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Everything in Jeff's life was great, but he had trouble focusing on his life as he was so consumed by his job caused depression. Jeff had jopression and it was making him suicidal. No matter how good or bad things were in his life outside of work, he was consumed by the feelings of hopelessness his job gave him. If left untreated it would destroy all the good things in his life and lead to full blown depression.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018
Get the jopression mug.Joe was attending the MAGA rally when a man with a sign walked by. Joe yelled at him, "Fucking libtard commie asshole!"
The man with the sign turned just as Joe's fist connected with his face. The man dropped his "Make America Great Again" sign face up. Joe saw it and said, "Oh damn, I thought you were one of those hippy protesters."
The man was twice the size of Joe, and now he was pissed. Much like Joe, he was also a reactionary. Joe got his ass kicked.
The man with the sign turned just as Joe's fist connected with his face. The man dropped his "Make America Great Again" sign face up. Joe saw it and said, "Oh damn, I thought you were one of those hippy protesters."
The man was twice the size of Joe, and now he was pissed. Much like Joe, he was also a reactionary. Joe got his ass kicked.
by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018
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Bill gave Susan a snatchfart. She unfortunately got an infection afterwards and had to take medication for a month.
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The UN voted to ban waterboarding, but the president of the United States found a work around by using Poughkeepsie Waterboarding instead. The problem was, he was the one who wanted to be Poughkeepsie Waterboarded.
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