Nordicdragon's definitions

Mumakil

A large elephant-like creature that exists in J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle-earth. They are far different from real-life elephants as they're much larger and have four tusks instead of two.

They were often referred to as "Oliphaunts" by the hobbits.

The Mumakil were often used in battle by the Haradrim

by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018

White Jesus

The false depiction of Jesus Christ that appears in paintings and all different types of media. Most people don't know the fact that Jesus in reality was an ancient Palestinian Jew. He wasn't the handsome white guy that's portrayed in movies and artwork.

It's that awkward moment when the Ku Klux Klan and all the racist Christians find out that the White Jesus they've been worshipping is actually a Middle Eastern Arab and not white at all.

by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018

Sexy Jesus

When people are actually attracted to Jesus because of his handsome appearance.

Ironically, Jesus wasn't actually all that good looking according to the bible:

"He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him."-Isaiah 53:2

Most people seem to be attracted to Sexy Jesus when in reality Jesus wasn't all that beautiful

by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018

Slingshot

A racial slur used to describe Palestinians as they are often stereotyped as using slingshots as weapons.

Is it offensive to call Jesus a slingshot since he was Palestinian?

by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018

Quadrio

A group of four people.

The Beatles are one of the most famous quadrios out there.

by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018

Irish Elk

An extinct species of deer that lived during the Ice Age and was one of the largest deer that ever lived. Its body was only slightly bigger than that of the largest deer today, the moose. But its antlers were far bigger. They measured more than 11.5 feet (3.5 meters) across and were very heavy (they weighed more than a person).

As wth most deer, only the males grew antlers. They probably used their antlers to fight each other at breeding time, to take control of the herd of females.

It was also known as the Giant Deer.

Some Ice Age animals roamed the snowy grasslands, while others wandered in the woods and forests. The Irish Elk probably did both.

by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018

Dunkleosteus

A prehistoric fish that lived during the late Devonian period. It had thick armor plates of bone over its head and neck for protection.

The teeth of Dunkleosteus were fearsome sharp blades of bone. They could easily slice through the armor of other hard-bodied animals.

Some fossils of Dunkleosteus have bite marks from the teeth of other Dunkleosteus. So these massive fish were probably cannibals.

by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018