act like it's not shabbat

To masturbate. Jewish people (M.O.T.s) often avoid masturbating on the that day of the week, and therefore must do it more on non-shabbat days.

Teacher: "My, Jimmy, that was a long bathroom break, were you...smoking drugs in there?"
Class: "Ooooooh, busted."
Jimmy: "Hell no bitch...but let's just say it wasn't shabbat in there." (pulls out $1 bill) "Hey, slip the janitor Mr. Washington here for the extra clean up job, will ya?"

by Nick D February 17, 2005

casper

what you call someone to make fun of their whiteness (started with Casper, the friendly ghost).

"Fo shizzle my nizzle, what's izzup in da hizzle? Let's hit up club one-twizzle and show doze bizzles how to sizzuck a dizzle, fo sheezy..."
"Shut up, casper. Go back to your big brick house in the suburbs and have your wine and cheese."

by Nick D April 15, 2003

the distance

The entirety of a game, race, length, or sexual encounter.

McNabb threw one for the distance with 10 seconds to go and the Eagles won the Super Bowl.

Joey told Katie that he would finally be able to go the distance this time, but once again he "blew it" before the game even started.

by Nick D January 26, 2004

project bitch

A bitch that isn't too great right now, but will be very good in the future once you succeed in working your magic on her in one way or another.

Neil: "Heard you and Mary are getting together."
Bob: "Yeah, what about it?"
Neil: "That girl's the biggest prude this side of the Susquehanna. You couldn't get in those pants if you were her favorite pair of panties."
Bob: "S'aiight nigga. She's a project bitch. Give me a couple of months and I'll be hittin' that like J.J. Redick hits wide-open threes."

by Nick D February 11, 2004