Nutzen YerMouf's definitions
Rebecca decided to herpes fuck John. He had a gross blister shaft, but he was really hot. She made him wear a condom so she figured she would be safe.
Two days later her pubic hair started itching. She didn't get the herp, but she crabs.
Two days later her pubic hair started itching. She didn't get the herp, but she crabs.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018
Get the blister shaftmug. Singular: Shurp
Past Tense: Shurpped
Verb: Shurpping
When one consumes food or beverage, or suffers from illness, that causes deep level intestinal gases to be expelled through the mouth releasing a strong odor that causes the people around you to wonder who farted.
Past Tense: Shurpped
Verb: Shurpping
When one consumes food or beverage, or suffers from illness, that causes deep level intestinal gases to be expelled through the mouth releasing a strong odor that causes the people around you to wonder who farted.
Kevin binged last night on coca-cola, jalapeno cheese fries, greasy pizza, and a glass of milk. This gave him a bad case of the shurps at work the next day. Sally, a woman Kevin had a crush on, walked by his cubicle and gagged on the shurp smell. "Kevin!", she said, "Please use the bathroom next time you fart. We have to share this office with everyone." Kevin was so embarrassed he didn't bother to explain that he did not fart, he shurpped.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 8, 2017
Get the shurpsmug. A person who creates an Urban Dictionary word for their friend, enemy, girlfriend, boyfriend, or themselves.
Samples:
"*name* is the best person in the world"
"*name* is the cutest boy ever"
"*name* is a faggot asshole"
"*name* is an ultra-cool dude"
"*name* is the most loyal and prettiest girl"
Samples:
"*name* is the best person in the world"
"*name* is the cutest boy ever"
"*name* is a faggot asshole"
"*name* is an ultra-cool dude"
"*name* is the most loyal and prettiest girl"
That stupid dic thought he could get in that girl's pants by creating an Urban Dictionary reference for her name. Now the rest of us have to deal with stupid ass definitions in Urban Dictionary. It is time for an Urban dic cleaning.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018
Get the stupid dicmug. A metal hanger, usually kept in bathrooms, that is used to break up chunks of fecal matter that may plug the toilet.
"Brian! Brian! I plugged your guy's toilet up."
Brian responds, "Why didn't you use the poop hanger?"
"Poop hanger? What the fuck is that?"
Brian answers, " We keep it on the back of the toilet. You use it to break up large turds so the toilet doesn't plug up"
"That's fucking gross. Get a plunger like a normal person."
Brian responds, "Why didn't you use the poop hanger?"
"Poop hanger? What the fuck is that?"
Brian answers, " We keep it on the back of the toilet. You use it to break up large turds so the toilet doesn't plug up"
"That's fucking gross. Get a plunger like a normal person."
by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018
Get the poop hangermug.