Not Zane's definitions

douchebaggery

The art of douchebaggery could be defined as this:

POSTING A DEFINITION OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND IN REALLY HORRIBLE SPELLING, AND GRAMMAR. THERE ARE ABOUT 300,000 DEFINITIONS EXPLAINING WHY Jenny HAPPENS TO BE THE GREATEST CHICK IN THE WORLD.

STOP THE DOUCHEBAGGERY I SAY! GRACIAS A TODAS.

by Not Zane September 4, 2004

Jock

A person, who, contributes little or nothing to society.

A person who usually picks on the nerd or someone smaller than him See: Coward

Usually plays football or some other sport that honestly will not help them in the long run.

____________Note Below_______________

JOCKS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE CONFUSED WITH REAL ATHLETES.

Real athletes strive as hard as they can to reach a certain goal they strive at IE: Swimming, Running, playing Basketball, Boxing.

Many MANY Jocks cannot do these sports right, and will not anytime in the future.

Jocks waste their time on such trivial things to find out that it wont matter in the future.

Their lack of IQ and talent is replaced by good social skills, that wont matter in the long run either.

Jocks own ricers and (Despite popular belief,) spend most of their time on the internet.

The jock is the epitome of wastefulness - An unknown Roman soldier before the fall of rome.

by Not Zane July 21, 2004

Homestarrunner

I think I might just be the only person on the planet who doesn't like the homestarrunner series. :(

Dont hate, educate..........

by Not Zane September 13, 2004

Beavis and Butthead

Best cartoon I ever watched. In my opinion it beat Family Guy by a margin.

Beavis and Butthead was MTV's only saving grace.

by Not Zane July 23, 2004

The meaning of life

To serve God with the best of your ability,to be virtuous.

Atheists are going to cuss me out because they are insecure.

by Not Zane July 23, 2004

Golf carts

Man its so rough in my hood, that one time a group of white kids drove down to my house to ask directions to somewhere.

Im living ghetto fabulous in suburbia.

by Not Zane July 22, 2004

Teenager

Something im not proud to be, because a lot of teenagers are quite simply put; idiots.

Im 17, and I look around and see all of these people (teenagers) moping around, I tell them that we live like kings and they shrug me off and tell me about how bad their life is because, for example, they got dumped.

Teenagers aren't mentally ready, or responsible for relationships. Love at first sight? No, lust at first sight my good gentlemen, there is a difference.

by Not Zane September 8, 2004