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Corvette

An fast automobile (due to torque). Capaible of over-powering ANY import car that should try to take it on in a race (including skylines).
"The only way I can beat a Corvette in my integra is for it to be in park"
by Obsidian November 19, 2002
mugGet the Corvettemug.

Honda

A Japanesse Engineering company who happens to make cars. Often mistaken for the world' largest auto manufacturer (GM).
Aside from poorly built cars - honda also makes electric generators and outboard motors.
by Obsidian March 27, 2006
mugGet the Hondamug.

fucknads

A very annoying person. Used when no other insult comes to mind.
Get away from me, fucknad!
by obsidian March 22, 2004
mugGet the fucknadsmug.

RV

Short for remote viewing.
Basicly refers to the action of gaining information about a pre-targeted object, it being a person, place, thing or action. One of the ways to do RV is the Ganzfeld where all senses are supressed at their best in order for it be easy to the mind to focus on something outside of the body's reach.
The persons body is usualy "blocked" by some kind of barrier(ex: time, place) that doesnt allow him/her to gain information through any physical method (sight, touch). Thus RV being the act of gaining information of an object through a method diferent of the physical ones.

Also see: psi (_NOT_ pounds per square inch)
I just used RV to see what I'm having for dinner... I think I would rather have takeout.

Johny RV'd his friends room and found out that Billie was touching himself.
by obsidian January 18, 2005
mugGet the RVmug.

samid

King light $kin realist nigga in the game
KL$ (Samid) will fuck yo bitch
by Obsidian June 9, 2017
mugGet the samidmug.

Proon

Definition one (n.): Old woman's vagina.
Combination of Prune and pOON...yes I know, prune has a 'p' on its own..
Alternate spelling-Prune; Poon and pRUNE...yes I know, prune has a 'p' on its own..

Definition two (n.): Oversexed, or prune-like (like the fruit) pussy. (v.): To oversex, to make a pussy look prune-like.

Definition three (v.): To fuck an old woman, especially in the ass.
Example one: Old Woman
Damn, that's one fine ass proon.

Example two: Old Woman
Guy one: Dude, she's like sixty!
Guy two: Yeah, I have a thing for proon.

Example three: (n.) Oversexed; prune-like pussy.
Random Oversexed Woman: My pussy is sooooo pruned, I can cum on command!

Example four: (v.) To make pussy look prune-like.
Some Guy: I fucked her so hard for so long, that pussy will looked pruned for life.



Example three: Too fuck an old woman, especially in the ass.
Young Woman: You prooned her over prooning me!
Young Man: I'm sorry, yes I prooned her.
Young Woman: But, but...she's a proon!
Old Woman: I may be a proon, but I'm a proon that's getting prooned!
Young Woman: OMGTFBBQ!
by Obsidian April 23, 2005
mugGet the Proonmug.

Viper

A fast american automobile (due to torque). World renoun for it speed and all-out rice killing abilites but still cannot touch a Corvette Z06.
"Why can't i beat a Viper? I though my civic was fast enough!"
by Obsidian November 19, 2002
mugGet the Vipermug.

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