Nottel Inyu's definitions
Driving some cars to an open space, opening all your windows/doors, switching on headlights/indicators, turning up the radio and dancing along to the synchronised beat outside at night.
Guy Number 1: I'm bored, man, what shall we do?
Guy Number 2: Let's go pick up Steve and have a car disco.
Guy Number 1: Fuck yeah, Radio 1 or 2?
Guy Number 2: Let's go pick up Steve and have a car disco.
Guy Number 1: Fuck yeah, Radio 1 or 2?
by Nottel Inyu June 5, 2009
Get the Car Discomug. Someone who posts on their girlfriend/boyfriend's wall to express their love in an inappropriate, sickly way, knowing full well that the message will appear on all of their mutual friends' news feeds.
Maybe for attention, maybe to make everyone feel bad because they are obviously the ultimate couple, but one thing is for certain; the world would be a better place if they just IM'd the damn message.
Can also be applied to close friends of the same gender who enjoy gaying each other up in public, despite being straight.
Maybe for attention, maybe to make everyone feel bad because they are obviously the ultimate couple, but one thing is for certain; the world would be a better place if they just IM'd the damn message.
Can also be applied to close friends of the same gender who enjoy gaying each other up in public, despite being straight.
Guy #1: Damn, Steve, stop commenting on yo' girl's Facebook wall! She's gonna think you're clingy.
Guy #2: Plus you're annoying pretty much everyone who knows you both. Get a room and stop being such a Facebook exhibitionist.
Steve: WHY MUST YOU TRAMPLE ALL OVER OUR LOVE?!
Guy #2: Plus you're annoying pretty much everyone who knows you both. Get a room and stop being such a Facebook exhibitionist.
Steve: WHY MUST YOU TRAMPLE ALL OVER OUR LOVE?!
by Nottel Inyu January 13, 2011
Get the Facebook exhibitionistmug. As population density increases, the probability of hearing loud bass which you have no control over approaches one.
Guy #1: I can't sleep, man, there's too much bass coming from next door.
Guy #2: Well, we live in high rise flats. If it's not next door it'd probably be the flat upstairs. Bass Law.
Guy #2: Well, we live in high rise flats. If it's not next door it'd probably be the flat upstairs. Bass Law.
by Nottel Inyu June 27, 2009
Get the Bass Lawmug. A conversation simulated in your head. Usually never happens in real life, is had for hypothetical purposes.
Headconvos present the opportunity for you to decide someone else's responses.
Headconvos present the opportunity for you to decide someone else's responses.
Guy #1: So what time do you want picking up tomorrow?
Guy #2: What for, are we going somewhere?
Guy #1: Yeah to th- wait, I asked you about it in a headconvo. Uh... You wanna go to the game tomorrow?
Guy #2: Um... Sure...?
Guy #2: What for, are we going somewhere?
Guy #1: Yeah to th- wait, I asked you about it in a headconvo. Uh... You wanna go to the game tomorrow?
Guy #2: Um... Sure...?
by Nottel Inyu April 25, 2010
Get the headconvomug. When you use a van as a shield to protect you from oncoming traffic as you pull out onto a roundabout.
Guy #1: Woah, man! What are you doing, you can't see because of that van!
Guy #2: Van shield all the way!
Guy #2: Van shield all the way!
by Nottel Inyu September 27, 2010
Get the van shieldmug. When you need to stretch, but you don't want to stop playing your game by letting go of your controller, so you do a half-arsed stretch instead, while still pressing buttons on your controller. It's not as good as a proper stretch but it is adequate for the time being.
Guy #1: I need to stretch, but if I stop playing for 3 seconds, I'm gonna get shot in my game!
Guy #2: Do a gamer stretch, that way you can keep playing.
Guy #2: Do a gamer stretch, that way you can keep playing.
by Nottel Inyu November 8, 2009
Get the gamer stretchmug. The ratio which defines how much procrastination a person is required to do before doing anything useful.
Varies from person to person.
Usually stated in the format procrastination:useful work.
Varies from person to person.
Usually stated in the format procrastination:useful work.
Guy #1: Have you sorted the smoke alarm yet?
Guy #2: Not yet, let me play a few more games of Robot Unicorn Attack first... I have about a 5-to-1 procrastination ratio.
Guy #1: So... Doing something useful takes you 6 times the amount of time it takes you toactually do the task?
Guy #2: You got it!
Guy #2: Not yet, let me play a few more games of Robot Unicorn Attack first... I have about a 5-to-1 procrastination ratio.
Guy #1: So... Doing something useful takes you 6 times the amount of time it takes you toactually do the task?
Guy #2: You got it!
by Nottel Inyu December 6, 2010
Get the procrastination ratiomug.