Nottel Inyu's definitions

headconvo

A conversation simulated in your head. Usually never happens in real life, is had for hypothetical purposes.

Headconvos present the opportunity for you to decide someone else's responses.

Guy #1: So what time do you want picking up tomorrow?
Guy #2: What for, are we going somewhere?
Guy #1: Yeah to th- wait, I asked you about it in a headconvo. Uh... You wanna go to the game tomorrow?
Guy #2: Um... Sure...?

by Nottel Inyu April 25, 2010

November love child

Someone born around the beginning/middle of November due to their parents conceiving them on Valentine's Day.

There are loads of them.

Guy #1: Dude, I why are nearly all our friends' birthdays in November?!
Guy #2: They're all November love children - loads of parents-to-be think it'll be a great idea to conceive on Valentine's Day. November is 9 months later!

by Nottel Inyu January 4, 2010

Januresolution

A resolution made for the new year, but not kept past January due to lack of commitment, a change of heart or some other excuse.

Guy #1: So many people have broken their new year's resolution by the end of January they might as well call it a 'Januresolution'.
Guy #2: Maybe people would do better at resolutions if they made new ones every month. That way, at least if they got broken, a new one would come along soon enough.
Guy #1: Yeah, but no one would bother with that.

by Nottel Inyu January 4, 2010

Car Disco

Driving some cars to an open space, opening all your windows/doors, switching on headlights/indicators, turning up the radio and dancing along to the synchronised beat outside at night.

Guy Number 1: I'm bored, man, what shall we do?
Guy Number 2: Let's go pick up Steve and have a car disco.
Guy Number 1: Fuck yeah, Radio 1 or 2?

by Nottel Inyu June 5, 2009

drift drive

When you are driving along a road and you start to think about other stuff, like what you're going to do when you get home or which cheesy pick-up line you're going to use at the party tonight, and you stop paying attention to the road.

Drift driving may result in drifting onto the wrong side of the road while you're drifting off into your thoughts.

Guy #1: That Stella girl is pretty cute, do you think she'll be at the party tonight?
Guy #2: Maybe, try using the 'your eyes look like stars' line - Stella means star, y'know?
Guy #1: Don't think too hard, dude. You might start to drift drive!
Guy #2: Oops, wouldn't want that...

by Nottel Inyu October 12, 2009

gamer stretch

When you need to stretch, but you don't want to stop playing your game by letting go of your controller, so you do a half-arsed stretch instead, while still pressing buttons on your controller. It's not as good as a proper stretch but it is adequate for the time being.

Guy #1: I need to stretch, but if I stop playing for 3 seconds, I'm gonna get shot in my game!
Guy #2: Do a gamer stretch, that way you can keep playing.

by Nottel Inyu November 8, 2009

Facebook exhibitionist

Someone who posts on their girlfriend/boyfriend's wall to express their love in an inappropriate, sickly way, knowing full well that the message will appear on all of their mutual friends' news feeds.

Maybe for attention, maybe to make everyone feel bad because they are obviously the ultimate couple, but one thing is for certain; the world would be a better place if they just IM'd the damn message.

Can also be applied to close friends of the same gender who enjoy gaying each other up in public, despite being straight.

Guy #1: Damn, Steve, stop commenting on yo' girl's Facebook wall! She's gonna think you're clingy.
Guy #2: Plus you're annoying pretty much everyone who knows you both. Get a room and stop being such a Facebook exhibitionist.
Steve: WHY MUST YOU TRAMPLE ALL OVER OUR LOVE?!

by Nottel Inyu January 13, 2011