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poor man's cocaine

Crushed up Ritalin that one snorts up their nose like cocaine.
Eli couldn't afford coke, so he stole his brother's Ritalin. He crushed it up and made some poor man's cocaine.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018
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immidouche

A simple minded person that insists that all people in the United States except the indigenous population are immigrants. Such a philosophy ignores the fact that the ancestors of the indigenous population also migrated here, and the word immigrant literally does not apply to those born in the location where they live.
Some immidouche on Urban Dictionary defined immigrant as "What every inhabitant of the USA is, except the Native Americans." Clearly this fucker doesn't know what immigrant means or where the indigenous population of the United States came from.

It is hard to be a defender of immigration to our country when many of its defenders are immidouches making up bull shit feel good statements that show their lack of knowledge. Please stop the contrived platitudes and argue your position using facts instead of inaccurate bullshit.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 3, 2018
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squattel

The act of squatting to defecate when a proper toilet is not available
Jon ran behind the tree to squattel because no toilet was nearby.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
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Pale Putin

Named for Vladimir Putin. It is when a man ejaculates into a second person's vodka, and is consumed willingly by that person.
Donald and Vlad had to attend the party and could not leave. So Vlad ejaculated into a glass of vodka and gave Donald a Pale Putin.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017
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Twitter Shit

When you are pooping while playing around on Twitter.
Jon had to go take a quick Twitter Shit before leaving the house to go to work in the morning.
by Nutzen YerMouf May 3, 2018
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whore shit

That's whore shit and you know it.
by Nutzen YerMouf March 7, 2018
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boxerball

Verb: Boxerballing

When you lay in bed at night with your hands in your boxer shorts playing with your testicles.
Ronald lay in bed at night boxerballing while watching an episode of Ellen.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
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