Nutzen YerMouf's definitions

Bitcoin

Imaginary and non-existent pseudo-currency that is worthless on its own until you can convince some douche bag to buy it from you and trade it for actual currency or goods. Can be defeated by an electrical outage, hard drive failure, or just a low volume of other people trading their Bitcoins at the same time.

Randy said, "I went to buy coffee with my Bitcoins the other day and it took three hours for the transaction to be approved. I was late for work because of that and the coffee was fucking cold."
Adam replied, "I kept my Bitcoins on my phone. I bought them at $18,000 a piece thinking I could make real money with it but the price keeps tanking and going all over the place.... then someone stole my fucking phone."
Jake laughed, "hahaha, can I loan you a few dollars?"

by Nutzen YerMouf March 7, 2018

meatloaf bukkake

A sexual activity where several people defecate on another person

Karen loved being pooped on. She loved the smell and the way it felt sticking to her naked body. So when Adam suggested he invite his friends over to give her a meatloaf bukkake she was very enthusiastic about the idea. Unfortunately, one of the assholes ate a lot of habanero peppers and his shit burned Karen's skin, splashed in her eyes causing extreme pain, and now she has pink eye.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018

trout cream

Seminal fluid

"I was raw dogging becky yesterday"
Jason replied, "You fill her full of trout cream"
"Fuck yeah I did!"
Jason answered, "You know she stopped taking her birth control, right?"
"FUCK! Are you kidding?"

by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

poor man's cocaine

Crushed up Ritalin that one snorts up their nose like cocaine.

Eli couldn't afford coke, so he stole his brother's Ritalin. He crushed it up and made some poor man's cocaine.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

Twitter Shit

When you are pooping while playing around on Twitter.

Jon had to go take a quick Twitter Shit before leaving the house to go to work in the morning.

by Nutzen YerMouf May 3, 2018

whore shit

absurd or ridiculous. Horseshit.

That's whore shit and you know it.

by Nutzen YerMouf March 7, 2018

boxerball

Verb: Boxerballing

When you lay in bed at night with your hands in your boxer shorts playing with your testicles.

Ronald lay in bed at night boxerballing while watching an episode of Ellen.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017