Nutzen YerMouf's definitions

squattel

The act of squatting to defecate when a proper toilet is not available

Jon ran behind the tree to squattel because no toilet was nearby.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

menstradump

The heavy flow of menstruation of a woman

Shandra sat on the toilet for over an hour menstradumping.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

trout cream

Seminal fluid

"I was raw dogging becky yesterday"
Jason replied, "You fill her full of trout cream"
"Fuck yeah I did!"
Jason answered, "You know she stopped taking her birth control, right?"
"FUCK! Are you kidding?"

by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

meatloaf bukkake

A sexual activity where several people defecate on another person

Karen loved being pooped on. She loved the smell and the way it felt sticking to her naked body. So when Adam suggested he invite his friends over to give her a meatloaf bukkake she was very enthusiastic about the idea. Unfortunately, one of the assholes ate a lot of habanero peppers and his shit burned Karen's skin, splashed in her eyes causing extreme pain, and now she has pink eye.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018

blosquirt

The act of performing fellatio on a person afflicted with diarrhea.

Jesse asked, "So she gave you a blumpkin?"
Adam answered, "Blumpkin, no. I was full on liquid shit, it was a blosquirt."
Jesse replied, "She is a nasty bitch."
Adam stated, "She got some on her chin, that stuff was spraying out all pressurized. From both my dick and my ass. A regular squirt and spurt."

by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

curry balls

The testicles of an Indian man.

Ramkesh draped his curry balls over Deepali's face, giving her what Americans call a tea bag. He moaned with pleasure as she sucked on his testicles.

by Nutzen YerMouf May 7, 2018

ex-ual intercourse

Sexual intercourse with your ex-wife,ex-husband, ex-boyfriend, or ex-girlfriend

Jane was hoping to run in to her ex-boyfriend at the party tonight. She was in need of a little bit of ex-ual intercourse.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018