Nutzen YerMouf's definitions

menstradump

The heavy flow of menstruation of a woman

Shandra sat on the toilet for over an hour menstradumping.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

poor man's cocaine

Crushed up Ritalin that one snorts up their nose like cocaine.

Eli couldn't afford coke, so he stole his brother's Ritalin. He crushed it up and made some poor man's cocaine.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

droopy tea bag

That act of being tea bagged by an old man.

Charlie was in his 90's, but he stilled like laying his testicles across his wife's face and giving her a droopy tea bag.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 4, 2018

Pale Putin

Named for Vladimir Putin. It is when a man ejaculates into a second person's vodka, and is consumed willingly by that person.

Donald and Vlad had to attend the party and could not leave. So Vlad ejaculated into a glass of vodka and gave Donald a Pale Putin.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017

Twitter Shit

When you are pooping while playing around on Twitter.

Jon had to go take a quick Twitter Shit before leaving the house to go to work in the morning.

by Nutzen YerMouf May 3, 2018

Dallas dustblow

A blowjob from a meth addict prostitute.

Ronnie just wanted to get his dick sucked. So he gave some tweaker whore $5 and a cigarette for a Dallas dustblow.

by Nutzen YerMouf March 4, 2018

yonisise

Vaginal exercising

Jane wanted to tighten her vagina up, so she bought some steel balls and decided to yonisise.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018