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A fart and a laugh together.
i.e. When someone cracks a joke in the company of distinguished guests and you let go a nice unmistakable fart during your laughter.
i.e. When someone cracks a joke in the company of distinguished guests and you let go a nice unmistakable fart during your laughter.
Prince Phillip: But Your Majesty there is no shame in a laughing fart! Here, let us all, ecstatically, fart in bonne homie!
by NevermindWho April 13, 2006
Get the laughing fart mug.A shower of diarrehea coming from someones mouth (example 1).
Laxative(s) plural:
When a group of people/indviduals simultaneously vomit diarrehea (example 2).
Laxative(s) plural:
When a group of people/indviduals simultaneously vomit diarrehea (example 2).
Example 1:
Yesterday Donald Rumsfield gave the press corp his daily dose of laxative during the weekly Pentagon briefing.
Example2:
The Republican Party's justification for invading Iraq was more a dose of laxatives than based on evidence.
FoxNews insured a regular dose of laxatives to the public in the run-up to the Iraq War.
Yesterday Donald Rumsfield gave the press corp his daily dose of laxative during the weekly Pentagon briefing.
Example2:
The Republican Party's justification for invading Iraq was more a dose of laxatives than based on evidence.
FoxNews insured a regular dose of laxatives to the public in the run-up to the Iraq War.
by NeverMindWho April 13, 2006
Get the laxative mug.Asked in a situation where you reach a point of no return or you have surpassed a dangerous obstacle and have survived the ordeal. 'What now' is also used as in,'where does this leave us', in terms of re-questioning your relationship status with someone.
Butch: What now?
Marsellus: What now? Well, let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a coupla pipe-hitting' niggas, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. Hear me talkin', hillbilly boy?! I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna get Medieval on your ass.
Butch: I meant what now, between me and you?
Marsellus: Oh, that 'what now?' Well, let me tell ya what now between me an' you. There is no me an' you. Not no more.
(Dialogue from the movie, Pulp Fiction)
Marsellus: What now? Well, let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a coupla pipe-hitting' niggas, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. Hear me talkin', hillbilly boy?! I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna get Medieval on your ass.
Butch: I meant what now, between me and you?
Marsellus: Oh, that 'what now?' Well, let me tell ya what now between me an' you. There is no me an' you. Not no more.
(Dialogue from the movie, Pulp Fiction)
by NeverMindWho April 13, 2006
Get the what now mug.Cell Biology, Basic Genetics, Gender Science.
Human cells contain 23 pairs of chromosomes for a total of 46. There are 22 pairs of autosomes and one pair of sex chromosomes. Chromosomes determine everything from hair color and eye color to gender. Whether you are a male or female depends on the presence or absence of certain chromosomes.The sex chromosomes are the X chromosome and the Y chromosome. These chromosomes determine gender.
In human sexual reproduction, two distinct gametes fuse to form a zygote. The male gametes or sperm cells in humans and other mammals are heterogametic and contain one of two types of sex chromosomes. They are either X or Y. The female gametes or eggs however, contain only the X sex chromosome and are homogametic. The sperm cell determines the sex of an individual in this case.
If a sperm cell containing an X chromosome fertilizes an egg, the resulting zygote will be XX or female. If the sperm cell contains a Y chromosome, then the resulting zygote will be XY or male.
Human cells contain 23 pairs of chromosomes for a total of 46. There are 22 pairs of autosomes and one pair of sex chromosomes. Chromosomes determine everything from hair color and eye color to gender. Whether you are a male or female depends on the presence or absence of certain chromosomes.The sex chromosomes are the X chromosome and the Y chromosome. These chromosomes determine gender.
In human sexual reproduction, two distinct gametes fuse to form a zygote. The male gametes or sperm cells in humans and other mammals are heterogametic and contain one of two types of sex chromosomes. They are either X or Y. The female gametes or eggs however, contain only the X sex chromosome and are homogametic. The sperm cell determines the sex of an individual in this case.
If a sperm cell containing an X chromosome fertilizes an egg, the resulting zygote will be XX or female. If the sperm cell contains a Y chromosome, then the resulting zygote will be XY or male.
Professor:...being the actual meiotic step in which a diploid cell is converted to a haploid cell. This leads us to syngamy where the two gametes form a zygote. Now remember that the combination of two X chromosomes gives us a female and XY chromosomses a male...
Stifler: What the fuck is he on about?
Danny: Shush! The fusion of gametophytes during syngamy, you retard.
Stifler: Professor? Last time we checked Danny's karyotype we came to the shocking discovery that he carries two X chromosomes. Does that make him a female?
Danny: for God sake.
