Niggadicks's definitions

sperm canister

A small, usually cylindrical and aluminium depository for semen. Portable, easy to carry, and often mistakable as cans of soup.

Fred: Shit, G! I thought I was makin' some cream of mushroom soup... but fuck! I really cooked up the contents of a sperm canister!
Jason: fr0ffle

by Niggadicks July 3, 2006

niggerbarrel

A black man's favourite hiding spot. Often wooden and empty, but can sometimes be filled with various things, including but not limited to oil and the remnants of fried chicken batter.

I can say from personal experience, being black myself, that being black and hiding in a niggerbarrel is awesome.

by Niggadicks July 4, 2006

fr0ffle

To rofl; but only under specific criteria
-you must have an afro (hence fr0ffle)
-you must have mad 1337 skills (hence the 0 in fro)
-you must be a moron (hence the whole word)

Due to the required criteria, I am the only one in the world permitted to fr0ffle.

by Niggadicks July 3, 2006

):

A sad smiley. Often used to elude the onslaught of emoticons on instant messengers / forums. Idiots often confuse it as a typo for :)

John: :( (emoticon shows up)
Frank: Bitch! Don't use emoticons!
John: ):
Frank: Better, bitch.

by Niggadicks July 3, 2006

eon5

An unindentified and seemingly useless picture of an air vent. Many people have speculated that it was related to eon8, but none have been proved. This is simply a picture of an air vent. Check it out if you will, although it is sort of creepy. It feels like a screamer.

Manuel: i wented 2 eon8 on june 31th and gott'd scared
Nigel: ya?? well i goed 2 eon5 and got creept' out lol
Manuel: ya dey r unanswerd
Nigel: yup g lol

by Niggadicks July 4, 2006

lollylopzkizmal

Laughing so hard you trip and fall into a cataclysm.

Jurgen: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Jargen: oh no, Jurgen lollylopzkizmaled :(
Jorgen: k

by Niggadicks July 4, 2006

catch'n'dry

When one or more pieces of fecal matter gets caught in the hairs in the anal cleavage of a person, and is missed in wiping. The feces then proceed to dry and go into a weird crumbly substance which is quite hard to remove.
Often, this dry fecal matter obstructs the next defecation, which makes it incredibly hard to empty your bowels because the dried feces are blocking the anus.

Possible remedies which I have tried are
-Using scissors to cut out the feces (if you slip like I did you can cut your anus)
-Simply pulling it out (suggestions are to have gone through a lot of pain beforehand so this doesn't seem so significant, because it HURTS, or to go into a shower and soap it up, then try and pull it off)

Usually when the feces are stuck in the ass hair, when you stand up off the toilet seat your butt feels wet, and is sort of stuck together. If this symptom ever occurs, shower INSTANTLY. It savse a LOT of pain.

John: Damn... another catch'n'dry, and I didn't catch it in time!
Friz: Time to braek out the morphine :)
John: -sigh- I'm in for a longggg day.

by Niggadicks July 4, 2006