Nic's definitions

Kurt Cobain

He was the greatest musician ever who wrote the greatest songs ever to be made. he is a legend and was the most beautiful man ever.

as if nobody will ever compare to Kurt Cobain

by Nic March 8, 2004

CatPants

sleazy woman. show's her tits for swag. has admitted to sleeping with Gene Simmons, she even had the nerve to admit that.

Catpants has weird looking tits, very bad boob job.

by NIC September 25, 2003

owned

To slap another on the ass causing them to squeal like a bitch, i.e. Dave.

*slap noise*, "Ha!! Owned!!"

by Nic May 4, 2004

Skortal

Originating from the words short and skirt. Once added together Skortal becomes a word for a girl/boy wearing an extremely short article of clothing.
The "al" at the end is linked with a very popular slang word boobal

Woah, i can see that chicks panties because she is wear a skortal.

OR

Your a skortal head.

by Nic August 4, 2004

fuddruckers

A resturaunt so funny, that when I pass it, I want to rearrange letters...

Nic took the lights out of D, D, R, and the U as he snuck into Fuddruckers.

by Nic January 20, 2004

Tittyfuck

Stickin' yo penis between some tig ol' bitties

Man, I tittyfucked yo momma last night.

by Nic December 2, 2003

Dirty Bird

Another name for Spicy Bird

I bought all the dirty bird they had down at the market.

by Nic August 24, 2003