Obv troll is obvious's definitions

app parkour

The swift act of switching from one app to another like some crazed madman on drugs. Often done to curb one's need to browse and check every single social media account (or news aggregator like Reddit) that they have.

The majority of Millennials and Gen Z have mastered the art of app parkour.

David Attenborough (narrator): In his natural habitat, the wild Gen Z is now engaging in his usual ritualistic behaviour that ecologists have now termed " app parkour ". Ecologists are still trying to find out the main reason behind this odd behavioural trait, and whether there is any evolutionary benefit to this adaption as opposed to checking one's smartphone only when necessary.

by Obv troll is obvious December 26, 2020

I reject your reality and substitute my own

"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.

Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.

by Obv troll is obvious April 8, 2023

E621

It's the E number for Monosodium Glutamate (aka MSG).

The furry imageboard with the same name most likely named itself E621 to address how 'tasty' their content is.

Funnily enough, there's a forum named E926 (the E number for bleach) that exists as an eye-bleach after one views the 'tasty' content of E621.

Person 1: E621 is love, E621 is life

Person 2: Ew, miss me with that furry shit

by Obv troll is obvious March 23, 2021

The troll effect

When somebody on the internet starts trolling in a comment thread, it often elicits more people to come and troll (for the lulz). The larger the "troll train", the more trolls it will attract. This is known as the troll effect.

User 1: Wow! It's so nice to see another rover on mars!
User 2 (in reply to User 1): Bet they didn't tell you that the footage was all recorded in a studio!!
User 3 (in reply to User 2): Shhhh!! Brainwashed people are sensitive to these truths. Careful with what you say ;)
User 4: This is obviously all fake. I call BS.
User 5: You guys really believe that this is real? lmao
User 6: Can you trolls just shut the fuck up? You're only amplifying the troll effect.

by Obv troll is obvious March 17, 2021

Content creator

Those people who dedicate their spare time to make (upload) music, video games, how-to tutorials, educational resources, animations, memes, podcasts, copyright-free images, product reviews, graphic designs, porn, fanfiction, ASMR, food recipes, and other digital content. Without content creators, the world would be a dull place.

Sal: Hi I'm a content creator!
John: What's that?
Sal: It means I produce digital content! Content refers to any digital medium, whether that be audio, video, image, text, or a combination of them.
John: Oh cool!

by Obv troll is obvious December 4, 2021

ear licking

Something that is mistakenly labelled as asmr when it should really be labeled as erotic asmr. People have the right to enjoy what they want, but this stuff really belongs on the hub or OF, not twitch nor youtube. Asmr is supposed to be wholesome, relaxing, and for all ages.....

Guy 1: do you listen to asmr?
Guy 2: yeah of course I listen to wet tongues dragging across a mic

Guy 1: no no I mean real asmr, aka whispering into a mic, not ear licking
Guy 2: oh okay, then no

by Obv troll is obvious February 11, 2022

mashed potatoes and gravy

It's a frickin side dish u sickos

Waiter: What would you like to have with your rotisserie chicken, sir?
Me: I'll have some mashed potatoes and gravy
Waiter: Perfect! I'll just take your menu and it'll be ready in around 15 minutes
Me: Thanks

by Obv troll is obvious November 26, 2020