New English's definitions

Post 4th of July Blues

This is the depression that as soon as you go to bed on July 4th. July 4th is the high point of the summer as it is the only holiday between Memorial Day and Labor Day. The effects of this are severe if you take your only summer vacation before or during the 4th. Taking a vacation after the 4th greatly decreases the effects of this condition.

(On July 5th) Suzanne: I am so bummed. The 4th of July is over and I haven't taken any time off after that.

Stephanie: You should have done what I did and planned a vacation for the end of July. You are getting the full effects of the Post 4th of July Blues while I am only getting a mild effect.

by New English July 7, 2011

Beav

When a woman wearing a skirt or dress sits with her legs spread and gives people a view of what is underneath.

Anne was sitting in a gathering area on campus and didn't realize her legs were spread while she was wearing a skirt. She beaved several people on campus.

by New English March 29, 2009

Stupid 8

This is the alternative name for the hotel chain Super 8.

I decided to stay at the Stupid 8 because it was cheap and close to the interstate.

by New English January 9, 2012

Door Stop Kitty

This is when a cat lays down on its stomach and tucks all four legs under its body. Sometimes they will doze off in this position.

It is very funny when tigers do door stop kitty.

by New English April 11, 2009

Post Poop Piss

This is the urination directly after a bowel movement. It is a pleasant feeling and you are truly relieved after that.

I took a huge shit after getting to the motel room. When I finished I had a post poop piss. I feel truly relieved.

by New English May 6, 2009

Southwest Montana

The region in Montana that starts in Columbus and stretches west to Butte. It goes north into Townsend and south near the Idaho and Wyoming borders and Yellowstone National Park. The people here are like a hybrid between Eastern and Western Montana, and Butte is included even though it is west of the divde. Bozeman is located here, but due to its uniqueness is in a class by itself as is Helena, which is a mixture of the three regions.

Southwest Montana is often not thought of as a region, but due to it being a mix of Western and Eastern Montana, it deserves its own classification.

by New English December 20, 2008

Western Montana

The area of Montana located west of the Continental Divde. Missoula is the primary city. This is characterized by being mountainous, while the majority of Eastern Montana lies in the Great Plains.

Western Montana is very pretty but prohibitively expensive to live in.

by New English December 20, 2008