Nick D's definitions

midwest

A waste of space. No mountains, no beaches. Just farm animals, fields, and boring people/hicks. Nothing at all ever happens there, with the exception of Chicago and one or two other places. Exists only to make it a hassle for people to get between the east coast and the mountains/west coast. Almost as pointless as Canada.

If you're from the midwest, I'm gonna aim about mid-chest.

by Nick D July 14, 2004

check out

To look at someone's features in order to determine that person's level of sexual attractiveness and the extent to which you would like to chuck it in her/have him chuck it in you.

After I nailed her little sister and didn't call back, Kim went on a major bitching tirade. I didn't mind though, since she was wearing a low-cut shirt and it gave me a good chance to check out her amazing rack.

by Nick D March 8, 2006

Jack Herrer

Very high quality marijuana named for its legendary grower that has won many a Cannabis Cup.

Any real smoker would take a dime bag of Jack Herrer over a fucking kilo of schwag.

by Nick D February 5, 2004

D.A.R.E.

Drug
Abuse
Resistance
Education

e.g. a bunch of bullshit taught by a cop to your kids

"YES!!! I won the D.A.R.E. award and got a free T-shirt."
"Whatever you little fucking narc, give it 5 years and you'll be as doped out as any of us."

by Nick D February 23, 2003