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deathperate

My life sucks! Am so deathperate!
by NeverMindWho April 14, 2006
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shamowa!

Nonsensical exlamation used my Michael Jackson at the end of each lyric line.
Usually preceded by yihee!
Yiiiheee!Shamowa!Ahhh! You gotta be startin' somethin' shamowa!
by NevermindWho February 11, 2006
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Chimpanzee

A smart hairy little bugger who knows the true meaning of life.
If you give my chimpanzee a banana you will make him a happy chimpanzee.

My chimpanzee sign-languaged that if you call him, George Walker Bush again, he's gonna APE yo ass.
by NeverMindWho April 14, 2006
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laughing fart

A fart and a laugh together.

i.e. When someone cracks a joke in the company of distinguished guests and you let go a nice unmistakable fart during your laughter.
Prince Phillip: But Your Majesty there is no shame in a laughing fart! Here, let us all, ecstatically, fart in bonne homie!
by NevermindWho April 13, 2006
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flomp

The sound an erect penis does when it is liberated from the pants.
Boy unzips. Flomp!
Girl (mouthing it): Oh my! Hear that 'flomp'.
by NeverMindWho April 18, 2006
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BenGay

The "Greaseless Muscle & Joint Pain Relief Cream". Bengay was brought to North America from France in 1898 and continues to relieve pain for millions of sufferers more than 100 years later.
Developed in the late 1800's by Dr Bengue, a French pharmacist, BENGAY (analgesic rub) is a medicated cream that reduces muscle and joint pain. The BENGAY family of analgesic rubs offers quick and effective relief to anyone suffering from muscle ache, joint or minor arthritis pain.

Product Description

Warm penetrating relief of arthritis and joint pain
Bengay Arthritis Extra Strength is specially formulated to penetrate deep down to provide long lasting and effective relief of minor arthritis, joint and muscle pain
Non-greasy, non-staining formula.

Available formulas:
Bengay* Ice Extra Strength, Bengay* Original, Bengay* Muscle Pain No Odour, Bengay* Muscle Pain Ultra Strength.
Friend 1: Dude I've got such a friggin back ache from bangin your sister last night.
Friend 2: Really? Remove your shirt and let me apply BenGay's warm and penetrating cream on your back.
Friend 1: Euew dude! You fuckin' homo!
Friend 2 (scoffing): I just wanted to massage some cream on your back.
by NeverMindWho February 17, 2006
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Bonnie Situation

When you are already stuck in a particular problematic situation and there is a high risk of being discovered by third parties and it could lead you to embarassment, imprisonment, a smack-around-the-head, grounding, divorce, a severe belt-beating etc. Bonnie Situations can be a psychological burden as you are trying to get out of the situation as quickly as possible before you are discovered - a kinda race-against-the-clock. A Bonnie Situation is more aptly used when a husband is about to be found out doing something wrong by his wife. Only the very focused and quick thinking macks can cooly arise from a Bonnie Situation.
Example 1:
Dude1: Daaamn hombre! Your homegrown marijuana harvest is good this year.
Dude2: Is that your parents car pulling up in the drive way?
Dude1: Shit! Quick! Open the windows, fetch the deodarant spray.
Dude2: We got ourselves a Bonnie Situtation.

Example2:
Jimmie: Now don't you understand that if Bonnie comes home and finds a dead body in her house, I'm gonna get divorced. (....)
(Later on)
Jules: You got to appreciate what an explosive element this Bonnie situation is. If she comes home from a hard day's work and finds a bunch of gangsters doin' a bunch of gansta shit in her kitchen, ain't no tellin' what she's apt to do.

(From the movie, Pulp Fiction)
by NeverMindWho March 1, 2006
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