OD Smith's definitions

Liberteenies

People who have been taken in by the hype surrounding Pete Doherty and every non-band he occasionally bothers to make uninspiring music with, when not busy making a twat out of himself at great length.

Liberteenies: The acolytes at the cult of Pete Doherty.
Liberteenies: The only people who don't point out that Pete Doherty doesn't even have the balls to overdose like a real rockstar.

by OD Smith June 4, 2007

nathan barley

Proof that even Chris Morris can write a pile of crap.

How did the genius behind The Day Today and Brass Eye come up with unwatchable catshite like Nathan Barley?

by OD Smith March 10, 2005

star wars

A film, and not a particularly good one - AND THAT'S IT!

Move on with your lives, stop discussing hidden meanings, and realise you've wasted your life.

Return of the Jedi wasn't as good as the first one.

The Phantom Menace wasn't as good as the first one.

Attack of the Clones wasn't as good as the first one.

Revenge of the Sith will be great!!!

by OD Smith February 16, 2005

the game

The latest in a long line of poseur rappers to fall off the burgeoning production line with generic gangsta cliches spilling from his mouth at every turn, who'd be nothing if he didn't have 50 Cent and Doctor Dre singing his praises (although the former decided to stop because he forgot to act all tough or something and complimented another rapper - fucking children that they are).

Doesn't get his name from watching WWE wrestling. Honest.

"I'm a white boy that wants to act tough, so I'll buy The Game's CD and only listen to How We Do on repeat play."

by OD Smith March 10, 2005

jimmy carr

Tosser that seems to present 72% of Channel 4's output, especially their 100 Greatest lists, but is about as funny as a case of cholera. He must have a damn good agent, though.

"I wonder who'll be presenting The 100 Greatest Nazi War Atrocities on Channel 4? Oh look, it's that wanker Jimmy Carr. Can't they afford somebody better or something?"

by OD Smith March 7, 2005

whine/11

An example of whenever George W Bush tries to push through another totalitarian policy onto the American people, citing 9/11 or the "terrorist threat" as the sole reason.

"We must fight these terrorist killers."
The Patriot Act.

by OD Smith March 14, 2005

homoeroticism

The cover to 50 Cent's "The Massacre" CD.

"My word, that Fiddy Scent looks all man in that unintentionally homoerotic picture."

by OD Smith March 30, 2005