Nutzen YerMouf's definitions

dick 'er bun

Redneck way of saying "have anal sex with her".

"I don't know Billy Bob," Cletus said, "but lately mine and the ol' ladies sex life hasn't been so good."
"dick 'er bun!" Billy Bob exclaimed.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

agile methodology

No one has a clue what this means. Companies use the term to make themselves look organized and modern, employees use it because companies do. Many companies who claim to use agile actually use the waterfall approach and do not know the difference.

Interviewer asked, "Have you ever used the agile methodology?"
Job candidate replied, "Yes of course."
Interviewer responds, "Good! I think I have all I need."

-------------10 minutes later------------------------
Interviewer speaking to co-worker, "He actually knows what agile methodology is! We need to hire him!"
co-worker responded, "What the fuck is agile?"
"I don't have a fucking clue so we need this guy"

by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018

Alabama pork pie

A sexual act involving brothers or cousins of a girl taking tuns having intercourse with her.

Three brothers watched their sister jump into the pond behind their house in her bathing suit.
The oldest brother, Jim-Bob, licked his lips and said, "Mmmm Mmmmm, we're gonna get some Alabama pork pie tonight."

by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018

republikkklan

The political wing of the Klu Klux Klan. They pride themselves on creating laws that hurt women, calling neo-nazi's and white supremacists "Good People", secretly wearing bed sheets out at night, and pointing to the one black person they could convince to join them and saying, "See, we're not racist"

In 2016 the Republikkklan's got Donald Trump elected president.

by Nutzen YerMouf January 12, 2018

ball milking

Stroking of the penis for the purpose of getting semen out.

Jane loved the taste of semen. So when Roland came over later that night, she placed the tip of his big black cock on her lips and began ball milking him. Nothing like drinking straight from the udder.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

vagibag

Using the vagina as a storage location, much like a purse or bag.

Cassandra kept her phone in her vagibag.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

girther movement

After President Donald J. Trump's first annual physical as President of the United States the Physician announced that Donald Trump's weight was 239 pounds. The girther movement was born out of disbelief that his stated weight was so low and people believed that there was a cover-up hiding his real weight. If he was hiding his real weight, it was likely the other results were also questionable; specifically his mental state.

The White House Physician announced that Trump weighed 239 pounds, and the girther movement was born.

by Nutzen YerMouf May 3, 2018