7 definitions by NimbleFruitJube
The act of putting expensive fruit and vegetable items through the self service checkout as cheaper ones. For example, one might put through a mango as a carrot or an avocado as a potato and save a few dollars.
by NimbleFruitJube January 6, 2018
by NimbleFruitJube August 6, 2023
An outdoor BBQ in which sausages are the main affair. Often hosted by non profit organizations for a donation and on Election Day in Australia as incentive to vote.
by NimbleFruitJube November 6, 2018
My best mate and I were too lazy for a a full on jog, but still wanted to burn some calories. We had a lot to catch up on, so we embarked on a much needed jork
by NimbleFruitJube August 7, 2023
1. A husband who takes unfair advantage and robs you of everything you cherish.
2. A husband who thinks he’s puss in boots
3. A sneak attack from behind followed by a proposal
4. A husband under 5’5
2. A husband who thinks he’s puss in boots
3. A sneak attack from behind followed by a proposal
4. A husband under 5’5
1. Turns out I married a husbandito who stole all my jewelry and crushed my soul.
2. I have to take my husbandito to the psychiatrist.
3. I don’t remember saying yes to my husbandito’s proposal, he caught me off guard and left me in a daze of orgasmic bliss.
4. My husbandito was not allowed to ride the rollercoaster at 6 flags.
2. I have to take my husbandito to the psychiatrist.
3. I don’t remember saying yes to my husbandito’s proposal, he caught me off guard and left me in a daze of orgasmic bliss.
4. My husbandito was not allowed to ride the rollercoaster at 6 flags.
by NimbleFruitJube August 6, 2023
by NimbleFruitJube August 7, 2023
Jovially going for a swim
It’s such a perfect day, I might just head on down for dipitydoo in the catfish pool before breakfast!
by NimbleFruitJube August 7, 2023