OLOL's definitions

marijuana addiction

Apparently, pot makes you brain dead as well.

Denial of it is a massive part of addiction, and as most definitions (in poor english, too) of it here are denying its addictive qualities, it appears most smokers are addicted.

Marijuana Addiction.

TL;DR: If you deny it, you're fucking retarded.

by olol May 21, 2009

makes you gay

Term applied to anyone androgynous, or anyone crossdressing.

Bridget makes you gay.

by OLOL April 14, 2007

blood pressure

What is raised when idiots post on UD, or anywhere on the internet.

Even 4chan.

"...And in other news, national blood pressure is up due to a series of tube-related problems."

75 percent of UD descriptions make my blood pressure increase.

by OLOL August 25, 2007

there are no women on the internet

Internet usage, usually brought up on forums, chat, IM, or IRC. This is used when a topic about women is brought up, whether one broke up with a woman, discussing feminists/feminazis, girlfriends, mothers, wives, people pretending to be women on chat/message boards, et cetera.

The term is coined in the fact that most people who use the internet are male.

The term as can be modified into "There are no women on the internets", "there are no women on the interweb", "there are no whimmen on the internet", and so on and so forth.

Wakalaka: Damn, my girlfriend broke up with me.
MrRaptor: You think you got problems? My wife wants to divorce
MrRaptor: Shes a feminazi
D0kt0r1337: Same here, my mum is divorcing my father
<HEADSHOT> Bridget: ha my firend said he was dating some chick on the internet. turned out to be a guy
RomZomCom: There are no women on the internet.
*everyone in the chat relay agrees*

by OLOL January 28, 2007

banstick whack

In message boards, when a person is banned, usually permabanned.

GNAA: OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Moderator: Don't make me banstick whack you.

by OLOL January 27, 2007