Not Zane's definitions

Thursday

One of my favorite bands. Their songs are pure quality, not your "Run of the mill" groups such as Nickelback.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: Hey kids, did you know that Thursday happens to be one of my favorite bands?

Some random kid: Yeah, you told me a thousand times.

by Not Zane August 10, 2004

rebel

Something that Toby Keith definately is not, despite popular belief.

Yes, if by rebel you mean sellout then yes, Toby Keith is definately a rebel.

by Not Zane September 5, 2004

Indiana Jones

Gentlemen, we must educate ourselves. This was not a movie, Indiana Jones was a real person. And the things that went on therein, was all in real time, that is to say, it all actually happend the first time everyone seen it.

As I am typing this, Indiana Jones is more than likely out in the Aztec, fighting off generic enemies with spears. All by himself.

by Not Zane September 29, 2004

AOL Instant Messenger

Its been disputed since the dawn of the internet where our form of grammar and spelling was tainted.

I have the answer. And the answer in question is AOL instant messenger.

Y0 FEWL YUO SIGNEING ON AOL INSTANT NTN NT MESSENAGR TODEY!11?

Yeah, AOL is a virus within itself.

Macho Man Randy Savage approves of this message.

by Not Zane September 5, 2004

Teenager

Something im not proud to be, because a lot of teenagers are quite simply put; idiots.

Im 17, and I look around and see all of these people (teenagers) moping around, I tell them that we live like kings and they shrug me off and tell me about how bad their life is because, for example, they got dumped.

Teenagers aren't mentally ready, or responsible for relationships. Love at first sight? No, lust at first sight my good gentlemen, there is a difference.

by Not Zane September 8, 2004

douchebaggery

The art of douchebaggery could be defined as this:

POSTING A DEFINITION OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND IN REALLY HORRIBLE SPELLING, AND GRAMMAR. THERE ARE ABOUT 300,000 DEFINITIONS EXPLAINING WHY Jenny HAPPENS TO BE THE GREATEST CHICK IN THE WORLD.

STOP THE DOUCHEBAGGERY I SAY! GRACIAS A TODAS.

by Not Zane September 4, 2004

How's the weather

When people says or do something outdated (Such as putting an L on their forehead and saying you go girl/guy, ugh I hate that phrase) you can say, "Hows the weather 7 years ago"

Some pompous chick: "You go boyfriend!"
You: Hows the weather 7 years ago?
Some pompous chick: ....YOU SUCK

Some pompous chick just got her ego curb stomped, Steven Segall style.

by Not Zane July 23, 2004