Nutzen YerMouf's definitions

Dallas dustblow

A blowjob from a meth addict prostitute.

Ronnie just wanted to get his dick sucked. So he gave some tweaker whore $5 and a cigarette for a Dallas dustblow.

by Nutzen YerMouf March 4, 2018

pop-tart poop

When you are feeling fine then suddenly you feel the urge to poop NOW! The poop pops out of nowhere, often leaving your friends, family, or coworkers wondering why you are running to the bathroom as quick as you can. Most cases of pop-tart poop ends with barely making it to the toilet with shitting while you are pulling your pants down. Some of the worst cases end with embarrassingly hiding your underwear from your wife in the washer, and a few people wondering why the odd brown stain on the ground in the hallway.

Dan was in a meeting going over 4th quarter financials with his boss and several coworkers. Suddenly his eyes got really big and he ran out of the meeting as quick as he could. When he came back, his boss asked what was wrong.

Dan said, "A case of the pop-tart poops, I was afraid I would shit my pants."

His boss answered, "I hate it when that happens."

by Nutzen YerMouf January 12, 2018

Trump spawn

Numerous stupid children from the same father or same mother that sniff glue, giggle, and say 'libtard' a lot.

Donald's first kid was pretty stupid, like Chris Farley in "Black Sheep". When he spit out a couple more and they all were just as dumb as the first, it became a Trump spawn crisis.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 14, 2018

scabby snatch

Female sexual organ afflicted with a sexual transmitted disease.

Eric was about to go down on Jessica when he noticed all of the blisters and scabs covering her vulva. He puked in his mouth a little and decided not to pull a herpes fuck on her, she had a scabby snatch and he didn't want to catch whatever it was she had.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

filifluster

Past tense: filiflustered
Verb: filiflustering

1. When members of congress get annoyed by the opposing side for filibustering their legislation

2. Annoyance when someone blocks you from progress

1. The Republicans were getting filiflustered at the Democrats for blocking their health care legislation

2. Jake cock-blocked Edward, filiflustering Edward in the process.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

fireshits

The extremely painful defecation that occurs in some people after a large consumption of spicy foods.

Jonathon ate several habenero peppers and some ghost peppers. A few hours later he was howling in pain as the liquefied fireshits squirted out of his body.

by Nutzen YerMouf March 7, 2018

hungry shits

When you are overstuffed and overfull from a big meal, then take such an epic shit that you feel 10 pounds lighter and hungry.

Rebecca ate three servings of her favorite dinner and felt she had overeaten, but it was so good it was worth it. Her stomach was bursting with fullness. She had to poop too. She made her way slowly to the bathroom and sat down, and the shit just came and came. It felt like a five foot long turd. It wrapped so many times around the toilet bowl that the end of it was laying on the seat. When she was finally down, she felt good. She felt like she lost some weight. She was also craving more of that dinner. Rebecca had a case of the hungry shits.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018