Nottel Inyu's definitions

a couple of

Quantification for more than 1 and less than 3 of something.

Around 2.

For 3 or more, see few.

Guy #1: It's going to take me a couple of months to finish this painting for you.

~10 weeks later~

Guy #1: Here's your painting!
Guy #2: Thank you, I have no issues with the delivery time of this painting.

by Nottel Inyu March 3, 2012

Driver's Complex

A Driver's Complex is contracted after one learns how to drive. It is the need never to sit in the back seat of a car ever again.

Symptoms include challenging legitimate shotgun calls and picking fights with the person in the front passenger seat.

Guy #1: Shotgun!
Steve: NO, YOU BITCH, GET IN THE BACK!
Guy #2: Calm down, Steve! You have a really bad Driver's Complex...

by Nottel Inyu July 1, 2009

car aerobics

Prolonged, organised movement carried out in a car, usually restricted to the arms and head. Dancing to the YMCA or other such party dances are accepted routines for car aerobics.

Car aerobics are usually carried out in a moving car and is an accepted form of exercise.

If multiple people are doing the same car aerobics routine at the same time, this is called synchronised car aerobics, which is both an art and a skill.

Guy #1: Hey, wanna come back to mine and play some Fifa?
Guy #2: Nah, I'm not really into that. I'd rather do some car aerobics on my way home.
Guy #1: I wish I was as motivated to exercise as you.

by Nottel Inyu August 16, 2009

open joke

Opposite to a private joke, a joke which anyone can join in with at any time. However, because of the possible scale of an open joke, it is much easier to kill and gets old much faster than a private joke.

Due to the nature of an open joke, specific times, people or places are usually not crucial to its execution.

Guy #1: Do you think anyone gets these references?
Guy #2: Not as far as I know. Sometimes I think it would be funnier to use an open joke here, then everyone could join in.
Guy #1: Yeah, but I find this funnier.
Steve: ...

by Nottel Inyu March 29, 2010

headconvo

A conversation simulated in your head. Usually never happens in real life, is had for hypothetical purposes.

Headconvos present the opportunity for you to decide someone else's responses.

Guy #1: So what time do you want picking up tomorrow?
Guy #2: What for, are we going somewhere?
Guy #1: Yeah to th- wait, I asked you about it in a headconvo. Uh... You wanna go to the game tomorrow?
Guy #2: Um... Sure...?

by Nottel Inyu April 25, 2010

autotip

When you tell your waiter/waitress to 'keep the change', preventing the need to leave money as a tip at the end of your meal. Also negates the need to calculate how much you need to tip, because it seems casually generous.

Can only be used when you pay for your food when you order it, as opposed to the classic method of leaving extra money with your bill when you've finished eating.

Waiter: That'll be £9.68 please, sir.
Guy #1: *Hands over £10* Keep the change.
Waiter: Oh, thanks very much!
Guy #2: Nice autotip, man.
Guy #1: I know, that's nowhere near the socially acceptable 10% tip! I am a genius...

by Nottel Inyu January 23, 2011

gamer stretch

When you need to stretch, but you don't want to stop playing your game by letting go of your controller, so you do a half-arsed stretch instead, while still pressing buttons on your controller. It's not as good as a proper stretch but it is adequate for the time being.

Guy #1: I need to stretch, but if I stop playing for 3 seconds, I'm gonna get shot in my game!
Guy #2: Do a gamer stretch, that way you can keep playing.

by Nottel Inyu November 8, 2009