Nutzen YerMouf's definitions

scrum methodology

An agile methodology primarily used for software application development related projects where you talk more about what you are going to do and spend less time actually doing it.

"Do we really need to have these update meetings every 2 hours? You want to know what I did for the past two hours, I was in other meetings, just like the two hours prior. I haven't wrote jack shit for code, but I am really getting sick of hearing Brenda say, 'Can you see my screen now?'"
Project manager responds, "We practice Scrum methodology here. If you don't like it go to Diane's team, they use Crystal Methods"
Stoned application developer responds, "Crystal Meth? Where is Diane's team?"

by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018

scabby snatch

Female sexual organ afflicted with a sexual transmitted disease.

Eric was about to go down on Jessica when he noticed all of the blisters and scabs covering her vulva. He puked in his mouth a little and decided not to pull a herpes fuck on her, she had a scabby snatch and he didn't want to catch whatever it was she had.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

squirty-circus

Consists of a group of 3 or more people performing in a show for an audience, where one of the people serves as the ringmaster and the others the clowns or entertainers. The ringmaster must be suffering from diarrhea, often achieved through the use of a laxative. During the show the ringmaster will attempt to defecate on the faces of the other clowns, resulting in a hazy spray of diarrhea. Many of the clowns perform tricks, such as a trampoline or trapeze, while trying to avoid the fecal matter spray.

This was Rebecca's first time watching a squirty-circus. She had fun, and even got hit by some of the ringmasters fecal matter.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

Trump spawn

Numerous stupid children from the same father or same mother that sniff glue, giggle, and say 'libtard' a lot.

Donald's first kid was pretty stupid, like Chris Farley in "Black Sheep". When he spit out a couple more and they all were just as dumb as the first, it became a Trump spawn crisis.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 14, 2018

catharded

Cathartic retardation. Brain damage resulting from drug overdose are strike to the head.

"Where is Adam?"
"You didn't hear? He snorted a bunch of meth and is now in the hospital all catharded and shit."

by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018

Dallas dustblow

A blowjob from a meth addict prostitute.

Ronnie just wanted to get his dick sucked. So he gave some tweaker whore $5 and a cigarette for a Dallas dustblow.

by Nutzen YerMouf March 4, 2018

filifluster

Past tense: filiflustered
Verb: filiflustering

1. When members of congress get annoyed by the opposing side for filibustering their legislation

2. Annoyance when someone blocks you from progress

1. The Republicans were getting filiflustered at the Democrats for blocking their health care legislation

2. Jake cock-blocked Edward, filiflustering Edward in the process.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017