January 2, 2021
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Sirius XM

Some worthless music streaming service also dubbed "radio" that caters mainly towards middle-aged conservative Americans (i.e. none of those reading this definition).

I've noticed that many companies like to give away free Sirius XM subscriptions in exchange for trying out their products/services. But unless you're into classic rock or sports, it's worth absolutely nothing for those that fall outside its main demographic. Don't even think about trying it. Just use Spotify or Tidal.
Friend 1: Hey I bought a PS5 and they gave me 3 months of Sirius XM for free, you want it?
Friend 2: Ew no, that's like Spotify but for boomers
by Obv troll is obvious March 9, 2024
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