3 definitions by NotLucaTheGhost
Joke/Fake sexuality
A person who is romantically/sexually attracted to characters from the Splatoon franchise or original characters from the Splatoon universe.
A person who is romantically/sexually attracted to characters from the Splatoon franchise or original characters from the Splatoon universe.
Person 1: i think the Squid Sisters are kinda hot, i bought all their merch, i even took out a loan.
Person 2: Dude you're either Splatoonsexual or just weird
Person 2: Dude you're either Splatoonsexual or just weird
by NotLucaTheGhost April 22, 2022
Someone who can not keep his dick in his pants for two seconds and falls in love with every male person he meets.
antonyms: Lucius Savile
antonyms: Lucius Savile
by NotLucaTheGhost March 6, 2021
A person who is in a relationship with more than one man even though they are in a relationship, their actual partner may or may not know.
Person A: did you know that the singer of Death Zone hit on me yesterday?
Person B: isn't he engaged to the guitarist?
Person A: yeah I think he's an absolute hoe.
Person B: isn't he engaged to the guitarist?
Person A: yeah I think he's an absolute hoe.
by NotLucaTheGhost March 10, 2021