6 definitions by Nohappienesswithoutcqre

Blob'ed

A noun that defines a guy that has a seriously round squelchy face. Normally Blob'ed's have a weird round nose and a very ugly face.

Boy: Who's that? He looks butters!
Girl: He's Blob'ed

by Nohappienesswithoutcqre January 1, 2016

Wink wink, nudge nudge, lick lick lick

What you usually say when your best friend is talking to their crush.

Bestfriend 1: Hey baby;)
Bestfriend 2: Wink wink, nudge nudge, lick lick lick.

by Nohappienesswithoutcqre January 2, 2016

Simei

A name you give to someone, who has a big ass and is very loud. Also have great tits. Usually very good at having sex. Normally very kinky, but don't use them or fuck them over because they'll wip your ass.

Guy1: Wow her ass is dreamy! But omfg her laugh blew the roof off!
Guy2: Wow she speaks loud doesn't she? She must be a Simei!

by Nohappienesswithoutcqre January 2, 2016

Umi

A word that describes a young, beautiful girl. She's usually loud, but not too loud. She's the life of every party. She sometimes makes mistakes, but always learns from them. She effects everyone's life. You either love an Umi or hate an Umi.
Most boys will soon find them self in love or crushing on Umi. Umi is also great at sex and sends nudes.

Boy1: Man, who's that hot chick dancing on the table?
Boy2: Looks like an Umi, ngl.

by Nohappienesswithoutcqre January 2, 2016

Sausage & pork hole?

A discrete way of asking for oral sex.

"Do you want sausage & pork hole?'

by Nohappienesswithoutcqre January 2, 2016

Give my balls a heada

A discrete way of saying 'suck me off' or 'suck my dick'.

"Hey bby, wanna come give my balls a heada"

by Nohappienesswithoutcqre January 2, 2016