Niggadicks's definitions

maul hoot

A bong tokes in which the bowl is packed with a mixture of tobacco and weet. Known to be much more dominating than straight green. See rocker and moiler.

"Maul hoots fo' life"

by Niggadicks June 9, 2009

moiler

A bong hoot, most often a maul hoot, with a drop of hash oil placed on top of the hoot. Used frequently for getting a massive nicotine rush and simultaneously getting ripped.

"I'm stoked on this maul hoot!"
"hold on a sec, I'll give you a drop of oil for a moiler."
"potes!"

by Niggadicks June 9, 2009

mash hoot

a maul hoot mixed with hash. also known as a masher.

"I've got some hash, let's rip some mashers boys"
"Mash hoots to the dome!"

by Niggadicks June 9, 2009

kainer

a hoot packed so tightly into a glass or metal bong bowl, that the top of the chronic forms a small mound that extends beyond the rim of the bowl.

"damn, that kainer wrecked me.''

by Niggadicks June 9, 2009

tit trumpeteer

A female, or obese man, who plays the trumpet best with their breasts. Pressing their breasts together at mad speeds creates enough air at the right frequency to both blow air through the trumpet and push the keys.

Mary received an A in band after displaying what a good tit trumpeteer she was.

by Niggadicks April 28, 2006

gangstafarian

One who represents both rastafarian and gangsta culture. A rare breed, yet we're often well-liked.

"I've only ever seen a couple gangstafarians in my life!"

by Niggadicks June 17, 2009

automatic circumsizers

A tool used for automatic circumsizing.
Really. How the hell could you need a definition for this?

Weird Al: Would you look at all that stuff ...
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumsizers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
Noob: wotz teh fock

by Niggadicks July 6, 2006