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boxerball

Verb: Boxerballing

When you lay in bed at night with your hands in your boxer shorts playing with your testicles.
Ronald lay in bed at night boxerballing while watching an episode of Ellen.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
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Pale Putin

Named for Vladimir Putin. It is when a man ejaculates into a second person's vodka, and is consumed willingly by that person.
Donald and Vlad had to attend the party and could not leave. So Vlad ejaculated into a glass of vodka and gave Donald a Pale Putin.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017
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menstradump

Shandra sat on the toilet for over an hour menstradumping.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
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Twitter Shit

When you are pooping while playing around on Twitter.
Jon had to go take a quick Twitter Shit before leaving the house to go to work in the morning.
by Nutzen YerMouf May 3, 2018
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Benjamin Einstein

What you would call a stupid person to make them feel better about themselves.
Albert said, "Yeah I told him he was a regular Benjamin Einstein. He got a big smile on his face and thanked me."
Thomas said laughing, "So did he really think gluing lube to his hand would allow him to masturbate anywhere?"
"Think it! He had already done it!"
"hahahaha"
by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018
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Buffalo Chocolate

When one consumes too many chicken wings and develops a case of explosive diarrhea. This often requires a change of pants and underwear as the afflicted cannot make it to the bathroom quick enough.
Edwards friend Jacob set him up on a blind date with Ashley. Ashley was hot, and apparently a bit of a whore. Edward knew he was getting lucky tonight. The evening went well, Edward gobbled down about two dozen Buffalo wings. Drank a little, chatted with Ashley. They couple danced a bit in the bar, he was sure he was getting lucky tonight. Then.... his stomach started aching.

"I have a feeling I am about to make some Buffalo Chocolate", Edward said to his date.

Then it happened, Edwards bowels exploded all over the inside of his pants. Liquid shit leaked out of his pant legs and on to the floor.

"Gross!" Ashley said.
Edward, did not get laid that night.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017
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telenasus

Origin: Latin nasus, nose

adjective: telenasic

The psychic ability to smell something without being physically present to smell it.
1) Frank had the telenasus ability. He could watch a porn on his computer, focus intently on the woman's vagina, and use his telenasic ability to smell the vagina. He loved it most of the time, but sometimes the woman in the porn was not so fresh smelling or he would catch a whiff of penis or anus.

2) Johnny hated having telenasus. Someone on the other side of his office could fart and he would be able to smell it. When watched TV he has to put nose plugs because whenever the actors would be in an area that stank, Johnny could smell it. Every dumpster, every rank body that hadn't showered and spent all day under hot lights, all of it. He knows which actors don't brush their teeth and which ones need to wash their balls more. It was a curse.
by Nutzen YerMouf May 10, 2018
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