Car Sauna

A game of endurance between 2 or more people, only playable on a hot day.

To play, park your car and, with the engine still running, turn the air conditioning off, wind up the windows and turn the heater onto full power. All the players must sit in the car for as long as they can take it. The first to get out of the car loses.

For added tension, bring a thermometer.
Guy #1: It's so hot and humid... This fan isn't even helping.
Guy #2: Perfect conditions for a game of Car Sauna!
by Nottel Inyu July 13, 2009
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headconvo

A conversation simulated in your head. Usually never happens in real life, is had for hypothetical purposes.

Headconvos present the opportunity for you to decide someone else's responses.
Guy #1: So what time do you want picking up tomorrow?
Guy #2: What for, are we going somewhere?
Guy #1: Yeah to th- wait, I asked you about it in a headconvo. Uh... You wanna go to the game tomorrow?
Guy #2: Um... Sure...?
by Nottel Inyu April 25, 2010
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solitaire denial

Flipping through the deck over and over while playing the card game Solitaire even though there are no more moves available, denying that you have lost even though you already know it.
Guy #1: Dude, you've gone through the deck 3 times already. Give it up, you've lost.
Guy #2: ...So I have. I'm in solitaire denial again.
by Nottel Inyu May 30, 2010
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a couple of

Quantification for more than 1 and less than 3 of something.

Around 2.

For 3 or more, see few.
Guy #1: It's going to take me a couple of months to finish this painting for you.

~10 weeks later~

Guy #1: Here's your painting!
Guy #2: Thank you, I have no issues with the delivery time of this painting.
by Nottel Inyu January 31, 2012
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Facebook exhibitionist

Someone who posts on their girlfriend/boyfriend's wall to express their love in an inappropriate, sickly way, knowing full well that the message will appear on all of their mutual friends' news feeds.

Maybe for attention, maybe to make everyone feel bad because they are obviously the ultimate couple, but one thing is for certain; the world would be a better place if they just IM'd the damn message.

Can also be applied to close friends of the same gender who enjoy gaying each other up in public, despite being straight.
Guy #1: Damn, Steve, stop commenting on yo' girl's Facebook wall! She's gonna think you're clingy.
Guy #2: Plus you're annoying pretty much everyone who knows you both. Get a room and stop being such a Facebook exhibitionist.
Steve: WHY MUST YOU TRAMPLE ALL OVER OUR LOVE?!
by Nottel Inyu January 12, 2011
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gamer stretch

When you need to stretch, but you don't want to stop playing your game by letting go of your controller, so you do a half-arsed stretch instead, while still pressing buttons on your controller. It's not as good as a proper stretch but it is adequate for the time being.
Guy #1: I need to stretch, but if I stop playing for 3 seconds, I'm gonna get shot in my game!
Guy #2: Do a gamer stretch, that way you can keep playing.
by Nottel Inyu November 08, 2009
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Driver's Complex

A Driver's Complex is contracted after one learns how to drive. It is the need never to sit in the back seat of a car ever again.

Symptoms include challenging legitimate shotgun calls and picking fights with the person in the front passenger seat.
Guy #1: Shotgun!
Steve: NO, YOU BITCH, GET IN THE BACK!
Guy #2: Calm down, Steve! You have a really bad Driver's Complex...
by Nottel Inyu July 01, 2009
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