Nick D's definitions

Whoomp, there it is!

"Check that shit out, nigga!" Saying this in the early 90's was cool. If you say it now, even the most mark-ass crackers will laugh their asses off at you.

I made a sweet fadeaway in the last game and to celebrate I hit the ground and break-danced on the court, then I got up, raised the roof a couple times and yelled "Whoomp, there it is!" Then the other team had to forfeit because they were laughing too hard at my sorry cracker ass.

by Nick D February 12, 2003

act like it's not shabbat

To masturbate. Jewish people (M.O.T.s) often avoid masturbating on the that day of the week, and therefore must do it more on non-shabbat days.

Teacher: "My, Jimmy, that was a long bathroom break, were you...smoking drugs in there?"
Class: "Ooooooh, busted."
Jimmy: "Hell no bitch...but let's just say it wasn't shabbat in there." (pulls out $1 bill) "Hey, slip the janitor Mr. Washington here for the extra clean up job, will ya?"

by Nick D February 17, 2005

beat poet

someone who's very unattractive (beat) and writes poetry (poet)

Man, that nappy-ass artsy bitch who's always reciting those poems really is a beat poet.

by Nick D September 29, 2003

Jack Herrer

Very high quality marijuana named for its legendary grower that has won many a Cannabis Cup.

Any real smoker would take a dime bag of Jack Herrer over a fucking kilo of schwag.

by Nick D February 5, 2004