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Jock

A person, who, contributes little or nothing to society.

A person who usually picks on the nerd or someone smaller than him See: Coward

Usually plays football or some other sport that honestly will not help them in the long run.

____________Note Below_______________

JOCKS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE CONFUSED WITH REAL ATHLETES.

Real athletes strive as hard as they can to reach a certain goal they strive at IE: Swimming, Running, playing Basketball, Boxing.

Many MANY Jocks cannot do these sports right, and will not anytime in the future.

Jocks waste their time on such trivial things to find out that it wont matter in the future.

Their lack of IQ and talent is replaced by good social skills, that wont matter in the long run either.

Jocks own ricers and (Despite popular belief,) spend most of their time on the internet.
The jock is the epitome of wastefulness - An unknown Roman soldier before the fall of rome.
by Not Zane July 21, 2004
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Homestarrunner

I think I might just be the only person on the planet who doesn't like the homestarrunner series. :(
Dont hate, educate..........
by Not Zane September 13, 2004
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The man show

A show that sucked, and does suck. An overrated show that teenagers watch (I watched it long ago, and I can attest to the suckery of it.) No humor value at all, and was made by a random bunch of perverts (Jimmy Kimmel should've stuck with Ben Stein, now that was a pretty funny show)

Teenagers (or adults), upon hearing that you do not like the show, will tell you that you are either gay or a woman, because it shows the intelligence of the brains who watch the show.
Dude, I hate the Man Show. - Christopher Columbus shortly after arriving at the coast of America.
by Not Zane July 21, 2004
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let's blow this popsicle stand!

Legend has it that this term was first coined in the 1940's by a Jamaican named Antoine Cleo. Antoine Cleo believed that filling the area of a popsicle with deadly radiation, could be used against certain countries as biological warfare. He believed that the radiation had certain brainwashing chemicles inside of it and that placing the popsicles at stands at random areas could allow more people to buy the popsicles, thus was his plan for world domination.

However, his plans were soon foiled when a strange cult called the Kindred Spirits (The Cult leader was Later identified as a man named Dushka Deshvky) blew up all the popsicle stands in America, including killing the perpetrator, Antoine Cleo.

"Lets blow this popsicle stand" was then started as an inside joke between 4 teenagers, then it spread throughout the United States, the phrase from then on meant, "Lets get out of here fast, before something bad happends to us."

Now maybe after hearing this, we can walk away a little wiser about what this phrase means.
Source: Evil minds of the 1900's.
by Not Zane July 22, 2004
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Wrong uses for this

Promoting the names of personal acquaintances in the hope of getting attention. Stop posting definitions of your personal acquaintances
Seriously, these 1,000 definitions about Liza are clogging up the artery that is urbandictionary.
by Not Zane September 4, 2004
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Reality Television

Something gone so horribly wrong in television, people need to stop watching this stuff. Showcases a bunch of whiny idiots causing constant drama and strife among each other. Very rarely has that one guy who "gets it" and doesnt really talk throughout the whole show.
Rare reality television shows that I actually ever liked:

The surreal life.


Thats about it. Stop watching MTV.
by Not Zane September 4, 2004
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Elmo Music

Elmo music is the archetype of which emo music started.

It started off when elmo sang the ABC song, a highly musical and emotional form of the song that we all know, and were taught, in kindergarten.

Elmo's actual name is Thomas O'Callaghan, an immigrant from Ireland, he started out as a highly disturbed child growing up on the lonely streets of ireland, he was ridiculed by the kids, daily. He never knew his parents. It was documented that Callaghan got into many knife fights, and was often put in jail for his rough conduct. After a year of misconduct, he was adopted by a man by the name of Joan Ganz Cooney, otherwise known as the infamous creator of Sesame Street.

As a young boy he was afflicted from a rare and horrible condition called El Cabello Rojo, translated literally, means the Red hair in spanish.

Elmo was afflicted with another rare disease where his scrotum did not grow properly, hence his high toned voice. Despite these setbacks, elmo took a career into singing with the help of Joan Ganz Cooney who took him under his wing, and gave him financial support.

Elmo enjoyed a long and prosperous career and became a worldwide known singer. His albums topped the charts at regular intervals, one of his greatest songs, "Baby, the ABC's arent good enough for me" was Number 1 in 1972 for 3 months.

Sesame street was his best career he ever undertook, with such classics as, "The ABC song" and "How to tie your shoe"

Elmo is still very alive today, although retired from sesame street, he is an active member of the NRA and donates regularly to the give.org foundation, he once stated in a Denver Colorado convention "We cannot, we must not, turn to violence, a gentleman must allow his words to do his fighting. But whenever my family is in danger, and when there is no other alternative, I know that my Desert Eagle 50 Action Express will serve me best."

Indeed, elmo music did inspire emo music, as it inspires me, and you, to do our best, through singing, and overcoming obstacles.
1975: Elmos greatest hits.

Dedicated in memory of Big Bird. 1969-2004.
by Not Zane July 22, 2004
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