Not Proud to be an American's definitions

Weapons of Mass Destruction

1. Biological, nuclear, or chemical weapons designed to kill on a large scale
2. Things that the US own, but monitors everybody else's use of, because they have some deluded idea that only they can responsibly own them.
3. Also known as NEII (Not Existent In Iraq)

George W. Bush says we must invade Iraq because they had WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, and then passes resolutions authorizing the US to build more WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION.

by Not Proud to be an American July 26, 2003

freedom fries

1. A phrase made up by George W. Bush and his cronies to eradicate any mention of the nation of France from the US.
2. Part of the radical attempt to segregate the French from the world.
3. An idiotic expression

If Congress is stupid enough to turn French Fries into Freedom Fries, it is stupid enough to make these transformations:

Turkey -> Independence Bird
Peking Duck -> Democracy Duck
Guinea Pig -> Freedom Pig
Hamburgers -> Liberty Meat
World -> America
Inspections -> War
Statesmanship -> War
Diplomacy -> War
Peace -> War

by Not Proud to be an American April 23, 2003

terrorism

The practice of bombing or otherwise being destructive in an attempt to create fear among civilian populations. Forms of terrorism include hijacking aircraft, suicide bombing, and shock and awe.
Nouns - terrorist, suicide bomber, George W. Bush

by Not Proud to be an American May 9, 2003

politics

The system that governs the world. A system of cheating, lying, and scandal. Coming from the phrase poly, meaning many, and ticks, meaning bloodsucking parasites.

by Not Proud to be an American February 11, 2007

France

1. A country in western Europe, leading the political opposition to psycho-Bush and his coalition of supporters who are hated by their people.
2. Subject of a mathematical equation that measures intelligence:
France > America.
3. See smart.

by Not Proud to be an American February 11, 2007

Patriot Act

The latest attempt by the US Government to curtail the rights of its citizens.

by Not Proud to be an American July 26, 2003

Ashcroft

The most facist moron ever to hold an American public office since ... well ... ever. Creator of many acts that curtail the civil rights of American citizens, and one who endorses the imprisonment and brutal treatment of people without charges.

If ASHCROFT walked into a room containing Hitler, Stalin, Hussein, bin Laden, and Nero, he would be right at home.

by Not Proud to be an American July 26, 2003