Niggadicks's definitions

buttstruggler

One who loses their way inside the gastrointestinal track and must wait for the owner of aforementioned organs to defecate in order to escape.
A buttstruggler is often met with horribly unpleasant odors. A shower is usually taken after, but is not mandatory.

Aaron: Dude, Fred got stuck in my ass again yesterday. I had to have a good shit before he finally got out.
McGreggor: Haha, what a buttstruggler.
Aaron: Aye.

by Niggadicks November 11, 2006

Scrotebuffer

One who chronically and excessively polishes his scrotum, sometimes to the point of rupturing it

Joe: Man, my scrote's shiny today
Spoon: you sick scrotebuffer
Joe: Stfu! you're no better you tit-trombone

by Niggadicks April 28, 2006

sperm canister

A small, usually cylindrical and aluminium depository for semen. Portable, easy to carry, and often mistakable as cans of soup.

Fred: Shit, G! I thought I was makin' some cream of mushroom soup... but fuck! I really cooked up the contents of a sperm canister!
Jason: fr0ffle

by Niggadicks July 3, 2006

):

A sad smiley. Often used to elude the onslaught of emoticons on instant messengers / forums. Idiots often confuse it as a typo for :)

John: :( (emoticon shows up)
Frank: Bitch! Don't use emoticons!
John: ):
Frank: Better, bitch.

by Niggadicks July 3, 2006

noobaloid

One who runs in circles, but lacks the 1337ness or simple ability to add zeros to their descriptors.

John: WHEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKIN' WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *barf*
Jack: You fuckin' noobaloid.

by Niggadicks October 9, 2006

zerpayce

A statement of farewell or departure.

"peace out, homes."
"ZERPAYCE!"

by Niggadicks June 9, 2009

tripping balls

To smoke a joint or drop a tab, and then stick your leg out into a crowded interesection, interfering with the path of any testicals that may be walking past - thus causing them to fall over.

-Lars sticks his foot out without noticing that a pair of testicals are stampeding across the road. They run into it and fall over, spilling semen everywhere-
"DUDE, I'M TRIPPING BALLS!"

by Niggadicks January 13, 2008