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by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018
Get the bloody beef mug.An unusually erect penis. It is typically painful and the afflicted is brought to the edge of ejaculation but cannot quite attain release. Frequently followed by a severe case of blue balls.
Gordy stated, "I knew I shouldn't have worn these silk boxers today. My dick keeps rubbing against it and it's making me hard."
Fred replied, "I know what you mean. When I wore my wife's underwear to work last week, feeling that silk rub up against my dick, I got a full blown bonerectus. I had to run to the bathroom and beat it off and I still got blue balls from it."
Gordy replied with disgust, "That was you that got that shit allover the toilet seat? Damn, I sat in that. I had fucking pop-tart poop come on and plopped my ass down just in time only to realize I had semen on my mother fucking ass."
Fred replied, "I know what you mean. When I wore my wife's underwear to work last week, feeling that silk rub up against my dick, I got a full blown bonerectus. I had to run to the bathroom and beat it off and I still got blue balls from it."
Gordy replied with disgust, "That was you that got that shit allover the toilet seat? Damn, I sat in that. I had fucking pop-tart poop come on and plopped my ass down just in time only to realize I had semen on my mother fucking ass."
by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018
Get the bonerectus mug.Camel toe on an old woman.
When an old woman wears tight skimpy shorts or yoga pants giving her a camel toe.
Typical style of cougars and senile old women.
When an old woman wears tight skimpy shorts or yoga pants giving her a camel toe.
Typical style of cougars and senile old women.
For Gertrude's 72nd birthday party she wore her skin tight leggings to help show off her assets. Maybe tonight she will get that nice handsome boy from the college to come home with her.
She arrived at the party and started hitting on the college boy, making obscene gestures with her lips. When she pointed down to her droopy camel, the college boy threw up a little bit in his mouth.
She arrived at the party and started hitting on the college boy, making obscene gestures with her lips. When she pointed down to her droopy camel, the college boy threw up a little bit in his mouth.
by Nutzen YerMouf January 19, 2018
Get the droopy camel mug.NY 21 Representative Elise Steffanik.
That piece of white trash is whining about student loan forgiveness, but said nothing about the $125,000 government loan her parents got forgiven.
by Nutzen YerMouf September 11, 2022
Get the White Trash mug.So named due to the long-standing and overused joke about eating taco bell and having diarrhea, the taco bell joke has become a staple of every uncreative comedian everywhere.
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" was the original taco bell joke.
Jokes about all male parties being sausage fests are taco bell jokes.
Most jokes about your wife, women in general, and your momma being so fat have become taco bell jokes due to their lack of originality and their popularity.
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" was the original taco bell joke.
Jokes about all male parties being sausage fests are taco bell jokes.
Most jokes about your wife, women in general, and your momma being so fat have become taco bell jokes due to their lack of originality and their popularity.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 6, 2018
Get the taco bell joke mug.Albert said, "Yeah I told him he was a regular Benjamin Einstein. He got a big smile on his face and thanked me."
Thomas said laughing, "So did he really think gluing lube to his hand would allow him to masturbate anywhere?"
"Think it! He had already done it!"
"hahahaha"
Thomas said laughing, "So did he really think gluing lube to his hand would allow him to masturbate anywhere?"
"Think it! He had already done it!"
"hahahaha"
by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018
Get the Benjamin Einstein mug.Noun: Dark, sticky, bloody feces. A medical term describing dark tarry stools containing decomposing blood that can be an indication of bleeding in the digestive tract or esophagus
Proper Noun: A girls name, originating from Greece
Proper Noun: A girls name, originating from Greece
Melena went to her doctors to drop off her stool sample. Upon seeing the sample, the doctor said, "Melena!"
Melena said, "What?"
The doctored answered, "No, your stool is Melana. See how dark and bloody it is. I think you have a problem and it is more than your unfortunate name."
Melena said, "What?"
The doctored answered, "No, your stool is Melana. See how dark and bloody it is. I think you have a problem and it is more than your unfortunate name."
by Nutzen YerMouf June 13, 2017
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