Nutzen YerMouf's definitions

Nutzen YerMouf

Guy with nothing better to do than to make up Urban Dictionary words.

Pronounced: Noot-Zen Yair-Moof, even though it looks like "Nuts in Your Mouth"

I am nutzen yermouf.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018

urban dic cleaning

The removal of excess definitions on Urban Dictionary.

"Man, dickles has like a hundred shitty definitions. It's time for an urban dic cleaning"

by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018

blosquirt

The act of performing fellatio on a person afflicted with diarrhea.

Jesse asked, "So she gave you a blumpkin?"
Adam answered, "Blumpkin, no. I was full on liquid shit, it was a blosquirt."
Jesse replied, "She is a nasty bitch."
Adam stated, "She got some on her chin, that stuff was spraying out all pressurized. From both my dick and my ass. A regular squirt and spurt."

by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

snatchfart

The action that involves one person placing their anus up to the vagina of another person and farts directly into the cervix.

Bill gave Susan a snatchfart. She unfortunately got an infection afterwards and had to take medication for a month.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017