Nutzen YerMouf's definitions

yonisise

Vaginal exercising

Jane wanted to tighten her vagina up, so she bought some steel balls and decided to yonisise.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018

greasy cheeks

When the crack of one's ass gets coated in wet fart residue or one fails to clean well after taking a shit.

Fat Rhonda said, "oooo my checks are sliding well today. I am not getting that chafing any more."
Aaron responded, "Yeah, I can smell your greasy cheeks from here. Go take a shower Rhonda."

by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018

Mister Oklahoma

Euphemism for a female masturbating.

It is derived from the shape of the American state of Oklahoma and its resemblance to a hand with a protruding finger that can be used to stimulate the vaginal cavity.

"Well, Johnny canceled our date to go take care of his sick mom," Elizabeth complained.
"That asshole!" her friend Jayden exclaimed.
"I was fucking horny too," Elizabeth replied.
"You can always take Mister Oklahoma out tonight."

by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

cheetocum

Orange powdery substance that gets all over your fingers after eating a Cheeto

Lick that cheetocum off of your fingers

by Nutzen YerMouf May 10, 2018

Alabama pork pie

A sexual act involving brothers or cousins of a girl taking tuns having intercourse with her.

Three brothers watched their sister jump into the pond behind their house in her bathing suit.
The oldest brother, Jim-Bob, licked his lips and said, "Mmmm Mmmmm, we're gonna get some Alabama pork pie tonight."

by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018

ball milking

Stroking of the penis for the purpose of getting semen out.

Jane loved the taste of semen. So when Roland came over later that night, she placed the tip of his big black cock on her lips and began ball milking him. Nothing like drinking straight from the udder.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

republikkklan

The political wing of the Klu Klux Klan. They pride themselves on creating laws that hurt women, calling neo-nazi's and white supremacists "Good People", secretly wearing bed sheets out at night, and pointing to the one black person they could convince to join them and saying, "See, we're not racist"

In 2016 the Republikkklan's got Donald Trump elected president.

by Nutzen YerMouf January 12, 2018