Nico's definitions

Napoleon Dynamite

(proper noun) A "nerdy-type" guy from Idaho who does not care about what anyone thinks of him and just does what he enjoys. Interests include: drawing pictures of fairy-tale creatures and the like, tetherball, throwing oranges at passing cars. Also stars in his own movie called, obviously, "Napoleon Dynamite" which was flipping SWEET!! People who are against this movie because it's "stupid" and "pointless" need to chill because that's just it... you have to appreciate the mindlessness!

direct quote from Napoleon to Deb, his prom date: "I like your sleeves. They're real big."

by nico April 9, 2005

Your Mom!

An insult that can apply to almost anyone at anytime. It is regarded the best insult ever.

Bill: Just Put the book in the bag.
Joe: Your mom put it in!

by Nico April 25, 2005

Skills

(noun)

what is needed to snag a woman.

"You know, nunchuk skills, bow staff skills, computer hacking skills... girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!"

by nico May 8, 2005

snakeyb

Slang for the drink snakebite and black (half a pint of lager, half of cider and several shots of blackcurrent cordial)

A pint of your finest snakeyb please, Mr. Lemmy barman!

by Nico September 24, 2003

bunder

To vomit, usually after drinking too much alcohol

Dam i feel awful, think im gonna bunder.

by Nico September 24, 2003

Happygasm

Noun. Middle English. (Derived from orgasm)

The climax of happiness, often expressed by sensual, exotic feelings in the cheekbones.

I gave my little brother some balloons and he had a happygasm.

My cheeks were sore after we happygasmed.

by Nico August 13, 2004

crackwhore

Crackwhore refers to a friend which will act utterly selfish. He or she may only call onto you or ask you for what he needs, while when you call on him, he/she simply ignores the cry for help.

Crackwhore originated from cocksucking individuals that would take it in the ass for a piece of crack that was the size of a dime.

Dont ever trust a crackwhore

by Nico August 14, 2004