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Ooga booga

What a monke says

Monke: ooga booga

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 3, 2022

2022

The year that you all thought would be better but got worse. There was a war outbreak between russia and ukraine, but russia might win because of it's large military and big landmass.

So is war a better thing than covid, no... War is racism and extinction combined, basically. Talking about covid now. Covid is still around, even as it's devolved it's severity it's still terrible to have the virus.

Kid: 2022 is awesome!
Depressed teen: No.
Kid: EMO EMO EMO EMO EMO EMO EM

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 3, 2022

pousi

A black cat, but you say it in a different way.

Guy 1: Where did your pousi go?
Guy 2: Oh they jumped off a 5-story window.
Guy 1: What the actual fuck!?

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 3, 2022

Infinity

Infinity is endless. Not only meaning you won't make it to the end, but also that it's the amount of balls that can fit in ya jaws. And it's the only number that doesn't even exist.

Person 1: How many things do you have to do?
Person 2: Infinity.
Person 1: Oh.
Person 2: Infinity, i have to do an endless amount of things.
Person 1: Human brains already do infinite things by breathing, even when you dream.
Person 2: Ok so?

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 3, 2022

Potato

What people in Ireland used to eat.

I want a potato!

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 24, 2022

🫀

heart emoji

My 🫀 hurts!

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 24, 2022

Summarize

Summarizing is to take a sentence and shorten it, but remember to shorten only to the important details so the reader can still understand it. Also the word that your teacher is probably teaching you.

Teacher: You summarize by shortening the sentence and putting the important details.
Kid: Oh speedrun
Teacher: 💀💀💀
Kid: *ASCENDS TO GOD*
Teacher: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 3, 2022