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Dunkleosteus

A prehistoric fish that lived during the late Devonian period. It had thick armor plates of bone over its head and neck for protection.

The teeth of Dunkleosteus were fearsome sharp blades of bone. They could easily slice through the armor of other hard-bodied animals.
Some fossils of Dunkleosteus have bite marks from the teeth of other Dunkleosteus. So these massive fish were probably cannibals.
by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018
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Slingshot

A racial slur used to describe Palestinians as they are often stereotyped as using slingshots as weapons.
Is it offensive to call Jesus a slingshot since he was Palestinian?
by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018
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Mastodon

A prehistoric elephant that was a close cousin of the elephants and mammoths. It probably fed on leaves from trees and bushes.
I know of the mastodon because of Denali (the mastodon character from the old Gumby cartoons).
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Christcunt

A really rude and disrespectful Christian who does not accept other people's beliefs and uses their own beliefs to justify bad actions
That old Christian lady chastised me for being an atheist. She was a complete Christcunt.
by Nordicdragon July 3, 2018
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Sexy Jesus

When people are actually attracted to Jesus because of his handsome appearance.

Ironically, Jesus wasn't actually all that good looking according to the bible:

"He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him."-Isaiah 53:2
Most people seem to be attracted to Sexy Jesus when in reality Jesus wasn't all that beautiful
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Irish Elk

An extinct species of deer that lived during the Ice Age and was one of the largest deer that ever lived. Its body was only slightly bigger than that of the largest deer today, the moose. But its antlers were far bigger. They measured more than 11.5 feet (3.5 meters) across and were very heavy (they weighed more than a person).

As wth most deer, only the males grew antlers. They probably used their antlers to fight each other at breeding time, to take control of the herd of females.

It was also known as the Giant Deer.
Some Ice Age animals roamed the snowy grasslands, while others wandered in the woods and forests. The Irish Elk probably did both.
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Quadrio

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