When you tell your waiter/waitress to 'keep the change', preventing the need to leave money as a tip at the end of your meal. Also negates the need to calculate how much you need to tip, because it seems casually generous.
Can only be used when you pay for your food when you order it, as opposed to the classic method of leaving extra money with your bill when you've finished eating.
Can only be used when you pay for your food when you order it, as opposed to the classic method of leaving extra money with your bill when you've finished eating.
Waiter: That'll be £9.68 please, sir.
Guy #1: *Hands over £10* Keep the change.
Waiter: Oh, thanks very much!
Guy #2: Nice autotip, man.
Guy #1: I know, that's nowhere near the socially acceptable 10% tip! I am a genius...
Guy #1: *Hands over £10* Keep the change.
Waiter: Oh, thanks very much!
Guy #2: Nice autotip, man.
Guy #1: I know, that's nowhere near the socially acceptable 10% tip! I am a genius...
by Nottel Inyu January 23, 2011
Get the autotipmug. Guy #1: It's going to take me a couple of months to finish this painting for you.
~10 weeks later~
Guy #1: Here's your painting!
Guy #2: Thank you, I have no issues with the delivery time of this painting.
~10 weeks later~
Guy #1: Here's your painting!
Guy #2: Thank you, I have no issues with the delivery time of this painting.
by Nottel Inyu March 03, 2012
Get the a couple ofmug. A resolution made for the new year, but not kept past January due to lack of commitment, a change of heart or some other excuse.
Guy #1: So many people have broken their new year's resolution by the end of January they might as well call it a 'Januresolution'.
Guy #2: Maybe people would do better at resolutions if they made new ones every month. That way, at least if they got broken, a new one would come along soon enough.
Guy #1: Yeah, but no one would bother with that.
Guy #2: Maybe people would do better at resolutions if they made new ones every month. That way, at least if they got broken, a new one would come along soon enough.
Guy #1: Yeah, but no one would bother with that.
by Nottel Inyu January 04, 2010
Get the Januresolutionmug. A Driver's Complex is contracted after one learns how to drive. It is the need never to sit in the back seat of a car ever again.
Symptoms include challenging legitimate shotgun calls and picking fights with the person in the front passenger seat.
Symptoms include challenging legitimate shotgun calls and picking fights with the person in the front passenger seat.
Guy #1: Shotgun!
Steve: NO, YOU BITCH, GET IN THE BACK!
Guy #2: Calm down, Steve! You have a really bad Driver's Complex...
Steve: NO, YOU BITCH, GET IN THE BACK!
Guy #2: Calm down, Steve! You have a really bad Driver's Complex...
by Nottel Inyu July 01, 2009
Get the Driver's Complexmug. When you need to stretch, but you don't want to stop playing your game by letting go of your controller, so you do a half-arsed stretch instead, while still pressing buttons on your controller. It's not as good as a proper stretch but it is adequate for the time being.
Guy #1: I need to stretch, but if I stop playing for 3 seconds, I'm gonna get shot in my game!
Guy #2: Do a gamer stretch, that way you can keep playing.
Guy #2: Do a gamer stretch, that way you can keep playing.
by Nottel Inyu November 08, 2009
Get the gamer stretchmug. The ratio which defines how much procrastination a person is required to do before doing anything useful.
Varies from person to person.
Usually stated in the format procrastination:useful work.
Varies from person to person.
Usually stated in the format procrastination:useful work.
Guy #1: Have you sorted the smoke alarm yet?
Guy #2: Not yet, let me play a few more games of Robot Unicorn Attack first... I have about a 5-to-1 procrastination ratio.
Guy #1: So... Doing something useful takes you 6 times the amount of time it takes you toactually do the task?
Guy #2: You got it!
Guy #2: Not yet, let me play a few more games of Robot Unicorn Attack first... I have about a 5-to-1 procrastination ratio.
Guy #1: So... Doing something useful takes you 6 times the amount of time it takes you toactually do the task?
Guy #2: You got it!
by Nottel Inyu December 06, 2010
Get the procrastination ratiomug.