Nico's definitions

Skills

(noun)

what is needed to snag a woman.

"You know, nunchuk skills, bow staff skills, computer hacking skills... girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!"

by nico May 8, 2005

Happygasm

Noun. Middle English. (Derived from orgasm)

The climax of happiness, often expressed by sensual, exotic feelings in the cheekbones.

I gave my little brother some balloons and he had a happygasm.

My cheeks were sore after we happygasmed.

by Nico August 13, 2004

Napoleon Dynamite

(proper noun) A "nerdy-type" guy from Idaho who does not care about what anyone thinks of him and just does what he enjoys. Interests include: drawing pictures of fairy-tale creatures and the like, tetherball, throwing oranges at passing cars. Also stars in his own movie called, obviously, "Napoleon Dynamite" which was flipping SWEET!! People who are against this movie because it's "stupid" and "pointless" need to chill because that's just it... you have to appreciate the mindlessness!

direct quote from Napoleon to Deb, his prom date: "I like your sleeves. They're real big."

by nico April 9, 2005

man

some are sexst, and those should die die die, they are NOT superior, we are all equal, lots of them think they have to be masculine, but the good ones, respect women, and are great

this world is so fucked up

by nico February 6, 2005

Lyrically Insane

Someone who splurts out 'wicked' words and don't give a fuck about what they say.

Eminem.
"Fuck you too bitch call the cops, uma kill you and your loud ass mother fucking barking doggs!!"

by Nico January 11, 2004

gash

bare buff ladies!! simple as!

1. Oh Gash! Oh Gash! Ohhhh Gaassshh! (Heartless Crew tune to OH GOSH)
2. Bare Gash!
3. Bare Pie and Mash - Gash
4. Wheres da Fuckin Gash!

by Nico January 27, 2004

culturo-temporal

2. The ideal temperature at which to culture a bacteria or mold

From Latin Cultura (to grow) and Tempus (heat)

The culturo-temporal of E. Coli bacteria is 98.9 degrees Fahrenheit.

by Nico April 29, 2004