Nutzen YerMouf's definitions

fuck this job

What everyone should say when they quit their job.

"Fuck this job, I quit!"

by Nutzen YerMouf March 12, 2018

air pinkie

After one inserts their pinkie finger into the rectum of their sexual partner and has to hold their pinkie out to avoid getting fecal matter on their other digits or themselves while finishing sexual intercourse.

Frank gave Cindy the old two in the pink one in the sink and had to air pinkie it while they finished having sex. He then scrubbed his finger with bleach.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 14, 2018

muddy deudrop

The liquefied diarrhea excrement that rolls out of your pant leg when you walk and defecate at the same time. Usually the expectation is that the excrement will be a solid and they can perform a stealth deudrop, but are often surprised when the feces is liquefied.

Fred was walking behind Martin when he noticed Martin's pant leg turn born and wet. Martin then ran to the nearest bathroom. Jon walked up as Martin ran away and asked what was wrong. Fred replied, "I think he tried to deudrop, but it was a muddy deudrop. Poor guy. hahahaha, ahhhh it stinks."

by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017

agile methodology

No one has a clue what this means. Companies use the term to make themselves look organized and modern, employees use it because companies do. Many companies who claim to use agile actually use the waterfall approach and do not know the difference.

Interviewer asked, "Have you ever used the agile methodology?"
Job candidate replied, "Yes of course."
Interviewer responds, "Good! I think I have all I need."

-------------10 minutes later------------------------
Interviewer speaking to co-worker, "He actually knows what agile methodology is! We need to hire him!"
co-worker responded, "What the fuck is agile?"
"I don't have a fucking clue so we need this guy"

by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018

dick 'er bun

Redneck way of saying "have anal sex with her".

"I don't know Billy Bob," Cletus said, "but lately mine and the ol' ladies sex life hasn't been so good."
"dick 'er bun!" Billy Bob exclaimed.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

junior-trumphair

A style of hair where the hair is slicked back and greasy looking. Often worn by douchedicks while they are on national television railing against fake news.

His junior-trumphair made him look ridiculous.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

tickanaled

When you tickle someone but accidentally stick your finger in their anus

Billy was tickling Tommy and tickanaled him. Billy kind of laughed, but Tommy felt violated. The rest of us are wondering why they were tickling each other naked.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 8, 2017