Niggadicks's definitions

fr0ffle

To rofl; but only under specific criteria
-you must have an afro (hence fr0ffle)
-you must have mad 1337 skills (hence the 0 in fro)
-you must be a moron (hence the whole word)

Due to the required criteria, I am the only one in the world permitted to fr0ffle.

by Niggadicks July 3, 2006

sperm canister

A small, usually cylindrical and aluminium depository for semen. Portable, easy to carry, and often mistakable as cans of soup.

Fred: Shit, G! I thought I was makin' some cream of mushroom soup... but fuck! I really cooked up the contents of a sperm canister!
Jason: fr0ffle

by Niggadicks July 3, 2006

Scrotebuffer

One who chronically and excessively polishes his scrotum, sometimes to the point of rupturing it

Joe: Man, my scrote's shiny today
Spoon: you sick scrotebuffer
Joe: Stfu! you're no better you tit-trombone

by Niggadicks April 28, 2006

Spice

A term for tobacco, particularly when used in a bong.

"I need a bit more spice for this hoot, brah."

by Niggadicks June 17, 2009

tripping balls

To smoke a joint or drop a tab, and then stick your leg out into a crowded interesection, interfering with the path of any testicals that may be walking past - thus causing them to fall over.

-Lars sticks his foot out without noticing that a pair of testicals are stampeding across the road. They run into it and fall over, spilling semen everywhere-
"DUDE, I'M TRIPPING BALLS!"

by Niggadicks January 13, 2008

semiboned

One of those annoying partial erections. Not quite hard enough to masturbate with, but hard enough to be seen by people if you stand up. They're also rather difficult to get rid of, because by the time you get one you want to get the rest of the erection.

Jason: brb getting milk -gets up-
Mom: You're semiboned, son. I don't need to see that.
Jason: -.-

by Niggadicks July 4, 2006

zerpayce

A statement of farewell or departure.

"peace out, homes."
"ZERPAYCE!"

by Niggadicks June 9, 2009