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After one inserts their pinkie finger into the rectum of their sexual partner and has to hold their pinkie out to avoid getting fecal matter on their other digits or themselves while finishing sexual intercourse.
Frank gave Cindy the old two in the pink one in the sink and had to air pinkie it while they finished having sex. He then scrubbed his finger with bleach.
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Fred was walking behind Martin when he noticed Martin's pant leg turn born and wet. Martin then ran to the nearest bathroom. Jon walked up as Martin ran away and asked what was wrong. Fred replied, "I think he tried to deudrop, but it was a muddy deudrop. Poor guy. hahahaha, ahhhh it stinks."
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Get the muddy deudrop mug.Elizabeth left her plastic surgeons office after getting her nose job. It was her 5th plastic surgery this year and she was starting to look like a plastisnatch.
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I spinked of last night while in the bathroom
I am spinking of you right now
I spinked of last night while in the bathroom
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Get the Spink mug.1) When one ejaculates or masturbates and wipes the resulting seminal fluid on the upper lip of another person in the shape of a mustache.
2) A streak of semen on one's upper lip.
2) A streak of semen on one's upper lip.
Brian was the first to fall asleep at the party. His best friend Adam decided he would give Brian a Pearly Sanchez. So Adam vigorously masturbated, then took his handful of semen and wiped it over Brian's upper lip. When Brian woke up in the morning he had a crusty mustache and complained about the smell of semen.
John masturbated in the school bathroom catching the semen in his hand. He went out in to the hall and caught up with his buddy Fred. John got the semen on his pointer finger and quickly wiped it across Fred's upper lip and yelled, "Pearly Sanchez" at him. John got suspended from school and is facing prosecution. Fred got herpes.
Frank liked the smell of his semen. So most days before work he would masturbate and give himself a Pearly Sanchez.
John masturbated in the school bathroom catching the semen in his hand. He went out in to the hall and caught up with his buddy Fred. John got the semen on his pointer finger and quickly wiped it across Fred's upper lip and yelled, "Pearly Sanchez" at him. John got suspended from school and is facing prosecution. Fred got herpes.
Frank liked the smell of his semen. So most days before work he would masturbate and give himself a Pearly Sanchez.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 2, 2018
Get the Pearly Sanchez mug.1. The non-study and non-research of current news and declaring it fake if it disagrees with your world view.
2. The practice of not verifying claims that agree with your worldview and passing it off as proof that your worldview is correct.
3. Pseudologist - a person who makes a living, or a profession out of pseudology.
2. The practice of not verifying claims that agree with your worldview and passing it off as proof that your worldview is correct.
3. Pseudologist - a person who makes a living, or a profession out of pseudology.
1. The easily verifible news contradicted Donald's worldview, so he declared that it was fake. Donald has practiced pseudology.
2. Claims were made that an Oregon white supremacist was a Bernie Sanders supporter because of quotes found on a Twitter page bearing the white supremacist's name. Instead of spending 10 minutes looking this up, Jethro used this as proof that liberals were violent. Had he verified the claim, he would have discovered that the Oregon white supremacist shared a name with someone who was indeed a Sanders supporter, and the actual white supremacist supported the same candidate as Jethro. This is an example of pseudology.
3. Alex is working to cause mistrust in easily verifiable events; even declaring in a court of law that his activities and claims were made up. Alex has made a career out of this and he has become a pseudologist.
2. Claims were made that an Oregon white supremacist was a Bernie Sanders supporter because of quotes found on a Twitter page bearing the white supremacist's name. Instead of spending 10 minutes looking this up, Jethro used this as proof that liberals were violent. Had he verified the claim, he would have discovered that the Oregon white supremacist shared a name with someone who was indeed a Sanders supporter, and the actual white supremacist supported the same candidate as Jethro. This is an example of pseudology.
3. Alex is working to cause mistrust in easily verifiable events; even declaring in a court of law that his activities and claims were made up. Alex has made a career out of this and he has become a pseudologist.
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