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When subjected to something that should give a male an erection, but does not. Not true erectile dysfunction as it can occur in young and fully functioning men. Often associated with a time when a male wants to masturbate, but cannot gain erection.
Tom was looking at porn on his computer trying to masturbate over busty MILFS, but where his erection should be was only a shouldwood.
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Get the dirty-nosefist mug.Consists of a group of 3 or more people performing in a show for an audience, where one of the people serves as the ringmaster and the others the clowns or entertainers. The ringmaster must be suffering from diarrhea, often achieved through the use of a laxative. During the show the ringmaster will attempt to defecate on the faces of the other clowns, resulting in a hazy spray of diarrhea. Many of the clowns perform tricks, such as a trampoline or trapeze, while trying to avoid the fecal matter spray.
This was Rebecca's first time watching a squirty-circus. She had fun, and even got hit by some of the ringmasters fecal matter.
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