Niggadicks's definitions

moiler

A bong hoot, most often a maul hoot, with a drop of hash oil placed on top of the hoot. Used frequently for getting a massive nicotine rush and simultaneously getting ripped.

"I'm stoked on this maul hoot!"
"hold on a sec, I'll give you a drop of oil for a moiler."
"potes!"

by Niggadicks June 9, 2009

Niggadicks

Niggadicks (n.) (interjection) (nig-uh-dix)

1. Noun: Anything can be described as a niggadick.

2. Interjection: A term used to express happiness, anger, excitement, curiosity, anger, oppression, depression, rejection, disgust, sadness, euphoria, confusion.

3. Interjection: A term used to describe the utmost entirety of human stupidity; the farthest and most unintelligent reaches of the dumbest, darkest corners of the modern mind.

Colbass: I just picked up a flat of niggadicks.

Colbass: I just picked up a flat of beer.
Assrin: NIGGADICKS!

Assrin: This whole planet is niggadicks.

by Niggadicks February 14, 2013

TB-ing

the act of tripping, and doing a face plant into a female's breasts. Quite fun and delivers quick erections.

Frank: Hey, Lasahuchahikamarodecimanda! Let's do some TB-ing!
Lasahuchahikamarodecimanda: Okay! There's a hot girl right to the left.
*both trip and land with faces in girl's boobs*
Girl: Onoez, sick TB-ers!

by Niggadicks April 28, 2006

bellowstick

A stick that has problems shutting the fuck up

Bob: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TREE BRANCH
Tree branch: No, I'm a bellowstick
Bob: oh, sorry

by Niggadicks April 28, 2006

):

A sad smiley. Often used to elude the onslaught of emoticons on instant messengers / forums. Idiots often confuse it as a typo for :)

John: :( (emoticon shows up)
Frank: Bitch! Don't use emoticons!
John: ):
Frank: Better, bitch.

by Niggadicks July 3, 2006

noobaloid

One who runs in circles, but lacks the 1337ness or simple ability to add zeros to their descriptors.

John: WHEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKIN' WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *barf*
Jack: You fuckin' noobaloid.

by Niggadicks October 9, 2006

catch'n'dry

When one or more pieces of fecal matter gets caught in the hairs in the anal cleavage of a person, and is missed in wiping. The feces then proceed to dry and go into a weird crumbly substance which is quite hard to remove.
Often, this dry fecal matter obstructs the next defecation, which makes it incredibly hard to empty your bowels because the dried feces are blocking the anus.

Possible remedies which I have tried are
-Using scissors to cut out the feces (if you slip like I did you can cut your anus)
-Simply pulling it out (suggestions are to have gone through a lot of pain beforehand so this doesn't seem so significant, because it HURTS, or to go into a shower and soap it up, then try and pull it off)

Usually when the feces are stuck in the ass hair, when you stand up off the toilet seat your butt feels wet, and is sort of stuck together. If this symptom ever occurs, shower INSTANTLY. It savse a LOT of pain.

John: Damn... another catch'n'dry, and I didn't catch it in time!
Friz: Time to braek out the morphine :)
John: -sigh- I'm in for a longggg day.

by Niggadicks July 4, 2006