Niggadicks's definitions

maul hoot

A bong tokes in which the bowl is packed with a mixture of tobacco and weet. Known to be much more dominating than straight green. See rocker and moiler.

"Maul hoots fo' life"

by Niggadicks June 9, 2009

niggerbarrel

A black man's favourite hiding spot. Often wooden and empty, but can sometimes be filled with various things, including but not limited to oil and the remnants of fried chicken batter.

I can say from personal experience, being black myself, that being black and hiding in a niggerbarrel is awesome.

by Niggadicks July 4, 2006

r0lb

Alteration of r0lf = alteration of rofl.
Flows smoother than rofl.

Homosexual Manifesto: lolz sticky bumsex just occured with me and a snail"
Friend: r0lb

by Niggadicks April 28, 2006

potes

shortened form of the word potey.
see also potes mcgoats

"this ganja is potes, dawg."

by Niggadicks June 9, 2009

fr0ffle

To rofl; but only under specific criteria
-you must have an afro (hence fr0ffle)
-you must have mad 1337 skills (hence the 0 in fro)
-you must be a moron (hence the whole word)

Due to the required criteria, I am the only one in the world permitted to fr0ffle.

by Niggadicks July 3, 2006

gangstafarian

One who represents both rastafarian and gangsta culture. A rare breed, yet we're often well-liked.

"I've only ever seen a couple gangstafarians in my life!"

by Niggadicks June 17, 2009

automatic circumsizers

A tool used for automatic circumsizing.
Really. How the hell could you need a definition for this?

Weird Al: Would you look at all that stuff ...
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumsizers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
Noob: wotz teh fock

by Niggadicks July 6, 2006