Sexy Jesus

When people are actually attracted to Jesus because of his handsome appearance.

Ironically, Jesus wasn't actually all that good looking according to the bible:

"He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him."-Isaiah 53:2
Most people seem to be attracted to Sexy Jesus when in reality Jesus wasn't all that beautiful
by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018
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Fucanglong

AKA, Futs-Lung, an ancient Chinese dragon that guards all the hidden treasures deep within the earth. He possesses a magic pearl that multiplies when touched (since the pearl represents wisdom, it is considered the most valuable of all his treasures).

It takes 3,000 years for Futs-Lung to grow to his terrific adult size. Newly hatched, he looks much like an eel. By 500 years of age, Futs-Lung has grown a head that resembles a carp's. By his 1,500th birthday, he will grow a long tail, a head with a thick beard, and four stumpy legs with claws. At the age of 2,000, Futs-Lung will have horns.
Once you touch the Fucanglong's pearl it will start to multiply and you'll end up having more pearls.
by Nordicdragon July 04, 2018
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Heptalogy

A series comprised of seven distinct works.
A heptalogy has seven works. An example of this is Harry Potter which is one of the most famous heptalogies.
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Hans Asperger

An Austrian pediatrician who is best known for discovering Asperger's syndrome (a form of high functioning autism).
Aspergers are named after Hans Asperger.
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Megamouth Shark

A species of shark that was discovered in 1976 when a U.S. naval ship caught one on its anchor. Scientists dubbed it megamouth, for obvious reasons. Since then, the shark has been proven to be extremely elusive. Only 100 specimens of them have so far been found, but every one that can be examined reveals new information about these strange sharks.
Megamouth sharks can grow up to be 18 ft. (5.5 cm) long. To fuel such a huge body, it needs a lot of food, but, surprisingly l, this big fish is not a big game Hunter. It's a filter feeder and most of its diet consists of tiny, planktonic animals, which it strains from the water.
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Quadrio

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Monotreme

A type of mammal that lays eggs instead of giving birth to live young.
The platypus and the echidna are the only known monotremes that exist in the world.
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