Nik's definitions

osculation

The act of recieving blowjobs from Christian music festival attenders dressed as spiderman...

I was osculating like no other, yo, g-unit.

by Nik April 25, 2004

slap the dog

VERB: to masterbate or to play with your reproductive organs

i didnt get enough @$$ last nite, so i had to slap the dog

by nik April 30, 2004

Dukes

A gender-neutral/gender-queer/transgender parent; a parent who does not feel completely male or female

J doesn't feel comfortable being called "mom" or "dad" because s/he doesn't feel as though s/he fits the mold of any one gender; therefore, hir kids call hir "Dukes".

by Nik June 3, 2004

boi

1. in the lesbian community, a young transgendered/androgynous/masculine person who is biologically female and presents themselves in a young, boyish way; a boidyke; often also identifies as genderqueer.

2. in the gay community, a young gay man;

3. in the BDSM community, someone who presents themselves in a young, boyish way and is usually a bottom/submissive;

4. an alternate spelling of boy often used by young teenage boys.

1. J doesn't feel like s/he fits the mold of any one gender. S/he presents hirself in a young, boyish manner, and hir appearance in quite androgynous/masculine. S/he's a boi.

2. J is a young, masculine gay male who presents himself in a boyish manner. He's a boi.

3. Daddy's boi and/or Mommy's boi.

4. My teenage brother and his friends often refer to themselves as "skater bois"

by Nik June 4, 2004

Ubermaaf

Word used to express an apology
A Very apologetic expression
Derived from 'maaf' (ma-af) from malay language, combined with 'Super' Uber

Ubermaaf man, I didn't mean it okay?
Ubermaaf man, are you okay?

by Nik October 2, 2004

guns and roses

LOL!! tahts funnie, see guns n' roses this is the definition that people search for that dont know shit about gn'r and hate them.

person: i HATE guns and roses!
gn'r fan: nedver heard of them, i LOVE guns n' roses though!!!


get it..?

by Nik October 5, 2004

guns n' roses

good, you clicked my link (if you dida search for guns and roses) if you did than you dont know shit about guns n' roses, well geuss waht?.. you just learned something, that its not guns and roses its guns n' roses...see the difference? this is what people search for if then know a thing or two about them, and knwo hwo to spell it right. anyway...there an almighty band who unfortantlly broke up cuz axl is such a faggot. dotn get me wrong.. i like his voice, but he himself is gay..he made the rest of the band sighn the name over to him or he would leave them, how low is that?!

guns n' roses are teh almighty ones!!!!

by Nik October 5, 2004