Not so super DJ Gennady's definitions

VW

Volkswagen. The German car company based in Wolfsburg was founded in the 1930's. Its original vehicle they produced was the VW Beetle. These small cars revolutionized the auto industry as people could afford a small-yet-reliable car. VW also produced the notoriously unreliable Bus in the 1960s. After unsuccesful years between the 1970's and the early 1990's -- with the exception of the Golf in Europe-- they had difficulty with their models. Yet, they have succeeded now in becoming one of the most successful automakers of all time by owning all German and Italian car companies with the exception of BMW and FIAT, respectively. VW continues to have the best car colors, a stellar safety record, and the cars should remain affordable unless VW screws themselves over by competing with themselves P&G style.

Gennady rocks while he is behind the wheel of his VW.

by Not so super DJ Gennady March 9, 2003

Tintin

Belgian boy reporter who is the greatest hero of the world. With his dog Snowy,the Thompson twins, his loyal friend, Captain Haddock, and Professor Calculus, Tintin can do all. He foils Drug smuggling and illegal slave rings run by the evil billionaire, Roberto Rastapopolous, kicks the shit out of Dr. Muellar, and saves Sydavia from the evil Bordurians under Kurvi-Tasch and Colonel Sponz. Tintin wins every fight, always does the right thing, and has a unique cow-lick hairstyle that's all his own.

Tintin discovered that the Bordurians were going to invade Syldavia by stealing King Ottakar's sceptre.

by Not so super DJ Gennady March 9, 2003

Barcelona

Capital of the Catalian region of Spain. The city contains the Sangrada Familia cathedral, a big Picasso museum, and is the home of Real Madrid nemisis, FC Barca.

Montjuic, Nou Camp, and the Columbus statue are other highlights of Barcelona.

by Not so super DJ Gennady August 18, 2003

Great Britain

Home of Royal Family, London, and very resillient people, once controlling 1/4 of the world, today this nation of 60,000,000 is a textbook example of the inherent flaws of a socialist governing system including corrupt MPs, crumbling healthcare, and BBC. Good soccer.

So, that MP bought a new Vauxhall with my tax money...shit...

by Not so super DJ Gennady September 11, 2003

cock tease

Evil whore who flirts with you a lot and manages to fleece you like a sheep for everything you are worth in a false anticipation that you will gain mindblowing sex in exchange for what you do. Well, the end result is that she gets what she ants and you get fucked in the figurative sense and must go back to the old threesome of me, myself, and I.

That girl is such a cocktease. I gave her a gold necklace and she took my heart. THAT BITCH!!!!!!!!

by Not so super DJ Gennady February 24, 2003

Craven Morehead

A distant cousin of Hugh Jorgan, Pat McCrotch, and Phil McCraken. He is also related (distantly)to his Chinese cousins Chu-sum Wang and Creamof Sum yung guy

Who's Craven Morehaead, you are!

by Not so super DJ Gennady January 30, 2003

Pennsylvania

A powerful state in the Eastern portion of the country. The Keystone State is made up of Pennsylvania proper and its external territories of Delaware and Southern New Jersey (hey, it has a friggin' sinister looking Keystone as its logo). The state is divided into three regions: 1.Philadelphia/East, 2. Pittsburgh/West, and the T- a solid GOP controlled, rural territory that is reminiscent of everywhere in Ohio outside of Cleveland. This state has the dubious distinction of having possibly the shittiest roads in the nation. From farting around outside Uniontown to the '40's era PA turnpike, you will never find shittier roads anywhere else. Also famous for being the home of the Delcaration of Independence, the Constitution, Heinz Ketchup, and freaky place names like Eighty-Four, Conshoshcockton, and King of Prussia (named for a bar).

I was lucky to survive that trip on the PA Turnpike.

by Not so super DJ Gennady February 19, 2003