Nick D's definitions

project bitch

A bitch that isn't too great right now, but will be very good in the future once you succeed in working your magic on her in one way or another.

Neil: "Heard you and Mary are getting together."
Bob: "Yeah, what about it?"
Neil: "That girl's the biggest prude this side of the Susquehanna. You couldn't get in those pants if you were her favorite pair of panties."
Bob: "S'aiight nigga. She's a project bitch. Give me a couple of months and I'll be hittin' that like J.J. Redick hits wide-open threes."

by Nick D February 11, 2004

buy the farm

to die, a synonym of "kick the bucket".

Billy: "So how's your uncle Jimmy doing?"
Bob: "Pretty good. You know that farm he was going to buy? The big one in Kansas with all those cows and shit, you know? Yeah, well he bought it."
Billy: "No way, you mean he bought the farm?"
Bob: "Yeah isn't that the bomb diggity?"
Billy: "You're sick, man. That's really fucking sad."

by Nick D October 28, 2003

D.A.R.E.

Drug
Abuse
Resistance
Education

e.g. a bunch of bullshit taught by a cop to your kids

"YES!!! I won the D.A.R.E. award and got a free T-shirt."
"Whatever you little fucking narc, give it 5 years and you'll be as doped out as any of us."

by Nick D February 23, 2003

Jack Herrer

Very high quality marijuana named for its legendary grower that has won many a Cannabis Cup.

Any real smoker would take a dime bag of Jack Herrer over a fucking kilo of schwag.

by Nick D February 5, 2004