3 definitions by Not a Criminal
Seasoning a food to compensate for its lack of cooking when one is high and wants to make food but is too baked to bake it. Popularized by the College Avenue Players sketch "Brizzler".
Sweetie: "You can't just eat raw meat."
Honeybear: "Fuck if I care; it's brizzled. That's what brizzling's all about, baby."
Honeybear: "Fuck if I care; it's brizzled. That's what brizzling's all about, baby."
by Not a Criminal April 30, 2019
by Not a Criminal May 5, 2020
The girl you have a summer fling with who lives next door to your parent's house in Cape Cod. Your Cape Cod girlfriend exudes versatility. She can tear up the tennis courts and be the best-looking girl at Red Lobster. Unlike the manic pixie dream girl, your Cape Cod girlfriend keeps things grounded, despite her (optionally) affluent background. She's the the best girlfriend in New England. Famous examples include Jane Gallagher, Joey Potter, and the subject of "Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa" by Vampire Weekend.
"We ordered a bottle of red wine at the Red Lobster. She bought another one to take home, and we drank it on the beach. I love my Cape Cod Girlfriend."
by Not a Criminal March 28, 2020