Nutzen YerMouf's definitions

brofiver

A person who has to constantly give high fives to others over every trivial success or event. Usually male, and usually a douchedick.

Brock won at rock,paper,scissors and had to go around the room to give everyone high-fives to celebrate his success. Brock is a brofiver.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

Dirty Columbus

The act of having an STD and knowingly has sexual intercourse with another man or woman without disclosing this information to them.
Much like when the Europeans came to America, bringing their diseases and wiping out native populations, this act has the potential to cause an STD to spread to multiple people before it was discovered.

I had sex with Mike two months ago, and now I have herpes. I think he did a Dirty Columbus on me. Now my husband Jon has herpes, and he wants to divorce me. Fucking Mike!

by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017

poop hanger

A metal hanger, usually kept in bathrooms, that is used to break up chunks of fecal matter that may plug the toilet.

"Brian! Brian! I plugged your guy's toilet up."
Brian responds, "Why didn't you use the poop hanger?"
"Poop hanger? What the fuck is that?"
Brian answers, " We keep it on the back of the toilet. You use it to break up large turds so the toilet doesn't plug up"
"That's fucking gross. Get a plunger like a normal person."

by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

jopression

Being depressed because of your job or events relating to your job.

Everything in Jeff's life was great, but he had trouble focusing on his life as he was so consumed by his job caused depression. Jeff had jopression and it was making him suicidal. No matter how good or bad things were in his life outside of work, he was consumed by the feelings of hopelessness his job gave him. If left untreated it would destroy all the good things in his life and lead to full blown depression.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018