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Definitions by Nutzen YerMouf

The real problem with America

It's the people.

Banning guns won't solve the problem, only cherry picked evidence supports this.
Giving all citizens guns won't solve the problem, only cherry picked evidence supports this.
Putting armed guards in schools, arming teachers, gun restrictions or prohibitions, school lock-downs, won't solve this.

These all are reactions to the problem, they do not solve the core problem.

The problem is the American people. Everyone is so concerned with what we can do after the fact, that no one cares to look in to why we have a relatively large population that wants to go in to schools and shoot them up.
Another school shooting, more politicians screaming about more guns, less guns, gun restrictions on psychopaths... The real problem with America is the people.

girther movement 

After President Donald J. Trump's first annual physical as President of the United States the Physician announced that Donald Trump's weight was 239 pounds. The girther movement was born out of disbelief that his stated weight was so low and people believed that there was a cover-up hiding his real weight. If he was hiding his real weight, it was likely the other results were also questionable; specifically his mental state.
The White House Physician announced that Trump weighed 239 pounds, and the girther movement was born.

executive time

A time in the morning before going to work when one is pooping while debating on Twitter, Facebook, or some other social media. It may also include watching videos or playing games on your cell phone.

Similar to "Twitter Shit."
1) The president enjoyed executive time so much that he often didn't make it to work until 11:00 AM.

2) My boss yelled at me for being late to work. I replied to his complaints, "I have to get executive time in or the day will just be a waste."

Twitter Shit

When you are pooping while playing around on Twitter.
Jon had to go take a quick Twitter Shit before leaving the house to go to work in the morning.
An affliction caused by poor hygiene, where the anal and rectal areas become inflamed and itchy.
" I forgot to whipe my ass after shitting today, now I have the analitch. Nothing worse than going to itch something and getting shit under your fingernails."
analitch by Nutzen YerMouf March 15, 2018

cat poop pussy 

When a woman lives in a house with a lot of cats and the cat litter boxes never get cleaned, permeating the air with the smell of cat shit, it causes the vagina and vulva to absorb the cat poop smell.
My friend stuck his fingers in my face when we were at the store
"Ugh!" I gasped, "What the fuck is that?"
"It's Melissa's vagina, I was fingering her."
"Damn, all those cats she has gave her cat poop pussy."

first lady of the United States 

A woman who watches while her husband has sex with interns and porn stars.
Donald said, "I want to be president some day."
Ivanka replied, "I want to be your first lady of the United States Daddy"
Donald answered, "That would illegal, but you can watch me bang interns and porn stars too."