Professor: Perhaps so Mr.Raffaelli, which would explain the somewhat stiff bulge you get each time Mr.Cohen sits next to you.
Danny: Oh my GOD dude! You're homogametic!
Stifler: What the fuck is he on about?
Danny: Shush! The fusion of gametophytes during syngamy, you retard.
Stifler: Professor? Last time we checked Danny's karyotype we came to the shocking discovery that he carries two X chromosomes. Does that make him a female?
Danny: for God sake.
Professor: Perhaps so Mr.Raffaelli, which would explain the somewhat stiff bulge you get each time Mr.Cohen sits next to you.
Danny: Oh my GOD dude! You're homogametic!
by NeverMindWho April 12, 2006
Get the XY mug.The "Greaseless Muscle & Joint Pain Relief Cream". Bengay was brought to North America from France in 1898 and continues to relieve pain for millions of sufferers more than 100 years later.
Developed in the late 1800's by Dr Bengue, a French pharmacist, BENGAY (analgesic rub) is a medicated cream that reduces muscle and joint pain. The BENGAY family of analgesic rubs offers quick and effective relief to anyone suffering from muscle ache, joint or minor arthritis pain.
Product Description
Warm penetrating relief of arthritis and joint pain
Bengay Arthritis Extra Strength is specially formulated to penetrate deep down to provide long lasting and effective relief of minor arthritis, joint and muscle pain
Non-greasy, non-staining formula.
Available formulas:
Bengay* Ice Extra Strength, Bengay* Original, Bengay* Muscle Pain No Odour, Bengay* Muscle Pain Ultra Strength.
Developed in the late 1800's by Dr Bengue, a French pharmacist, BENGAY (analgesic rub) is a medicated cream that reduces muscle and joint pain. The BENGAY family of analgesic rubs offers quick and effective relief to anyone suffering from muscle ache, joint or minor arthritis pain.
Product Description
Warm penetrating relief of arthritis and joint pain
Bengay Arthritis Extra Strength is specially formulated to penetrate deep down to provide long lasting and effective relief of minor arthritis, joint and muscle pain
Non-greasy, non-staining formula.
Available formulas:
Bengay* Ice Extra Strength, Bengay* Original, Bengay* Muscle Pain No Odour, Bengay* Muscle Pain Ultra Strength.
Friend 1: Dude I've got such a friggin back ache from bangin your sister last night.
Friend 2: Really? Remove your shirt and let me apply BenGay's warm and penetrating cream on your back.
Friend 1: Euew dude! You fuckin' homo!
Friend 2 (scoffing): I just wanted to massage some cream on your back.
Friend 2: Really? Remove your shirt and let me apply BenGay's warm and penetrating cream on your back.
Friend 1: Euew dude! You fuckin' homo!
Friend 2 (scoffing): I just wanted to massage some cream on your back.
by NeverMindWho February 17, 2006
Get the BenGay mug.To Himmlerise someones rim or ass. When your friend betrays you, or does something against your interests, or when you are generally pissed off with somebody and want to threaten their physical security you say, "Am gonna Himmlerise yo rim!". It is another way of saying am gonna kick your butt or I am going to give you a severe beating that you will find hard to forget.
Note: People not familiar with recent 20th Century history will not understand.
Background: The term Himmlerise is taken from the name of Heinrich Luitpold Himmler who was the commander of the German Schutzstaffel (SS). He controlled the SS and the Gestapo during the Nazi regime. He became one of the main architects of the Holocaust, using elements of mysticism and a fanatical belief in the racist Nazi ideology to justify the mass murder and genocide of millions of victims. Himmler was responsible for implementing the industrial scale extermination of between six and twelve million people. Among the victims were Jews, Gypsies, homosexuals, Communists, Blacks, Catholics and Slavs.
When captured in 1945 he committed suicide prior to his interrogation. (from Wikipedia).
So you see not a very good person.
Note: People not familiar with recent 20th Century history will not understand.
Background: The term Himmlerise is taken from the name of Heinrich Luitpold Himmler who was the commander of the German Schutzstaffel (SS). He controlled the SS and the Gestapo during the Nazi regime. He became one of the main architects of the Holocaust, using elements of mysticism and a fanatical belief in the racist Nazi ideology to justify the mass murder and genocide of millions of victims. Himmler was responsible for implementing the industrial scale extermination of between six and twelve million people. Among the victims were Jews, Gypsies, homosexuals, Communists, Blacks, Catholics and Slavs.
When captured in 1945 he committed suicide prior to his interrogation. (from Wikipedia).
So you see not a very good person.
by NeverMindWho April 13, 2006
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