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Ooga booga

What a monke says

Monke: ooga booga

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 3, 2022

2022

The year that you all thought would be better but got worse. There was a war outbreak between russia and ukraine, but russia might win because of it's large military and big landmass.

So is war a better thing than covid, no... War is racism and extinction combined, basically. Talking about covid now. Covid is still around, even as it's devolved it's severity it's still terrible to have the virus.

Kid: 2022 is awesome!
Depressed teen: No.
Kid: EMO EMO EMO EMO EMO EMO EM

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 3, 2022

Infinity

Infinity is endless. Not only meaning you won't make it to the end, but also that it's the amount of balls that can fit in ya jaws. And it's the only number that doesn't even exist.

Person 1: How many things do you have to do?
Person 2: Infinity.
Person 1: Oh.
Person 2: Infinity, i have to do an endless amount of things.
Person 1: Human brains already do infinite things by breathing, even when you dream.
Person 2: Ok so?

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 3, 2022

a

It's obviously the first letter of the alphabet, it's also a vowel. So why the fuck did you search one letter if you know this?

Father: Take out the trash!
Kid: A
Father: What!?
Kid: noclips to the backrooms
Father: Oh well i didn't need that kid anyway

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 3, 2022

Word

You just typed one

Urban dictionary: search a word!
You: word.

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 24, 2022

None of us

Nobody, nobody who's here.

"None of us asked"

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 March 18, 2022

China

The country that has created every single atom.
Everything is made from China.

China: We made everything
Americans: You aren't god y'now
China: Are you sure about that?

..... Are americans really SURE?

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 3, 2022