Nick D's definitions

Whoomp, there it is!

"Check that shit out, nigga!" Saying this in the early 90's was cool. If you say it now, even the most mark-ass crackers will laugh their asses off at you.

I made a sweet fadeaway in the last game and to celebrate I hit the ground and break-danced on the court, then I got up, raised the roof a couple times and yelled "Whoomp, there it is!" Then the other team had to forfeit because they were laughing too hard at my sorry cracker ass.

by Nick D February 12, 2003

beat poet

someone who's very unattractive (beat) and writes poetry (poet)

Man, that nappy-ass artsy bitch who's always reciting those poems really is a beat poet.

by Nick D September 29, 2003

Jack Herrer

Very high quality marijuana named for its legendary grower that has won many a Cannabis Cup.

Any real smoker would take a dime bag of Jack Herrer over a fucking kilo of schwag.

by Nick D February 5, 2004

D.A.R.E.

Drug
Abuse
Resistance
Education

e.g. a bunch of bullshit taught by a cop to your kids

"YES!!! I won the D.A.R.E. award and got a free T-shirt."
"Whatever you little fucking narc, give it 5 years and you'll be as doped out as any of us."

by Nick D February 23, 2003