Not so super DJ Gennady's definitions

MiG

1.Russian made fighters that show how minorities could change the fate of Russian/Soviet weapon technology (Mikoyan was Armenian and Gurevich was Jewish). The initial fighters were fast, but little else....meaning they could escape from the Germans but not stay and shoot. MiG improved their fighters and started to build top of the line fighter aircraft. The MiG-21 is the most mass produced fighter in the world with 21,000 in service. The MiG-25 can go mach 2.8. However, the MiG company was bought out in 1996 and mainly makes stunt aircraft and corporate jets now. MiGs also pale in comparison to the mighty Sukhoi fighters that now make up a lot of Russia's arsenal.
2. Slang for any Russian fighter.

I've got a MiG on my tail!

by Not so super DJ Gennady February 23, 2003

Smegma

Foul cheese like buildup that comes from not washing or properly maintaining equipment. It comes from NOT WASHING YOUR DISGUSTING TWAT/COCK! See egg salad.

You have smegma leaking from your pants you dirty fuckwad!

by Not so super DJ Gennady March 6, 2003

murphy's law

1.Complex set of laws about disasters, but leads down to "Anything that can go wrong will."
2. Not fucking Mrs. Murphy

1. My computer died and took my term paper with it!

2. Man, you gotta hide me, Gennady, I just boned Mrs. Murphy and Mr. Murphy has the gun!

by Not so super DJ Gennady September 12, 2003

Russians

People from the nation of Russia. There are currently 200,000,000 people around the world who could identify themselves as Russians. Russians have made great strides in the fields of literature, science and math, and of course, military technology. The Russians are traditionally very stubborn, very fierce, and very resourceful. Unlike what others might tell you, Russian women are some of the most beautiful in the world. Russian is also a great language because it has an interesting alphabet.

Dont fuck with the motherland!

by Not so super DJ Gennady February 17, 2003

Barcelona

Capital of the Catalian region of Spain. The city contains the Sangrada Familia cathedral, a big Picasso museum, and is the home of Real Madrid nemisis, FC Barca.

Montjuic, Nou Camp, and the Columbus statue are other highlights of Barcelona.

by Not so super DJ Gennady August 18, 2003

Dance Dance Revolution

Komani developed game that tests coordination by stepping on arrows on a corresponding pad. The game has some good songs, but is evil because it has the power to possess people to do things they would not usually do. The game may also be phase one in some kind of subliminal Japanese takeover of the world.

You have won DDR, and also the curse that comes with it.

by Not so super DJ Gennady September 12, 2003

kamasutra

Hindu religious text that shows sexual positions in some parts and gives other helpful tips such as smearing a man's penis in buffalo butter will keep him at attention for weeks among others...

Arkadi threw out his back after attempting kamasuta positions with Svetlana.

by Not so super DJ Gennady April 8, 2003