Nicholas D's definitions

will smith

1) A phrase that means one plans to engage in the trade of metal treating in the future
2) Someone who is skilled at writing legal documents regarding the passage of one’s estate after death
3) To bitch slap someone in the way that Chris Rock was slapped at the 2022 Oscars

Apothecary: “So you’re almost done with your apothecary training! Ready to open your own shop in town?”
Apprentice: “Nah dogg apothecarying is boring AF. More like apothe-idontcare-ying. I think I will smith.”
Apothecary: “Shut your mouth, you scoundrel! If you dishonor my trade again, I’ll will smith you so hard you’ll wish you’d hired a will smith!”

by Nicholas D April 11, 2022

freedom beer

A patriotic American term for après ski drinks, meant to show disdain for the French. Used by the same people who say freedom fries, pardon my freedom, freedom toast, and freedom mistake. Means a beer consumed after a day of skiing or snowboarding.

Pierre: "After we finish ze ski-ing, what do you say we all go grab an apres ski glass of ze Bordeaux?"
Katie: "That sounds great, Pierre."
Bob: "What?!? How dare you, you French sympathizer?!? Let's ditch this surrender monkey and go grab a freedom beer. I've got a whole case of 90 Minute back at my place with your name on it. Brewed in the good ol' USA. Screw France!"
Katie: "Ok, good point. I'll go with you instead. Sorry, Frenchy."

by Nicholas D December 29, 2009

Covidland

The United States of America, the most COVID-19 infected country on the planet.

Aussie: "We locked down for a couple of months and got Covid cases down to zero. Now our economy is completely open and nobody is getting sick."
Covidlander: "Oh yeah, well I'm from Florida and we got to open up our economy AND murder our grandparents! So take that you kangaroo jockey! Covidland rules!"

by Nicholas D December 13, 2020

growler

1) A half gallon container that is usually filled with beer.
2) A vagina.
3) A loud, messy crap.

Jake: "Did you go out and get some growler after you drank that entire growler last night?"
Tim: "No, it just made me have to take a major growler. I spent most of the night on the john."

by Nicholas D May 28, 2009

dry spot

A grave. To put someone in a dry spot is to kill them.

"Feel these hot rocks fellas, put you in a dry spot fellas, in a pine box with nine shots from my glock fellas." -Nas, "Ether"

Chaz: "Oh, oh, oh!" *SPLAT!*
Ashley: "Dammit Chaz, you missed and got it all over my face and the bed again."
Chaz: "Oops, my bad. Good night." *rolls over to sleep*
Ashley: "What? Get your ass up! I'm not sleeping in the wet spot over here!"
Chaz: "Hey, it's better than sleeping in a dry spot...am I right?"
Ashley: "Well yeah, but-"
Chaz: "Trying to sleep over here, woman! Pipe down!"

by Nicholas D February 27, 2011

Koup Klutz Klan

A nickname for the morons who invaded the US Capitol on January 6, 2020.

Cletus was thrown in the slammer along with his Koup Klutz Klan compatriots after he tweeted “I’m in the capital butt their never gunna know its me cuz I got on this mustache n glasses LMAO”

by Nicholas D December 9, 2021

blue room

The curl of a wave as it breaks, creating the effect of an enclosed area with blue walls. Mostly used by surfers.

Boss: "Johnson, where were you this morning? We had an important meeting at 10 in the Gold Room on the 32nd floor and it was my understanding that you were going to present this quarter's figures to the department head."
Johnson: "Sorry boss, I wanted to be there, but unfortunately I had a more important appointment in the blue room at that time."
Boss: "Blue room? Now what in tarnation is that?"
Johnson: "There were some awesome 20-foot breaks over at Mavericks. I took my board out and totally shredded that shit."
Boss: "Oh, well I was about to shitcan you, but I guess that's a pretty damn good excuse. Party on, Johnson."

by Nicholas D December 31, 2008