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The punani pirate was chasing me yelling, "You no pay! you owe fifty dollar!" when she tripped and her prosthetic leg fell off. I was home free now, free sex from a Thai hooker.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018
Get the punani pirate mug.When you have sexual intercourse with a promiscuous, often ignorant and impoverished, woman and leave as soon as you are finished.
"Gross, you had sex with her?"
Liam replied, "It was just a skank and skate. Got get my rocks of somehow."
"You should get checked for STD's"
Liam replied, "It was just a skank and skate. Got get my rocks of somehow."
"You should get checked for STD's"
by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018
Get the skank and skate mug.Paste Tense: Stickeyed
In reference to computer keyboards, where the keys begin sticking; typically as a result of masturbatory emissions.
In reference to computer keyboards, where the keys begin sticking; typically as a result of masturbatory emissions.
I need to buy a new keyboard, my current one has stickeys.
Jon went to use his Dad's computer and realized it had been stickeyed. Jon promptly washed his hands.
Jon went to use his Dad's computer and realized it had been stickeyed. Jon promptly washed his hands.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
Get the Stickeys mug.When a male and female are married, but one or the other realizes they are attracted to the same sex and leave their partner for a new homosexual relationship.
Lots of people suspected Lisa was a lesbian, so when she married a man people were surprised. A year later when she homosplit with her husband, people responded by saying, "It's about time she came out of the closet!"
by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018
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- This requires at least 3 people, two of them males.
- 1 lb chicken breast
- salt, pepper,garlic, lemon, and olive oil
- 1 onion
- 1 small bag of croutons (8 oz)
- 1/4 lb Traverse City cherries
- Lube optional
Take one chicken breast, season with salt, pepper, and garlic. Cut up chicken breast into one inch squares. Heat up a pan with a squirt of olive oil and some onions for about 5 minutes. Cook chicken for approximately 15 - 20 minutes.
One person positions themselves using a wall, or support structure of some kind, upside down with their anus in the air and fully exposed. Place fully cooked chicken pieces into the exposed anus. Add some Traverse City cherries, a squirt of lemon, and some croutons.
At least 2 other males then take turns masturbating into the anus of the upside down person. Let rest for 10 minutes.
Remove the contents from the anus and place in salad bowl, add salt and pepper to taste.
Serves 10.
- This requires at least 3 people, two of them males.
- 1 lb chicken breast
- salt, pepper,garlic, lemon, and olive oil
- 1 onion
- 1 small bag of croutons (8 oz)
- 1/4 lb Traverse City cherries
- Lube optional
Take one chicken breast, season with salt, pepper, and garlic. Cut up chicken breast into one inch squares. Heat up a pan with a squirt of olive oil and some onions for about 5 minutes. Cook chicken for approximately 15 - 20 minutes.
One person positions themselves using a wall, or support structure of some kind, upside down with their anus in the air and fully exposed. Place fully cooked chicken pieces into the exposed anus. Add some Traverse City cherries, a squirt of lemon, and some croutons.
At least 2 other males then take turns masturbating into the anus of the upside down person. Let rest for 10 minutes.
Remove the contents from the anus and place in salad bowl, add salt and pepper to taste.
Serves 10.
They served The Michigan Chicken Salad at the barbecue today. Everyone loved it, although it was a bit too salty.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 8, 2017
Get the The Michigan Chicken Salad mug.She's not ugly, she would be beautiful in a trailer park and that is just about it.
Vanessa could have any man in the trailer park (and just about has), she is trailer park pretty.
Vanessa could have any man in the trailer park (and just about has), she is trailer park pretty.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 8, 2018
Get the trailer park pretty mug.Karen loved being pooped on. She loved the smell and the way it felt sticking to her naked body. So when Adam suggested he invite his friends over to give her a meatloaf bukkake she was very enthusiastic about the idea. Unfortunately, one of the assholes ate a lot of habanero peppers and his shit burned Karen's skin, splashed in her eyes causing extreme pain, and now she has pink eye.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018
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