Nico's definitions

Napoleon Dynamite

(proper noun) A "nerdy-type" guy from Idaho who does not care about what anyone thinks of him and just does what he enjoys. Interests include: drawing pictures of fairy-tale creatures and the like, tetherball, throwing oranges at passing cars. Also stars in his own movie called, obviously, "Napoleon Dynamite" which was flipping SWEET!! People who are against this movie because it's "stupid" and "pointless" need to chill because that's just it... you have to appreciate the mindlessness!

direct quote from Napoleon to Deb, his prom date: "I like your sleeves. They're real big."

by nico April 9, 2005

Your Mom!

An insult that can apply to almost anyone at anytime. It is regarded the best insult ever.

Bill: Just Put the book in the bag.
Joe: Your mom put it in!

by Nico April 25, 2005

Skills

(noun)

what is needed to snag a woman.

"You know, nunchuk skills, bow staff skills, computer hacking skills... girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!"

by nico May 8, 2005

Happygasm

Noun. Middle English. (Derived from orgasm)

The climax of happiness, often expressed by sensual, exotic feelings in the cheekbones.

I gave my little brother some balloons and he had a happygasm.

My cheeks were sore after we happygasmed.

by Nico August 13, 2004

crackwhore

Crackwhore refers to a friend which will act utterly selfish. He or she may only call onto you or ask you for what he needs, while when you call on him, he/she simply ignores the cry for help.

Crackwhore originated from cocksucking individuals that would take it in the ass for a piece of crack that was the size of a dime.

Dont ever trust a crackwhore

by Nico August 14, 2004

squeak

a person who is annoying because they act child like; and or a person who is annoying because they are unskilled and unexpierenced in certain things.

"Kim still plays with Barbies, she's sucha squeak"

"Dave didn't know what 69 meant, he's sucha squeak"

by nico September 12, 2004

Choke

An act in which a team or a person collaspe when they are expected to win no matter what the other team does.

The New York Yankees CHOKED majorly against the Boston Red Sox in the American League Championship Series in 2004.

by Nico April 2, 2005