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rectal painting

Practical joke where several people eat foods that give them diarrhea and they go out and try to spray fecal matter from out of their anus on to the houses of the chosen target of the joke.
It was the night before Halloween. Ben and his friends decided to embrace the new devil's night fad. Instead of going with the tired and old toilet papering of people's houses; they were going to do some rectal painting of people's houses. Unfortunately they forgot the toilet paper and Ben found himself running from the cops with shitty underwear and some greasy cheeks.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018
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salty bath

Zeke loved the smell of semen. So he hired some guys to come to his house and masturbate on him while he was in the bathtub, taking a lovely salty bath.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018
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snatchfart

The action that involves one person placing their anus up to the vagina of another person and farts directly into the cervix.
Bill gave Susan a snatchfart. She unfortunately got an infection afterwards and had to take medication for a month.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017
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stupid dic

A person who creates an Urban Dictionary word for their friend, enemy, girlfriend, boyfriend, or themselves.

Samples:
"*name* is the best person in the world"
"*name* is the cutest boy ever"
"*name* is a faggot asshole"
"*name* is an ultra-cool dude"
"*name* is the most loyal and prettiest girl"
That stupid dic thought he could get in that girl's pants by creating an Urban Dictionary reference for her name. Now the rest of us have to deal with stupid ass definitions in Urban Dictionary. It is time for an Urban dic cleaning.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018
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