Niggadicks's definitions

pooch

a term used to describe the action of pulling through with a fat bong hoot.

"way to pooch that bowl, homes."

by Niggadicks June 9, 2009

spicing out

See spice out session. Spicing out is used to describe the action of puking after one has smoked too much tobacco. It often results in hysterical laughter from the surrounding people.

"HAHAHA, look at ryan, he's spicing out"
"gnaaarly."

by Niggadicks June 17, 2009

catch'n'dry

When one or more pieces of fecal matter gets caught in the hairs in the anal cleavage of a person, and is missed in wiping. The feces then proceed to dry and go into a weird crumbly substance which is quite hard to remove.
Often, this dry fecal matter obstructs the next defecation, which makes it incredibly hard to empty your bowels because the dried feces are blocking the anus.

Possible remedies which I have tried are
-Using scissors to cut out the feces (if you slip like I did you can cut your anus)
-Simply pulling it out (suggestions are to have gone through a lot of pain beforehand so this doesn't seem so significant, because it HURTS, or to go into a shower and soap it up, then try and pull it off)

Usually when the feces are stuck in the ass hair, when you stand up off the toilet seat your butt feels wet, and is sort of stuck together. If this symptom ever occurs, shower INSTANTLY. It savse a LOT of pain.

John: Damn... another catch'n'dry, and I didn't catch it in time!
Friz: Time to braek out the morphine :)
John: -sigh- I'm in for a longggg day.

by Niggadicks July 4, 2006

bellowstick

A stick that has problems shutting the fuck up

Bob: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TREE BRANCH
Tree branch: No, I'm a bellowstick
Bob: oh, sorry

by Niggadicks April 28, 2006

moiler

A bong hoot, most often a maul hoot, with a drop of hash oil placed on top of the hoot. Used frequently for getting a massive nicotine rush and simultaneously getting ripped.

"I'm stoked on this maul hoot!"
"hold on a sec, I'll give you a drop of oil for a moiler."
"potes!"

by Niggadicks June 9, 2009

mash hoot

a maul hoot mixed with hash. also known as a masher.

"I've got some hash, let's rip some mashers boys"
"Mash hoots to the dome!"

by Niggadicks June 9, 2009

tit trumpeteer

A female, or obese man, who plays the trumpet best with their breasts. Pressing their breasts together at mad speeds creates enough air at the right frequency to both blow air through the trumpet and push the keys.

Mary received an A in band after displaying what a good tit trumpeteer she was.

by Niggadicks April 28, 2006