Niggadicks's definitions

Scrotebuffer

One who chronically and excessively polishes his scrotum, sometimes to the point of rupturing it

Joe: Man, my scrote's shiny today
Spoon: you sick scrotebuffer
Joe: Stfu! you're no better you tit-trombone

by Niggadicks April 28, 2006

Spice out session

The period of time in which a person is incapacitated after spicing out - usually accompanied by sickened groans and more puking.

"Fuck, I smoked an eighth of maul hoots and had a mass spice out session last night."

by Niggadicks June 17, 2009

pooch

a term used to describe the action of pulling through with a fat bong hoot.

"way to pooch that bowl, homes."

by Niggadicks June 9, 2009

catch'n'dry

When one or more pieces of fecal matter gets caught in the hairs in the anal cleavage of a person, and is missed in wiping. The feces then proceed to dry and go into a weird crumbly substance which is quite hard to remove.
Often, this dry fecal matter obstructs the next defecation, which makes it incredibly hard to empty your bowels because the dried feces are blocking the anus.

Possible remedies which I have tried are
-Using scissors to cut out the feces (if you slip like I did you can cut your anus)
-Simply pulling it out (suggestions are to have gone through a lot of pain beforehand so this doesn't seem so significant, because it HURTS, or to go into a shower and soap it up, then try and pull it off)

Usually when the feces are stuck in the ass hair, when you stand up off the toilet seat your butt feels wet, and is sort of stuck together. If this symptom ever occurs, shower INSTANTLY. It savse a LOT of pain.

John: Damn... another catch'n'dry, and I didn't catch it in time!
Friz: Time to braek out the morphine :)
John: -sigh- I'm in for a longggg day.

by Niggadicks July 4, 2006

eon5

An unindentified and seemingly useless picture of an air vent. Many people have speculated that it was related to eon8, but none have been proved. This is simply a picture of an air vent. Check it out if you will, although it is sort of creepy. It feels like a screamer.

Manuel: i wented 2 eon8 on june 31th and gott'd scared
Nigel: ya?? well i goed 2 eon5 and got creept' out lol
Manuel: ya dey r unanswerd
Nigel: yup g lol

by Niggadicks July 4, 2006

tab

Tobacco, plain and simple.

"I need some fucking tab!"

by Niggadicks June 17, 2009

rocker

A bong hoot in which a layer of tobacco is packed in the first half of the bowl, followed by a layer of straight chron on top of that. Plain and simple: they fuck you up.

"pack me a rocker, brah."
"got tab?"

by Niggadicks June 9, 2009