5 definitions by New_Uzer

Dinnering

the process by which a girl will go on numerous outings for dinner with no intention of dating, sleeping with, or even kissing the guy who is treating.

Note: this is like a sport in Chicago and NYC.

We went out the third time and i realized she was dinnering me, not dating, so i was never going to get laid.

by New_Uzer November 16, 2016

Alpha Dump

when your dump overrides the smell of other peoples dumps in a public restroom, thus asserting your dominance over them, and granting you relief from their aroma.

I took an alpha dump in the middle stall this morning. The other two left immediately.

by New_Uzer November 15, 2016

Holiday Hijacker

(Noun) a person who thinks it is acceptable to schedule their stupid life event (wedding, baby shower, etc.) on holiday weekends, thus putting you in a socially precarious spot of forfeiting your free time or telling them they're not worth a long weekend.

Friend: we're going to the lakehoude for the 4th. Wanna come?
Me: I wish I could but Ellen is a holiday hijacker and scheduled her stupid wedding for that weekend.
Friend: Bitch.....

by New_Uzer January 2, 2019

Twitterdick

Twitterdick; (noun) the sensitive area of ones public persona that becomes damaged when said individual is savaged on Twitter.

Me: Did you see the tweet from the Holocaust Museum saying Lindsay Graham was full of shit?
Friend: Yeah....right in the twitterdick.

by New_Uzer November 27, 2018

Manshaming

The male targeting counter to slut shaming where men are made to feel bad about themselves for having man-thoughts, or saying/doing man-things.

Katie caught her boyfriend Steve on pornhub and manshamed (manshaming) him by telling his mom what a pig he is.

by New_Uzer November 29, 2017