Not Zane's definitions

talk to the hand

Something that chicks (In their teens, mostly.) say whenever they officially lost a debate.

It is most commonly used by a person with a low IQ, who cant just tell someone to go away by theirself, so they resort to something really stupid and raise their hand in the air.

See also: How's the weather

People who say "Talk to the hand" need a heavy dose of reality.

Cheerleaders should be put in jail each time they say this.

by Not Zane July 23, 2004

John Wayne

His alternate name is called "The Duke". He is THE MAN when it comes to western movies, accept no other substitute. EXCEPT for Clint Eastwood

"John Wayne isnt dead, hes frozen! Have any of you ever taken a cold shower? Okay, multiply that by 150,000,000 and thats how mad the Duke is gonna be whenever he wakes up and finds out whats happening today."

- Dennis Leary

by Not Zane September 9, 2004

gansta grip

Something that "gangsters" do by holding a handgun sideways, holding a handgun sideways will not only lower the accuracy to a minimum, it is also easy to disarm the ignorant fool that was holding it sideways.

Im glad gangsters dont know how to use firearms, just makes it that much easier to run.

by Not Zane July 29, 2004

Fight club

One of the most ate up movies I have ever had the pleasure of seeing. It was a great movie, however.

"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."

by Not Zane September 10, 2004

Doe

Doe is jive for "door."

I am about to kick in the front doe.

Who dat is? go to the side doe.

What the problem is? Go to the front doe.

by Not Zane September 14, 2004

Ebay

A place where one gets ripped off.

"Yo homie, I just bizzought this sword right here for 300 dollars. Let me just unsheathe it out of the scabbard--- why is it falling apart?"

by Not Zane September 17, 2004

Carved out of wood

It means you're freaking ripped. Wood = hard = carved = chisled = ripped. Common sense for the win! However; if you are carved out of wood, be prepared to immolate easily.

To be carved out of wood, one must lift weights, and do pushups regularly. Definately not for the lazy/impatient.

by Not Zane September 9, 2004