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Origin: Latin nasus, nose
adjective: telenasic
The psychic ability to smell something without being physically present to smell it.
adjective: telenasic
The psychic ability to smell something without being physically present to smell it.
1) Frank had the telenasus ability. He could watch a porn on his computer, focus intently on the woman's vagina, and use his telenasic ability to smell the vagina. He loved it most of the time, but sometimes the woman in the porn was not so fresh smelling or he would catch a whiff of penis or anus.
2) Johnny hated having telenasus. Someone on the other side of his office could fart and he would be able to smell it. When watched TV he has to put nose plugs because whenever the actors would be in an area that stank, Johnny could smell it. Every dumpster, every rank body that hadn't showered and spent all day under hot lights, all of it. He knows which actors don't brush their teeth and which ones need to wash their balls more. It was a curse.
2) Johnny hated having telenasus. Someone on the other side of his office could fart and he would be able to smell it. When watched TV he has to put nose plugs because whenever the actors would be in an area that stank, Johnny could smell it. Every dumpster, every rank body that hadn't showered and spent all day under hot lights, all of it. He knows which actors don't brush their teeth and which ones need to wash their balls more. It was a curse.
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Edwards friend Jacob set him up on a blind date with Ashley. Ashley was hot, and apparently a bit of a whore. Edward knew he was getting lucky tonight. The evening went well, Edward gobbled down about two dozen Buffalo wings. Drank a little, chatted with Ashley. They couple danced a bit in the bar, he was sure he was getting lucky tonight. Then.... his stomach started aching.
"I have a feeling I am about to make some Buffalo Chocolate", Edward said to his date.
Then it happened, Edwards bowels exploded all over the inside of his pants. Liquid shit leaked out of his pant legs and on to the floor.
"Gross!" Ashley said.
Edward, did not get laid that night.
"I have a feeling I am about to make some Buffalo Chocolate", Edward said to his date.
Then it happened, Edwards bowels exploded all over the inside of his pants. Liquid shit leaked out of his pant legs and on to the floor.
"Gross!" Ashley said.
Edward, did not get laid that night.
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Despite medical advice, Beth believed her yoni needed cleansing. So she went to an alternative clinic to get a clam cooking. Beth is an idiot.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018
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Many adherents of these beliefs claim to trust science, but cherry-pick what they call science. They often refer to others as "sheeple" and insist that others need to "wake-up" because they did their "research" ("research" is code for googling until you found something that matches your beliefs).
Many adherents of these beliefs claim to trust science, but cherry-pick what they call science. They often refer to others as "sheeple" and insist that others need to "wake-up" because they did their "research" ("research" is code for googling until you found something that matches your beliefs).
Jill's child got autism, but she did not vaccinate because she believed in anti-vax lornge. She was not sure what to blame, so she did her "research" and on the third page, found an article by natural douchebag news blaming GMO's. "It must be the chemicals, she thought"
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"You didn't hear? He snorted a bunch of meth and is now in the hospital all catharded and shit."
"You didn't hear? He snorted a bunch of meth and is now in the hospital all catharded and shit."
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Tom was looking at porn on his computer trying to masturbate over busty MILFS, but where his erection should be was only a shouldwood.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
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They often live in small villages and greet outsiders with suspicion. Outsiders are blamed for most of the crime, even when its revealed that a crime was perpetrated by one of their relatives.
They all share common ancestors, and usually survive to the next generation by breeding with 2nd or 3rd cousins. They rarely leave the area, but many take the leap and move to the big city of either Watertown, Canton, or Massena.
Due to the lack of anything entertaining in the area, they entertain themselves by gossipping about each other, making bathtub meth, and camping in the woods. Gossip was historically discussed in local bars, of which they have plenty, or at family gatherings at their camps. Since highspeed Internet came to the area in 2012, the gossipping has moved online to topix sites. Locals will now discuss the whores on Maple street, the new stop sign next to the perverts house, and who is having intercourse with each other in public Internet forums for anyone to view (seriously, look it up).
There are no jobs in the area and it is a complete mystery how people survive, especially with 9 months of -20 degree weather.
Local attractions include the thousand islands, yardsales, rivers that have septic tanks draining directly into them, and an occasional black person.
They often live in small villages and greet outsiders with suspicion. Outsiders are blamed for most of the crime, even when its revealed that a crime was perpetrated by one of their relatives.
They all share common ancestors, and usually survive to the next generation by breeding with 2nd or 3rd cousins. They rarely leave the area, but many take the leap and move to the big city of either Watertown, Canton, or Massena.
Due to the lack of anything entertaining in the area, they entertain themselves by gossipping about each other, making bathtub meth, and camping in the woods. Gossip was historically discussed in local bars, of which they have plenty, or at family gatherings at their camps. Since highspeed Internet came to the area in 2012, the gossipping has moved online to topix sites. Locals will now discuss the whores on Maple street, the new stop sign next to the perverts house, and who is having intercourse with each other in public Internet forums for anyone to view (seriously, look it up).
There are no jobs in the area and it is a complete mystery how people survive, especially with 9 months of -20 degree weather.
Local attractions include the thousand islands, yardsales, rivers that have septic tanks draining directly into them, and an occasional black person.
Jared went on vacation with his family to Cranberry Lake in the Adirondacks. While there, many of the Adirondack Mountain People greeeted him by calling him an outsider and told him to go back where he came from.
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