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shouldwood

When subjected to something that should give a male an erection, but does not. Not true erectile dysfunction as it can occur in young and fully functioning men. Often associated with a time when a male wants to masturbate, but cannot gain erection.
Tom was looking at porn on his computer trying to masturbate over busty MILFS, but where his erection should be was only a shouldwood.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
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junior-trumphair

A style of hair where the hair is slicked back and greasy looking. Often worn by douchedicks while they are on national television railing against fake news.
His junior-trumphair made him look ridiculous.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
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plastisnatch

Plural: plastisnatches

A woman who has undergone an excessive amount of plastic surgery
Elizabeth left her plastic surgeons office after getting her nose job. It was her 5th plastic surgery this year and she was starting to look like a plastisnatch.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
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dirty-nosefist

The act of inserting one's nose into the anal cavity of another person
Jonathon dirty-nosefisted Rebecca and she seemed to like it.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
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squirty-circus

Consists of a group of 3 or more people performing in a show for an audience, where one of the people serves as the ringmaster and the others the clowns or entertainers. The ringmaster must be suffering from diarrhea, often achieved through the use of a laxative. During the show the ringmaster will attempt to defecate on the faces of the other clowns, resulting in a hazy spray of diarrhea. Many of the clowns perform tricks, such as a trampoline or trapeze, while trying to avoid the fecal matter spray.
This was Rebecca's first time watching a squirty-circus. She had fun, and even got hit by some of the ringmasters fecal matter.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
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menstradump

Shandra sat on the toilet for over an hour menstradumping.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
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frosted lawn

The act of ejaculating on the pubic hairs of another person
When Tom was about ready to ejaculate, he pulled out and gave Samantha a frosted lawn.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
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