NeverMindWho's definitions

flomp

The sound an erect penis does when it is liberated from the pants.

Boy unzips. Flomp!
Girl (mouthing it): Oh my! Hear that 'flomp'.

by NeverMindWho April 18, 2006

Chimpanzee

A smart hairy little bugger who knows the true meaning of life.

If you give my chimpanzee a banana you will make him a happy chimpanzee.

My chimpanzee sign-languaged that if you call him, George Walker Bush again, he's gonna APE yo ass.

by NeverMindWho April 14, 2006

shamowa!

Nonsensical exlamation used my Michael Jackson at the end of each lyric line.
Usually preceded by yihee!

Yiiiheee!Shamowa!Ahhh! You gotta be startin' somethin' shamowa!

by NevermindWho February 11, 2006

top notch

adj.

Good. Perfect. Untainted. Mint condition. Healthy.

Of something or somebody.

If a car salesman tells you the car is in top notch shape, just kick him straight in the gonads.

Despite the cocktail of Anejo tequilla and cocaine, I feel in top notch form this morning!

by NeverMindWho April 13, 2006

bahrain

(The current definition is wrong - there is no such mass of water with the name 'Arabian Gulf'.).

Bahrain (an island) is a country in the Persian Gulf.

The Kingdom of Bahrain lies in the Persian Gulf.

by NeverMindWho April 18, 2006

jiggly booglies

beautiful and solid testicles, ballz, nuts, ping pongs, golf balls. You get the idea.

Girl (in awe): Oh my.What are those huge thingys?
Boy (cuppin 'em): These? These be my jiggly booglies.
Girl (gigglin): Jiggly boo-?
Boy: Thats right, jiggly booglies. Here kiss 'em.

by NeverMindWho April 20, 2006

what now

Asked in a situation where you reach a point of no return or you have surpassed a dangerous obstacle and have survived the ordeal. 'What now' is also used as in,'where does this leave us', in terms of re-questioning your relationship status with someone.

Butch: What now?
Marsellus: What now? Well, let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a coupla pipe-hitting' niggas, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. Hear me talkin', hillbilly boy?! I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna get Medieval on your ass.
Butch: I meant what now, between me and you?
Marsellus: Oh, that 'what now?' Well, let me tell ya what now between me an' you. There is no me an' you. Not no more.

(Dialogue from the movie, Pulp Fiction)

by NeverMindWho April 13, 2006