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harry potter

Overrated children's books.

Why anyone would STILL FUCKING READ THEM is beyond me.

There are other, more well-written books, but people instead read stupid books about a magical teenager, his two friends, and his life at Hogwarts.

YAWN. Harry Potter's the only book read by otherwise illiterate morons who couldn't comprehend a much better
Fangirl: OMG TEH NEW HARRY POTTER IS OUT!!11
Normal person: *looks on as Barnes and Noble is overrun by dyslexic idiots, reading Shakespeare* Morons.
by OLOL July 19, 2007
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microsoft

Company that everyone hates due to the aggorant asshole known as Steve Jobs.
Mac Nazis: WAH WAH FUCK MICROSOFT THEY SUCK WAH!
Linux Nazis: M$ is shit wah
Normal person: ...Why do I have to listen to you assholes?
by OLOL February 3, 2007
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marijuana addiction

Apparently, pot makes you brain dead as well.

Denial of it is a massive part of addiction, and as most definitions (in poor english, too) of it here are denying its addictive qualities, it appears most smokers are addicted.
Marijuana Addiction.

TL;DR: If you deny it, you're fucking retarded.
by olol May 21, 2009
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banstick whack

In message boards, when a person is banned, usually permabanned.
GNAA: OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Moderator: Don't make me banstick whack you.
by OLOL January 27, 2007
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there are no women on the internet

Internet usage, usually brought up on forums, chat, IM, or IRC. This is used when a topic about women is brought up, whether one broke up with a woman, discussing feminists/feminazis, girlfriends, mothers, wives, people pretending to be women on chat/message boards, et cetera.

The term is coined in the fact that most people who use the internet are male.

The term as can be modified into "There are no women on the internets", "there are no women on the interweb", "there are no whimmen on the internet", and so on and so forth.
Wakalaka: Damn, my girlfriend broke up with me.
MrRaptor: You think you got problems? My wife wants to divorce
MrRaptor: Shes a feminazi
D0kt0r1337: Same here, my mum is divorcing my father
<HEADSHOT> Bridget: ha my firend said he was dating some chick on the internet. turned out to be a guy
RomZomCom: There are no women on the internet.
*everyone in the chat relay agrees*
by OLOL January 28, 2007
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