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greasy cheeks

When the crack of one's ass gets coated in wet fart residue or one fails to clean well after taking a shit.
Fat Rhonda said, "oooo my checks are sliding well today. I am not getting that chafing any more."
Aaron responded, "Yeah, I can smell your greasy cheeks from here. Go take a shower Rhonda."
by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018
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cheetocum

Orange powdery substance that gets all over your fingers after eating a Cheeto
Lick that cheetocum off of your fingers
by Nutzen YerMouf May 10, 2018
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adirondack mountain people

A single family comprised of all the people who live in the Adirondacks of Northern New York State.

They often live in small villages and greet outsiders with suspicion. Outsiders are blamed for most of the crime, even when its revealed that a crime was perpetrated by one of their relatives.

They all share common ancestors, and usually survive to the next generation by breeding with 2nd or 3rd cousins. They rarely leave the area, but many take the leap and move to the big city of either Watertown, Canton, or Massena.

Due to the lack of anything entertaining in the area, they entertain themselves by gossipping about each other, making bathtub meth, and camping in the woods. Gossip was historically discussed in local bars, of which they have plenty, or at family gatherings at their camps. Since highspeed Internet came to the area in 2012, the gossipping has moved online to topix sites. Locals will now discuss the whores on Maple street, the new stop sign next to the perverts house, and who is having intercourse with each other in public Internet forums for anyone to view (seriously, look it up).

There are no jobs in the area and it is a complete mystery how people survive, especially with 9 months of -20 degree weather.

Local attractions include the thousand islands, yardsales, rivers that have septic tanks draining directly into them, and an occasional black person.
Jared went on vacation with his family to Cranberry Lake in the Adirondacks. While there, many of the Adirondack Mountain People greeeted him by calling him an outsider and told him to go back where he came from.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017
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releasing the demons

Furious masturbation from pent up sexual frustration.
Aiden hadn't been laid in three years. He was too busy playing WOW to find a girlfriend. So when a female avatar in the game got half naked and danced, he began releasing the demons. Now his keyboard suffers from stickeys.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018
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shouldwood

When subjected to something that should give a male an erection, but does not. Not true erectile dysfunction as it can occur in young and fully functioning men. Often associated with a time when a male wants to masturbate, but cannot gain erection.
Tom was looking at porn on his computer trying to masturbate over busty MILFS, but where his erection should be was only a shouldwood.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
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sexrot

When a sexual transmitted disease causes the sexual organs to rot
Jamie caught syphilis from Sophia, now he has sexrot and has to pee through a tube.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018
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plug and blame

When you take a shit and plug the toilet, then come out and state, "Somebody plugged the toilet."
John had to poop real bad while he was at work. He ran to the office restroom and let it go. It was such a relief to let it all out, it gave him a case of the hungry shits. It also packed the toilet. When John went to flush, it didn't go down. John was in a dilemma, so he snuck out of the toilet real quick and ran to find the janitor. "Hey, Ed," John said to the janitor, "somebody plugged the toilet."
Ed replied, "Are you trying to plug and blame again? You did that 3 times this week. You think I don't realize 'somebody always plugs the toilet' just when you happen to need it? Asshole. Do us a favor and shit at home."
by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018
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