Nottel Inyu's definitions

November love child

Someone born around the beginning/middle of November due to their parents conceiving them on Valentine's Day.

There are loads of them.

Guy #1: Dude, I why are nearly all our friends' birthdays in November?!
Guy #2: They're all November love children - loads of parents-to-be think it'll be a great idea to conceive on Valentine's Day. November is 9 months later!

by Nottel Inyu January 4, 2010

solitaire denial

Flipping through the deck over and over while playing the card game Solitaire even though there are no more moves available, denying that you have lost even though you already know it.

Guy #1: Dude, you've gone through the deck 3 times already. Give it up, you've lost.
Guy #2: ...So I have. I'm in solitaire denial again.

by Nottel Inyu May 30, 2010

headconvo

A conversation simulated in your head. Usually never happens in real life, is had for hypothetical purposes.

Headconvos present the opportunity for you to decide someone else's responses.

Guy #1: So what time do you want picking up tomorrow?
Guy #2: What for, are we going somewhere?
Guy #1: Yeah to th- wait, I asked you about it in a headconvo. Uh... You wanna go to the game tomorrow?
Guy #2: Um... Sure...?

by Nottel Inyu April 25, 2010

procrastination ratio

The ratio which defines how much procrastination a person is required to do before doing anything useful.

Varies from person to person.

Usually stated in the format procrastination:useful work.

Guy #1: Have you sorted the smoke alarm yet?
Guy #2: Not yet, let me play a few more games of Robot Unicorn Attack first... I have about a 5-to-1 procrastination ratio.
Guy #1: So... Doing something useful takes you 6 times the amount of time it takes you toactually do the task?
Guy #2: You got it!

by Nottel Inyu December 6, 2010

Car Disco

Driving some cars to an open space, opening all your windows/doors, switching on headlights/indicators, turning up the radio and dancing along to the synchronised beat outside at night.

Guy Number 1: I'm bored, man, what shall we do?
Guy Number 2: Let's go pick up Steve and have a car disco.
Guy Number 1: Fuck yeah, Radio 1 or 2?

by Nottel Inyu June 5, 2009

drift drive

When you are driving along a road and you start to think about other stuff, like what you're going to do when you get home or which cheesy pick-up line you're going to use at the party tonight, and you stop paying attention to the road.

Drift driving may result in drifting onto the wrong side of the road while you're drifting off into your thoughts.

Guy #1: That Stella girl is pretty cute, do you think she'll be at the party tonight?
Guy #2: Maybe, try using the 'your eyes look like stars' line - Stella means star, y'know?
Guy #1: Don't think too hard, dude. You might start to drift drive!
Guy #2: Oops, wouldn't want that...

by Nottel Inyu October 12, 2009