Nutzen YerMouf's definitions

plastisnatch

Plural: plastisnatches

A woman who has undergone an excessive amount of plastic surgery

Elizabeth left her plastic surgeons office after getting her nose job. It was her 5th plastic surgery this year and she was starting to look like a plastisnatch.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

dirty-nosefist

The act of inserting one's nose into the anal cavity of another person

Jonathon dirty-nosefisted Rebecca and she seemed to like it.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

squirty-circus

Consists of a group of 3 or more people performing in a show for an audience, where one of the people serves as the ringmaster and the others the clowns or entertainers. The ringmaster must be suffering from diarrhea, often achieved through the use of a laxative. During the show the ringmaster will attempt to defecate on the faces of the other clowns, resulting in a hazy spray of diarrhea. Many of the clowns perform tricks, such as a trampoline or trapeze, while trying to avoid the fecal matter spray.

This was Rebecca's first time watching a squirty-circus. She had fun, and even got hit by some of the ringmasters fecal matter.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

menstradump

The heavy flow of menstruation of a woman

Shandra sat on the toilet for over an hour menstradumping.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

frosted lawn

The act of ejaculating on the pubic hairs of another person

When Tom was about ready to ejaculate, he pulled out and gave Samantha a frosted lawn.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

brofiver

A person who has to constantly give high fives to others over every trivial success or event. Usually male, and usually a douchedick.

Brock won at rock,paper,scissors and had to go around the room to give everyone high-fives to celebrate his success. Brock is a brofiver.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

shornout

The act of cutting up worn out items for reuse. A form of recycling, it involves modifying items and sometimes combining multiple items together to form a new item.

I had three pairs of shoes that were old and worn out. I modified them to create an awesome shornout purse.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017