Niggadicks's definitions

tit trumpeteer

A female, or obese man, who plays the trumpet best with their breasts. Pressing their breasts together at mad speeds creates enough air at the right frequency to both blow air through the trumpet and push the keys.

Mary received an A in band after displaying what a good tit trumpeteer she was.

by Niggadicks April 28, 2006

Spice out session

The period of time in which a person is incapacitated after spicing out - usually accompanied by sickened groans and more puking.

"Fuck, I smoked an eighth of maul hoots and had a mass spice out session last night."

by Niggadicks June 17, 2009

pooch

a term used to describe the action of pulling through with a fat bong hoot.

"way to pooch that bowl, homes."

by Niggadicks June 9, 2009

spicing out

See spice out session. Spicing out is used to describe the action of puking after one has smoked too much tobacco. It often results in hysterical laughter from the surrounding people.

"HAHAHA, look at ryan, he's spicing out"
"gnaaarly."

by Niggadicks June 17, 2009

potes

shortened form of the word potey.
see also potes mcgoats

"this ganja is potes, dawg."

by Niggadicks June 9, 2009

automatic circumsizers

A tool used for automatic circumsizing.
Really. How the hell could you need a definition for this?

Weird Al: Would you look at all that stuff ...
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumsizers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
Noob: wotz teh fock

by Niggadicks July 6, 2006

gangstafarian

One who represents both rastafarian and gangsta culture. A rare breed, yet we're often well-liked.

"I've only ever seen a couple gangstafarians in my life!"

by Niggadicks June 17, 2009