Definitions by Nico

Skills 

(noun)

what is needed to snag a woman.

"You know, nunchuk skills, bow staff skills, computer hacking skills... girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!"

Skills by nico May 8, 2005

Your Mom!

An insult that can apply to almost anyone at anytime. It is regarded the best insult ever.

Bill: Just Put the book in the bag.
Joe: Your mom put it in!

Your Mom! by Nico April 25, 2005

Napoleon Dynamite 

(proper noun) A "nerdy-type" guy from Idaho who does not care about what anyone thinks of him and just does what he enjoys. Interests include: drawing pictures of fairy-tale creatures and the like, tetherball, throwing oranges at passing cars. Also stars in his own movie called, obviously, "Napoleon Dynamite" which was flipping SWEET!! People who are against this movie because it's "stupid" and "pointless" need to chill because that's just it... you have to appreciate the mindlessness!

direct quote from Napoleon to Deb, his prom date: "I like your sleeves. They're real big."

Napoleon Dynamite by nico April 9, 2005

Choke 

An act in which a team or a person collaspe when they are expected to win no matter what the other team does.

The New York Yankees CHOKED majorly against the Boston Red Sox in the American League Championship Series in 2004.

Choke by Nico April 2, 2005

Big Raide 

For a person's face to be disproportionately red compared to the rest of their body.

To be embarassed, or blushing whilst still looking like a tomato.

Oh my fucking god did you see that big raide!?

Listen up big raide!

This is the police, you're home is about to undergo a big raide.

Big Raide by Nico March 2, 2005

man

some are sexst, and those should die die die, they are NOT superior, we are all equal, lots of them think they have to be masculine, but the good ones, respect women, and are great

this world is so fucked up

man by nico February 6, 2005

Rock Lobster 

greatest song by the b52's, besides love shack

b52's sing lots of crazy songs like rock lobster

Rock Lobster by nico January 22, 2005