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E-girl

What the devil created to keep men horny all the time.
Me: Ah, what a perfectly fine day! Time to do some spring cleaning!
Me a second later: *randomly opens tik Tok and sees a barely legal brunette twerking on camera*
Me: Oh no... must.. not.. resist..... fapping.....
*hand instantly grabs penis*
Me: ARGHHH!! CURSE YOU DEVIL AND YOUR E-GIRLS!!!!!!
by Obv troll is obvious March 18, 2021
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MANOVA

When somebody in ur stats course falls asleep, you yell "MANOVA!!!!!!!!" at them to signal to the entire class that someone has fallen asleep. More often than not, the person who fell asleep will wake up with this dazed half-awake look on their face, and then panic when they realize the entire class is staring at them.
When I noticed that Carl had collapsed onto his desk, I Immediately yelled "MANOVA !!!!!!!!" to alert both the students and the professor so that they are aware of the situation at hand.

After a few seconds, Carl wakes up with this dazed look on his face, rubs his eyes, and then realizes everybody is staring at him.
by Obv troll is obvious March 10, 2021
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๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘

An emoticon commonly used by people who have autism. So if you see someone using this unironically, they are probably autistic.
Me: Wow this song is just too good
Some 14 y/o: Omg ikr, best song ever ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘
Me: Oof, sorry to hear that you have autism.
by Obv troll is obvious February 12, 2021
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Cool math games

Cool math games is a flash game website whose clever URL makes the site immune to virtually every school's URL filter, and thus unblocked. Contrary to what most kids might believe, Cool math games is not a recent thing, it has been around since 1997. For the past 22 years, this site has provided both Millennials and Gen Z an escape from the boredom reality of school.

Some cool facts about coolmathgames:

1) The website is older than most of its users
2) Coolmathgames was listed as one of the 50 most important websites
3) They originally had a slogan, which was "where logic & thinking meets fun & games". It's a very clever slogan as technically all games require you to think.
4) During the 2020 coronavirus pandemic, Coolmathgames saw a drastic increase in popularity
When the teacher left for a quick pp break, all the third graders in the computer lab starting playing games on cool math games
by Obv troll is obvious March 8, 2021
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Birthing person

The best kinds of people in this world. If you're a birthing person, know that you're awesome!
Bertha is a birthing person who gave birth to another birthing person who in return gave birth to another birthing person who in return gave birth to another birthing person who in return gave birth to a non-birthing person who fucked yo mom!
by Obv troll is obvious December 18, 2022
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Taboola

A malignant cancer to all of mankind. Something that should perish from the face of the Earth. So far the only remedy for taboola are adblockers.
Guy 1: Hey bad news, I got Taboola
Guy 2: That's fucking sucks man
by Obv troll is obvious February 25, 2024
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bulk

The incorrect spelling of the word "bulk". Often done unknowingly.
Customer: Hi, what's the bluk price of these burger patties?
Business: Do you mean bulk?
by Obv troll is obvious March 19, 2021
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